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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Will you explain this to me? I listened for 30 seconds er watched the subtitles for 30 seconds but I'm too tired to watch the rest. What's the joke?

    it's not a joke, it's a guy who ran for governor of Tokyo on the platform of 'destroy everything and start again'

    I don't know if it's still law but back when he did, every candidate was legally allowed to broadcast a 5 minute campaign message on NHK
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ FROM BEHIND THOUGH?

    ...it's a safety precaution...sometimes they turn their head, look at you and say "fuck me harder daddy"...you need the bags to be in place for that reason alone.
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  3. Originally posted by aldra whatever happened to that lead sarcophagus they found when Notre Dame burned down

    Idk but the world ain’t been right since
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ Well shit ok I'll sell it to you guys then for like 5 dollars. I have like 8 canisters.

    Lemme call my buddy who is an expert on stolen baby formula
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  5. Oh it's very sequitur...unless I missed a post and we were talking about baked beans from 2014 and not milk for "babbies"
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  6. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    12 polish rapists in the shower at rape ranch
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  7. After exwife #2 and I split up a letter came for her to the house from Walmart. I opened and read it and it was regarding her "failing to pay" for $27 worth of items at the self checkout and a fine attached of $330 or there abouts saying something about if she didn't pay it they'd press charges...oh and that she was banned from the store.

    I discarded the letter and never mentioned it to her.
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  8. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ pics of the body or it never happened

    How about some pics of your fat whore of a mother, instead? 👍
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  9. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Still smoking Ogen. Got a new vape system called a "ball injector":

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  10. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Not unless u are MmQ. I’m gonna kill you.
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  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Lets say that this blood libel was true (it isn't). The only people who come out with this sort of ethnomasochism are white as well. White people are the only people who hate their own with such intensity.

    I mean like look at the Vegas shooter, Stephen Paddock. He shot up a country music festival full of young white people. You think his motivations weren't the exact same as the shitlibs trying to make life worse for white people through ethnomasochism, race based blood libel, and replacement immigration?

    Why is it that your sort hate young white people so much?

    Paddock was a patsy, acoustic analysis concluded there were at least two weapons fired going by the acoustic signature of the shots, they were timed to coincide with each other during the burst periods, these sounds came from a different directions as well. The photo the team that supposedly breached the hotel room put out of their 'tango down'. Showed inconsistencies with the official story and standard operating procedure. The blood patterns were a big clue, the position of his body and blood pattern/staining were inconsistent with suicide.

    Ask Jill the Cloud, we had a good hard look at that particular pic and came to the same conclusion. Jill is former LEO IIRC.
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm going to drink alot of alcohol tonight and send flirtatious messages to promiscuous women until I either pass out or they send location
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  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    18 naked cowboys in the shower at ram ranch
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck that just reminded me I wrote an erotic story about raping g0llum in an airplane bathroom. If I'm ever on a plane and see anyone even vaguely reseming §m£ÂgØL I HAVE to forcefully Penetrate them in the bathroom now or else I'm just a lying faggot because I wrote it in thr first person
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    They even taught that at the Porta potty that was my kindergarten classroom. It was mostly chootie related subjects we learned until grade 7 or whatever is the highest number ever. Physical chootication, social chooties, chootology and of course chootistry. I failed everything and they tied a belt around my leg until it turned blue and I couldn't feel it, then twisted it off like a rubber glove and pushed me over and made fun of me for not being able to stand back up. Herp Derp
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.

    I think it would work

    You could say, "you're right but where's yours?" And your friend runs out of the woods and tackles him like a football player, slamming his neck into the ground and paralyzing him from the neck down, the both of you take turns pooping in his mouth, knowing his lower body can't move and he has to swallow the poop in order to keep breathing. You bring lots of protein bars but when you run out you split up and take trips to the cuddlefish store for more poop supplies.
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if it would work if a cop pulled you over for no helmet and you're like but I am wearing a helmet and you whip out your cock and shake it to show how secure it. There's my helmet bitch like Jesse Pinkman and then you flip him off and tell him to choke on a cock and die you retarded pig faggot cucklord.

    I think it would work

    Only if you piss all over the front of his uniform while ur dick is out
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  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Did you know it's called a trampoline because they were originally designed to bounce over crowds during chootie related book signings so you don't get trampled? Just choot me
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  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ No but when my DUIs get brought up from now on I'm gonna tell people I was on my bike just riding home a few blocks from the bar and they'll be like oh man fuck that you were trying to be responsible man that sucks, and I'll say yep it was bullshit, I got a DUI for trying to avoid getting a DUI, and they'll say yeah man what the heck that's so stupid, and I'll say yep, it's ruined my life basically I have no money because of it, and they'll say oh hey man don't worry I got your back I'm rich anyway, and then they'll give me lots of money.

    I was in prism with a guy named "grubby" and he said he got his parole violated for riding a bicycle with no helmet then someone who knew him from the street was like "that's a lie grubby you were stealing from that gas station by your house" and he was like "nuh uh that was another time"

    I like to believe grubby filled his fat pockets with chocolate bars then quickly ate them, wrappers and all destroying all evidence so when the SWAT team dragged him off his bicycle all they had him on was a no helmet violation they planned to hold him on until forensics could determine cause of the chocolate caper
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