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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Originally posted by mmQ And again, enough with the masks. Yes, let's say the vaccines are working. Now maybe it's time to stop the mask shenanigans. I just saw a clip of Biden walking around maskless in a group of people shaking hands and whispering to them. What's up with that? Joe Biden without a mask in close proximity to tons of people. Why is he exempt? The other people were wearing masks and vaccinated.

    "Rules for thee, but not for me."

    "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."

    "Don't do as I do, do as I say."
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ That could be anyone in the world I dont even care. Theyre right. You really think it isnt THEATER at this point? L O L.


    They all take their masks off when the meals arrive too 😂
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  3. Originally posted by mmQ What if my dinner was a fried adult elephant?

    Much like old country buffet you'd only receive 2 thin slices on your plate (re: my asshole) at a time.

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  4. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    i cant stop watching this

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  5. Nice timing.
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  6. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What a cool 😎 dude. Did you ever hang out with him talk about crazy glue related things? Maybe ever take a few pulls off the ol' G-Bag yourself? Eh? …Eh?

    I used to envy his car he had a bad ass Pontiac GTO w/a huge rear spoiler it sounded like a fire breathing dragon lol.

    Like so



    I'd be under the carport just admiring his car & he'd come out shirtless in jeans w/ a cigarette hanging out his mouth looking like a drug addled Tarzan. He wasn't much for convos as he was always totally wasted lol. Dude was an absolute phenom on the guitar & worked as a roadie,sound tech for numerous legendary bands. He used to tell me stories about touring w/ Kiss etc. Man I need to track him down before the grim reaper does, that convo video recorded would do Iron Man #'s.
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  7. G African Astronaut
    G Factoid :

    I have an eccentric uncle who used to snort glue & be under the influence of likely every known narcotic available. He used to don a red cape & ride around on an old D-Bo bike, @ night you could see him glide by w/ his cape flowing in the wind like a gay super devil lol.

    Irony is he's outliving all of his clean cut siblings & still stays high as a fucking kite @ age 72 lol. This clown used to show up @ family dinners like Thanksgiving in a huge bulky sweater that hid a paper bag of glue underneath. I'd catch him outside w/ his sweater pulled up to his nose huffing lol.
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  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm thinking of calling it "Normmmish"
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  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah the feeling when I forget to clip the toesies and like, somehow walk barefoot weird and feel a toenail end up tapping a hardwood floor makes me want to PUKE.

    Yeah, hearing/ feeling my talons on hardwood shakes my soul.
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  10. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    My numbers are maybe 2-3 times per month for fingernails and about once a month for toenails. I don't cut them on a schedule or something. I just notice they're getting long and clip em. Sometimes I notice and go "gotta do that later" then just forget.
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  11. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1 Go to confession (and pray the priest doesn't have a heart attack and die listening to all of your sins).


    How would u know? I’ve not spoken to one day in my life, u clown. What are u even talking about? Stop being weird & go lay down, Cover up w ur shame blanket, ya 70 year old WEIRD.
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  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Please. That’s not ur best friend: ya weird faggot,

    This is the strANGEST insult I've ever gotten. Are you drunk rn by chance DTE? If so please go post in the drunk Fred and pay tribute.
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nigga have you ever heard of Newfoundland? The names of these towns are the most sensible thing about the whole province

    Black Tickle
    Chimney Tickle
    Leading Tickles
    Tickle Cove
    Tickle Harbour
    Blow Me Down
    Come by Chance
    Comfort Cove
    Conception Bay
    Cupids
    Dildo
    Exploits
    Happy Adventure
    Happy Valley
    Heart’s Content
    Heart’s Delight
    Heart’s Desire
    Little Heart’s Ease
    Little Paradise
    Man Point
    Muddy Hole
    Placentia
    Tilting
    Virgin Cove
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  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Lanny “Totse island”?

    The idea of a community commune was really cool, fuck you. A bunch of weird internet people banding together to do weird shit IRL? Cyberpunk af.

    EDIT: Then again, I'm clearly autistic af so my endorsement of this is probably more damning than anything.
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Lanny We’re all fucked in the head of course but honestly less autistic than totse or zoklet were. Remember all the threads by angsty teenagers who thought they were going to fight the system by shoplifting? The guides about “social engineering” or picking up girls that were clearly written by angry insecure permavirgins? “Totse island”?

    Like it was pretty cringe

    Attacked
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  16. G African Astronaut
    Go take your meds & leave grown folks alone for a bit ok boo boo ?!
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  17. G African Astronaut
    Case in point.
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  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist There was no such thing as autism when I grew up🤷‍♀️

    Why is that? And don’t say vaccines, I got ‘em all myself.

    They just called it "hyper","slow","special" etc. but yeah bitch, you one.
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  19. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    No I'm not stupid just FUCKEDUP>
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  20. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Like I'm reealy fucked up.
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