2016-08-24 at 3:31 AM UTC
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Robbing the islamic state
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
did you just watch three kings?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I was once coerced into sexually harassing women
2016-08-23 at 7:13 AM UTC
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ATTN: Aldra
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I've made a conscious effort to stop ripping on Bill Krozby, but fuck it's hard when he flares up so often over nothing
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
think of a better title or don't use one, the one you've got cheapens the whole thing
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
throw crack rocks into traffic
2016-08-22 at 2:31 AM UTC
in
cucking a cat
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
didn't read thread/assume it's about Bill Krozby raping a girl cat and making the boy cat watch
2016-08-22 at 1:53 AM UTC
in
Should I kill myself?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
yeah, whenever someone asks this, even before knowing the context my first thought is 'sure, why not?'
2016-08-22 at 1:52 AM UTC
in
taking a shit in the trashcan
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
just bring a kfc variety bucket with you wherever you go
2016-08-22 at 1:48 AM UTC
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ATTN: Aldra
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I assume most countries take census, even if they're not as relentlessly spastic as ours. basically just a set of questions to build statistics off - age, race, sex, religion, income, stuff like that.
it's on a set cycle, once a decade I think? where they mail out census forms in a set period (I think the date sent was previously staggered on a geographical basis so as not to hammer the postal system and the people processing it). this year, though, they decided that it needed to be done online and that everyone needed to do it on the same night. I'm not really sure why, but the result was pretty much what you'd expect from an idea that bad on shitty intranet infrastructure - site got thrashed/nobody did their census that night and the government blamed 'hackers'.
census are supposed to be anonymous to preserve the integrity of the data, but this year they dropped the pretense of not being a police state entirely and announced they'd be binding your address details to the submitted information. what's more, if you don't fill in the census, it's not a standard punishment, it's $140/day for every day you refuse to fill it in.
as it is, there are three options:
1. fill it in honestly, because the government (and majority of the public) are stupid, hedonistic and greedy over being blatantly malicious, and hope you don't get vanished in a few years
2. try to work out some 'safe' answers that aren't likely to get you targeted
3. be a black one-legged circus juggler who worships African death gods and has 23 children because fuck them
oh yeah, as a bonus they're running heaps of radio and TV ads stressing that the database is 'safe and secure'.... two weeks or so after they blamed hackers for bringing down the census itself.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
most people don't really 'love' each other anyway, they just use each other for mutual benefit... financial, physical, emotional, whatever.
do you remember that grind song sploo posted a few times? cuts out halfway through to some dude yelling 'WE ARE THE FIST FUCK FAMILY! WE ARE THE FIST FUCK FAMILY! WE ARE THE FIST FUCK FAMILY!'
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
you are what you do
you seem pretty cool on here, but who fuckin knows day to day. for all I know you and soph could ride around the EU terrorising childcare centres and preschools
