dilation of pupils - i dont know why this happens but it does
fidgeting - anything to avoid the pressure of attempting to bullshit someone
subversion of gaze - its harder to lie while looking them in the eye (unless youre a pro)
voice cracking - throat dries up, idk why but it does
overly detailed - too many details make people suspicious
sweating - see dilation of pupils and voice cracking
unfeasible story - nobody is going to believe your 1 in a million chance bull just stop
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2017-03-08 at 2:38 PM UTC
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Memetic harmonics.
memetic harmonization
two objects cannot make contact without the transmission of irony until homeostasis is reached
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haha its 150 years after blacks could be covered by insurance but lets make a movie about it and call it a horror movie haha
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change the n in poppins to an e and you'll be flying alright
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Originally posted by Hazza32
They did use animal blood to trick new husbands into thinking they where a virgin in those times.
typically the hymen tears on its own after the woman gets to a certain age, just from physical activity/aging
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drahk'nuek, destroyer of worlds
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2017-03-04 at 5:44 AM UTC
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harassing your pets
i chase my cats around with a can of keyboard duster
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the first time i ever smoked weed was with some guy in my apartment complex. didnt get high. guy was a rastafari poser
the first time i did LSD was when i first started flipping it, it was nice and id stay up til like 2 am beating off
the first time i tried an opiate was oxy in my accounting class last year. god damn it feels amazing and i could barely keep my eyes open
the first time i ever tried amphetamine was 10th grade, bought some adderall from a guy in one of my classes, snorted it in the bathroom and zoomed... i fucking love amphetamine
the first time i ever tried coke was over the summer of '16. a guy i know called me up and asked if i wanted to buy a half g, i said yes, it was pretty nice but not worth the money i spent
ive never tried meth, heroin, most dissociatives, alot of hallucinogens
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2017-03-04 at 9:03 PM UTC
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MY tits
Originally posted by Totse 2001
Nicole?
no thats sophie
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the best place to be is in front of a bullet
at all times
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Originally posted by RestStop
I bump trap niggas literally every time I blast my first line of crystal for the day. I don't like all future songs no, but that track is pretty good.
but do you keep the strap when you brush your teeth
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Grab someone with your nuts while they're walking.
walk into someone else's nut grab
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I started off as an 8-year kid
wow your mom pushed a 2nd grader out?
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How do you store it?
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
In a baggie in the freezer.
are those pieces of raw beef and romaine lettuce
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Do lots of psychedelics
Originally posted by Totse 2001
You need a professional spotter. this is why it's illegal as fuck. to many zombies walking around the tenderloin SF because of no spotters. you're supposed to trip out in the comfort of a lab room or living room. I like old homes. Like a really old tutor home in Salem Ma if I ever got the chance. I'd be up for some safe dose to try it once if I had a proper doctor on site or at least a licensed pharmacist/chemistry person
youre a faggot
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2017-03-01 at 5:27 AM UTC
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We keep our dews on derp
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Originally posted by RisiR
You can't post what you want, though. You can only post things that allign with Lanny's worldview. Have fun with that.
Originally posted by RisiR
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