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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Goddamit. No. Please. No.

    "whoops poked my bladder"
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  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    That looks like the shit that Tyrone biggums takes on the sidewalk onat the beginning and end of his skits on the chapelle show.



    "He's tyrone!"
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I feel like the douglers death was the tipping point for the decline of western civilization. I can't believe I still post here sometimes, it's risky behavior
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  5. Because she literally just sniffed a shot of Jager and started sucking all these guys dicks and ent up crashing into the mall
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  6. Remember at your age don't tell them you live with mom, tell them your mom lives with you.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i watched that shit, i thought it was hella gay, so many shows trying to be Journal of Criminal Sciences, slapstick comedy at best

    nigga should've said "I don't understand forensic evidence, i didn't do this, it sounds like you're trying to frame me" instead of letting some fat nigga eat his twizzlers
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    'Let's say you're walking across the street and you get hit by some no license driver and you're carrying a weapon and some product but you live and are unconscious so you can't throw the motherfucker and you wake up and you in the back of the ambulance, you know the product is in your basketball shorts under your pants, you see your holster is empty, you ask "Wggderrerrss maiiiii" they say sir stop talking you were in an accident

    Or more like

    I get hit by a car when I'm white girl wasted smoking a blunt drinking a tall boy and walking the wrong way in a one way and I get DONKED"


    I've always wondered what would happen to my pet goldfish who asked me this ^
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT looks like I got you their

    What a funny post.

    You need help. I'm sorry you are so isolated but if you don't spend some time outside of your dilapidated shack you inhabit with a homosexual pedophile named Rick, you will never heal, grow and form a worldview that isn't based on your feelings of victimization. Bernie Sanders policies would do more for you than the "fuck me harder daddy" right wing policies you slurp from the cock of a low IQ YouTube pundit who has monetized making old, isolated people angry and scared
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  10. Originally posted by mmQ Does it have to be actual physical violence?

    Maybe he could just have someone write a note that says "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND IM 100% GOING TO RAPE YOU AND KILL YOU UNLESS YOU MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE" and then just pretend that he found it slipped under his door one day.

    Or squirt a bunch of ketchup on his ass crack and walk backwards with his pants down into the rental office.
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's a series of segue

    First, the Endemic means we're close to ending this shit. Covid19. Unless there is a Covid22 (2022)

    and I suggested people stop hoarding. instead, they should just spend more single visits to the store to buy 1 TP package at a time. until they have enough for 3-6 months so they don't feel the fear they may run out.

    Which is called Panic Shopping. Which then segue to the fact that my Earthquake Supplies ran out. so I need to buy an entire Earthquake preparedness for several weeks. and several weeks of food for 2 people is about 250-300 dollars.

    🤦‍♂️ nevermind.


    So you ran out of earthquake food eh?

    Haven't heard of any earthquakes lately but who knows maybe your in one now and had to use all the rations in order to become the quick mix ready equivalent of the megazord in power rangers.

    Did you know Simon Cowell was involved in that shows production or some shit?

    Turns out Simon Cowell had a step brother that helped establish some of the lesser known bbs forums in the 80s. Some say he actually was only involved because Simon Cowell was/is actually an m5 agent planted in Hollywood California now because he was involved in the emerging productions of bbs forums involved in bdsm and body mods because he always wanted chest implants. He actually created multiple sites and buried his name and gave "ownership" of the sites to other members of the respected communities.

    But with all of this being said, and no one to claim the Jeff Hunter name of totse infamy, some say Simon Cowell of American idol fame is actually Jeff hunter which is a pen name he used in the creation of these sites, totse specifically.

    This also leads to other theories of Simon being involved in 9/11 especially because of thr fact that he was documented being in building 7 on the day prior to 9/11 AND actually gave the go ahead for them to "pull it" and destruct building seven. There was also a hand written note found at the pentagon near the crash site written by Simon to his younger brother referencing some obscure codes and some type of Cypher that has yet to be decoded.

    Just saying man
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  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    That Mr Ballen is pretty interesting. Just watched one on this blood priestess who took over a town in Mexico in the 60's. Surprised I've never heard of this.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wish I was a hair replacement specialist so then I could say

    WIGS PAY MY BILLS
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  14. Tyrant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra where did you get these numbers from?

    The University of Science
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    WINGS PAY MY BILLS
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  16. CandyRein Black Hole


    💗

    When this beat drop... That's how I feel ..
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  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fire in the sky
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  18. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Today I painted a new residents nails at work and as we were going over colors, she mentioned she wanted clear.

    The only thought that came to my mind was "CLEAR?! That's no fun." I asked her why she wanted clear and she said, "My hands are ugly, I don't want to draw attention to them." I then carefully responded with, "Your hands tell the story of your life. They tell the story of love, of care and adventure. These hands have touched and held things that most people can only wish to one day." And with that, she went with the color pink for her nails.
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra alien visitation and religious experiences are both highly personally subjective

    Definitely. They're both similar but I meant the overarching theme of what captain falcon posted was "it just takes one true UFO encounter to prove the existence of aliens" so a similar query wouldn't be "is one religion correct?" it would be "of all theological texts, discussion, encounters etc. Is one aspect correct in assuming a higher power?"

    I think Aliens are easier to prove than a Deity. That's kinda why the guy from ancient aliens with the fucked up hair and the Greek sounding name became a meme, shoehorning aliens into everything without an easy explanation, sort of like what people do with religion and politicians do with illegal aliens and domestic terrorists.

    I read an article that basically said 80% of scientists believe in a Deity and like 60% believe in aliens. Weird shit. I'll try to find it
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra would you also argue that at least one religion is probably right, given how many people have been religious?

    That's not a like query. A like query would be "since the dawn of civilization humans have worshipped deities, does this mean there is one?" And to which the answer is "Yes, however it may not be what we have been expecting" which may also be the case with the UFOs.

    Aliens and religion are so important to be intertwined. I've seen alot of Muslim scholars on YouTube who believe in UFOs and aliens and point to several passages in the Quran which allude to extraterrestrial life in some way. I dont understand why other religions don't seem to embrace UFOs like they should
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