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  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Shit I'm fucked up.
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  2. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    only a few days left folx



    and then I relist WITH RARES oh man the buzz THE HYPE
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  3. Originally posted by mmQ I wish Israel would use ME as a puppet.

    Are we talking a harp-playing talking chicken in a bag puppet, or a Casey (and Finnegan) puppet?



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  4. Originally posted by mmQ Slowly burn to death suspended above a bed of lit candles

    birthday candles for ironic death
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  5. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd change my middle name to 'Sonvillebrat'

    Lol. Nothing else to add, you got a genuine laff out of me, out loud. I lofe u bud.
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  6. smokemon Houston
    I want to ride a bomb down to the ground in an airstrike.
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  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Wariat I tried to get her to my airbnb despite it being ,messy as fuk with either coffee or shit stains from me being nude all the time on the sheet and fuk her just earlier but she didnt want to come but hopefully ill be fucking the shit out of her face and ass soon.

    You heard it here first folx. Wariat has shit stains all over his house. I told you this guy is literally watching dog porn and playing with his asshole while living in squalor.

    What a fucking disgrace to humanity
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  10. Kafka sweaty
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by mmQ Will you post said baby head hitting entry for my viewing pleasure, perchance?

    If I can stomach finding it. I only read it once and it took two months.
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by stl1 Obviously a lie insofar as your admission that you refused to even read her qualifications.

    Try again…harder.

    Yeah he's picking from a pool that excludes most people to give the illusion of progressivism tho. You do understand that right?
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  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  14. Zelensky got in because of molotovs. In 2014 the Kyiv police were pelted with Molotovs. The police tried hard not to hurt anyone. A lot of the dead were shot by snipers - people say that the snipers were glowies.

    The Regime in 2014 was far too nice, even let people like John McCain visit. Imagine letting someone visit your country and foment violent armed revolution against the elected government and leave. That's what Ukraine did in 2014.

    Meanwhile Canada uses maximum force against some truck drivers honking their horns.
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  15. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka Right now I’m focused on making new friends both irl and online so my life is a bit chaotic with all the changes in routine. I have to be careful and think about what I want to be part of my normal life. I will need another fwb soon as well, maybe not from Fetlife this time.

    It's okay, we're here for you Kafka.

    Kafka right now:

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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The best wrestling moves are region specific like "the new jersey naptime" by paraplegic wrestler Droz, like how is taking a nap in New Jersey any different? There's the Tennessee something rather and the Texas something that begins with S. Here are some others I made up

    The Miami Meltdown
    Portland Piledriver
    Arizona Taco Drop
    Hoboken Hammer Time
    Albuquerque Anal Smash
    Texarcana Tickle
    Louisville fire hose
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  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Not as cool as the Ole dick twist.
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  18. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Nah. Ur personality is completely offsetting. Even if u actually looked like the one photo I saw. Ur just really annoying & repetitive.

    Nah actually you would find me very funny and charming because you can tell when I'm joking by the expressions on my face.
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  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    I have never gotten my taxes back so fast in my life.....every year I get it on my birthday .. so a couple of week after I usually file ...but this year I got them back in a week ..

    I always get my taxes on my birthday.. guess my birthday came early this year lol

    Amen 💗
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  20. Originally posted by stl1 "The Babylon Bee | Fake News You Can Trust
    https://babylonbee.com
    Feb 18, 2022 · The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire. Subscribe Log in Subscribe | Log in Finance Canadian ATMs Now Asking Your Political Views Before Allowing"

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