I just drank half a bottle of rum ask me a question

1. 2022-02-27 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Shit I'm fucked up.
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   • mmQ
2. 2022-02-27 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Like I'm reealy fucked up.
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   • mmQ
3. 2022-02-27 at 6:29 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   What's the CCV on your credit card
   
   Mom says it's okay
4. 2022-02-27 at 6:36 AM UTC

   #4
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   No I'm not stupid just FUCKEDUP>
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   • mmQ
5. 2022-02-27 at 6:50 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hi, what is your real first name and can I ask you more questions after or are you jk ?
6. 2022-02-27 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #6
   smokemon Houston
   New York strip or ribeye?
7. 2022-02-27 at 7:44 AM UTC

   #7
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nevermind sorry
   
   too
   
   I'm sorry gnight 🥺
8. 2022-02-27 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by smokemon New York strip or ribeye?

   
   Ribeye, better marbling. I still like strip steak though too.
9. 2022-02-27 at 10:19 AM UTC

   #9
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   ever kill a nigga?
10. 2022-02-27 at 11:40 AM UTC

    #10
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Did you get back with your wife?
11. 2022-02-27 at 4:23 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Incessant Did you get back with your wife?

    
    Ya we cool now.
12. 2022-02-27 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #12
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Ya we cool now.

    
    r u sure
13. 2022-02-27 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #13
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Working on the second half now.
    My wife is light weight she had like 5 drinks last night and spent the day on the couch drinking ice water and intermittent puking.
    So now I'm watching linus tech tips on you tube and drinking more rum.
    I plan on eating some chilly and smoking some good weed later.
    Then I'm gona eat some XANI bars and go to bed.
14. 2022-02-27 at 11:36 PM UTC

    #14
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by STER0S r u sure

    
    YA as much I can be.