What if your name was John Bun?

1. 2022-02-26 at 11:36 PM UTC

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   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
   What if your legal name was John Bun, what would you do?
2. 2022-02-27 at 12:02 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   dalit
3. 2022-02-27 at 12:55 AM UTC

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   smokemon Houston
   I'd go to prison and work hard to earn the nickname "honeybuns."
4. 2022-02-27 at 1:14 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'd change my middle name to 'Sonvillebrat'
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5. 2022-02-27 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by smokemon I'd go to prison and work hard to earn the nickname "honeybuns."

   
   What if one of them raped you in the ass and called you "Johnnybuns"(one word), pronounced "Jonnibuns" and next morning you walked out and everyone started pointing at you and laughing, saying "ha ha, Johnnybuns, Johnnybuns!" and jeering at you?
6. 2022-02-27 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by mmQ I'd change my middle name to 'Sonvillebrat'

   
   Lol. Nothing else to add, you got a genuine laff out of me, out loud. I lofe u bud.
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7. 2022-02-27 at 2:28 AM UTC

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   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by mmQ I'd change my middle name to 'Sonvillebrat'

   
   This makes me glad I made this thread. It was a total retarded high shitpost and you made #worth existing.
   
   Maybe there is a lesson about life itself in there. You make me want to kill myself a little less. Stupid little laffs like this make me feel like it's nice to be living sometimes. I can't laff if I'm ded. Thanks.
8. 2022-02-27 at 2:41 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   pick up the nickname “bunny”
9. 2022-02-27 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
   Johnsonville brat bun lmao
10. 2022-02-27 at 2:47 AM UTC

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    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Jesus you're so good
11. 2022-02-27 at 2:54 AM UTC

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    smokemon Houston

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive next morning you walked out and everyone started pointing at you and laughing, saying "ha ha, Johnnybuns, Johnnybuns!" and jeering at you?

    
    If the Honeybuns thing didn't work out, Id shit into a sock and attack a correctional officer with it, hoping to earn the nickname "Shitsock" or "Turdslam."
12. 2022-02-27 at 3:34 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Johnsonville brat bun lmao

    
    Jesus are you patronizing the shit out of me? LOL.
13. 2022-02-27 at 8:08 AM UTC

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    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Damn I'm slow I didn't know he was mmg
14. 2022-02-27 at 9:51 AM UTC

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    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by smokemon If the Honeybuns thing didn't work out, Id shit into a sock and attack a correctional officer with it, hoping to earn the nickname "Shitsock" or "Turdslam."

    
    Then when you did something obvious, they'd go "no shit, shitsock"
15. 2022-02-27 at 9:52 AM UTC

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    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus are you patronizing the shit out of me? LOL.

    
    No, I really thought it was that funny