A lot of times my dreams disintegrate into near nothingness when I wake up, only remembering like a visual snapshot of the last moment in the dream. About once or twice a week I'll have a dream where I can remember most of what happens. Those are my favorite, I wish it happened more often.
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Weird dream last night. I was down in a ravine near a little trickling creek and I found lots of cool dream mushrooms. They were huge, between knee to waist height and very much unlike any real life mushrooms. I picked a couple big ones and was pleased with myself, but then I couldn't get back up the side of the ravine. The sides were too steep and whenever managed to get close to the top gravity would kind of wig out and start changing directions like a salvia trip.
Eventually after calling out a few times some random bystanders reached down from the top and sort of pulled me up and out. I needed both hands and had to leave the strange mushrooms behind. I went back to my "home," which was this sort of prefabricated shed thing with a ladder that went up to a small loft. I went inside the shed and went up to the loft where a bed was. On the bed was one of my elementary school friend's mom. I approached the bed and she stirred and instantly started talking dirty to me. As she talked dirty, I felt pleasure coming from my crotch region. A boner rapidly grew and erupted from my pants. She kept speaking to me in a dumpster-slut pornstar manner and magically, telekinetically enchanting my woody with her words. After a minute or so I pulled up the covers to reveal the lower half of her lingerie-clad body and leaned over, deposited some spooge on her leg. Then I woke up.
Luckily I did not jizz the bed, close call.
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Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Originally posted by mmQ
Johnny D! Sup Playboy?
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Love you. Thoughts n prayers at ya dawg
Love you. Miss you too. Just sinking further into the abyss that is Life or maybe Hell depending on how one looks at it all. The big picture
Hope all is well with you. God bless YOU
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2022-03-11 at 8:41 PM UTC
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My Memoirs
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I like peri peri chicken. I wonder if it's made from periwinkles
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2022-03-11 at 8:38 PM UTC
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Harming women
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I had a woman call me a "G-bomb" (Canadian prison slang) and it triggered me so badly I saw red and if I hadn't have been driving I would probably have punched her head in, but instead I breathed and counted and did those stupid things they probably teach you in anger management class and I got through it.
Another time a girl was hitting me so I pulled her hair down and was considering putting her in a headlock thing just to make her calm down but instead she kicked me in the nuts and ran out the apartment without any shoes
What do you call those doors inside houses that are glass and usually open to the living room? I was fighting with a girl once and she was swinging at me so I grabbed her hair and threaded it over the door jamb and quickly closed them and held onto the handle so I was on one side and she was stuck with her hair in the door on the other. Would have been hilarious to watch. Eventually I let her go and she was still very angry and nothing was gained. If it was my residence she would have smashed the door/glass but it wasn't and i guess she had enough sense
I'm not the problem YOURE THE PROBLEM
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2022-03-11 at 7:42 PM UTC
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After due consideration of all the relative facts and arguments in this matter i have come to the conclusion that i am in fact a turtle.
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Of course they do, the mail man for example serves a purpose in/to society. It might not be a service to the progression of life on Earth but it does serve a purpose to society.
The mailman doesn't serve any purpose to society. He serves a purpose to himself, which is that if he performs a certain task to get paid. If tomorrow the mailman decides to not show up without calling, the purpose won't remain unserved. He is a meaningless ball in an extremely large bearing with millions of redundancies.
But jf you want to abstract the concept of "purpose to society" to the point of meaninglessness then sure I guess.
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2022-03-10 at 5:34 PM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
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Today would have been my dad's birthday...when I get home I'm playing all the jams that we listened to ...🥰
Ahhh yeah💗
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2022-03-10 at 5:09 PM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
Originally posted by Sophie
Damn, well good to know you're still alive at least. Not so good you're getting your fingers amputated, i'd be freaking out if i had frostbite that bad.
surprisingly it hasnt really affected my mental state too much, just adapt to it and go on, i can manage most things as they are currently, so assume when they heal i think ill miss the fine dexterity ill have lost being left with some stumps and my rrduced grip(harder to masturbate) but will b ok. maybe ill get medical benefits even and can find a nice rooming house to idle and slowly rot away in, ahhhh the dream
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2022-03-09 at 8:11 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Hmmm, apparently it's because the link has the letters "D.X.M." together in it.
Why does that set of letters turn into "bundy"?
Here is a tinyurl link to the youtube video.
https://tinyurl.com/mpd9hsrk
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My third floor toilet was clogging up so I started rooting around in it and it started.to flush when I realized it was.full.of pliers and.ratchet.straps so I had to grab them to keep them.from.flushing but the toet was.pulling so.hard.it.was a battle bit in the end I kept most of it from falling in farther but now most of the stuff.was.half flushed and.lodged pretty bad
I was expecting visitors and getting pretty.nervous because I didn't know how to explain my toilet fill of pliers and ratchet straps. Well the drain line under the toilet broke FLOODING the room underneath with dirty toilet water which Areally sent me into a panic.
There was a lot more bit I'll be honest when I woke up I was in a downright daze and had sand in my eyes like DU WUT and I must have instantlytaneously forgotten like a good 3/4 of the dreams
But in another part was my grandmother , that's my nan for you yanks. And we were reminiscing about some concert or event or sumthin I forget now
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2022-03-08 at 5:56 PM UTC
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I need a Harem of women
Originally posted by blaster master
And to give you rimmers.
Rimming, lots of rimming!
A freshly gelded Wariat can watch from a cage, trying to touch himself were his cock and balls once hung, everyone laughing and spitting on him.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If you know you're going in and come in empty, you'll probably get beat up.
You always post this in every jail related thread and I have to imagine there's a reason for it.
But Not true, just have a reason for not bringing anything like u heard they have scanners now, you've never put anything up your ass before, didnt have money to obtain supplies or you didn't think you'd be sentenced that day.
I've never seen or heard of anyone getting beaten up for not bringing anything in but seen many people beaten for "package thieving" which is stealing drugs that aren't yours.
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I hate whistling so fucking much. I can vividly recall being at a gym and showering in a stall while someone whistled "the ants go marching" and how furious that made me I was audibly cursing and had to leave my shower early because of it
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Me and mmq are the only GEN POP inmates here and we recommend just not being a weird faggot. Be resourceful and use whatever is at your disposal. Assume everyone is out to get you but talk to them anyway and cultivate relationships. Act adversarially to the guards whenever you can and be an honorable man. If someone disrespects you then overreact and use a weapon if you have to. Don't have an ego and do your own time focusing on yourself and your future
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2022-03-05 at 9:22 PM UTC
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Growing out my facial hair.
you pink piece of shit
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I can also catch smol mouf bass at da lake by my house and probly some other kinda fish but thr locals go across thr road to this bigger more awesome lake which has yuge mouf bass. I think I'll be relatively ok when society collapses. I have a fast car and a big truck and when I fix my suv I'll have a fam vehicle too. The big thing is energy right now so I gotta fix my chimley and get some solar anals
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
What do you know about chickens? 🐔 I'm gonna make a coop and hear you put them in the coop for a month then can let th3m out and they'll return at night. When I kill thm I was just gonna say "bismillah" then chop em off and hang em upside down and maybe see if the ol "chicken with its head cut off" adage was accurate. Is this a good way to go about it? Gonna put crusher and chicken wire down too.
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I know. I get really annoyed with how often people lose their animals on Facebook. And it’s always like oh Poppy got scared of fireworks tonight and ran away. Well you dumb bitch it is the 4th of July keep the goddamn dog in the house instead of the backyard while you are at the neighborhood block party getting hammered.
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