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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Holy shit that's amazing, I've been trying to find one for years. Did you have to wait outside a bookstore for days then trample a bunch of people to get? Is it signed?
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    The man brought four cards, four boxes of candy and four vases of flowers up to the cashier for checkout. The cashier rolled her eyes when she saw his wedding band.

    So, the man told the cashier, "One set is for my mom because my dad passed away. He used to do this for her, and he taught me how to give love.

    "The next set is for my wife because she teaches me to treasure love.

    "The third set is for my daughter because it's up to me to teach her how she should be treated.

    "And you can keep the fourth set for yourself. I just wanted you to know that a man can show you love without wanting something in return. Have a blessed day."

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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I just wanna be raped, man. Full wolf costume, no costume, one third wolf one third Grimace one third pippy longstocking costume, I don't care. I just wanna be raped.

    best I can do is the michelin tire man
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ No because I lied it was only 386 when I posted that but it was rising so quickly I just rounded up to 1000 to sound super cool and gain respect points from this community.

    That called "spectraling." Spectral wasn't outright lying because he did see an episode of the old Dennis the Menace TV show where Dennis had a slingshot that could pierce metal
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  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ You know what would make me smile?

    If Grimace from the McDonalds gang was secretly a child rape Monster.

    Thanks

    Grimace the child rape monster, doesn't even have a nose
    bend over when ur near him
    and watch his purple penis grow
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ I just got a 1000+ thumbs up post on youtube in less than an hour.

    I WIN. lol

    I just got a 20 react post on kikeb00k for mentioning Tim Allen ratted on like 50 people then became a high level celebrity really quickly afterwards and somehow nobody calls him on it
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  7. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You don't pay police to protect you dumbfucks you are paying to be imprisoned in an unfair an unjust illegal society that punishes crossing the road wrong or occupying the same adjacent space as a psychoactive substance

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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why did I click this
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  9. Just saw viper perform. life is complete
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  10. blaster master victim of incest
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  11. Wheel cleaner
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  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by WellHung you are a problem drinker, Scron.

    you are a problem
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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by mmQ Shut up trying to make tool reference and doing it wrong SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

    Overthinking overanalyzing makes a healthy wealthy a d wise body and mind rite?
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  14. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Are you sure that isn't you
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hey you

    I like the cut of your jib

    Also, do you have any jib? I hope it is uncut
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  16. Originally posted by Grylls Who are you, John Harrison (inventor of clocks)

    Who are you, Richard Clock (the man convicted of knife raping his wife)?
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Pro: you make betas like grylls nervous by simply existing

    Con: exploiting grylls does not have any utility as neither does grylls himself

    Pro/con people will assume you're good at dancing and basketball, but even when you're too depressed to do either they will try to recruit you for free spirited recreational activities
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  18. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ I just said it LOOKED less than tolerable, not that it actually IS. I'm sure Rich & Rare Canadian whisky is just fine and I apologize deeply if you were in any way offended.

    That said, I don't really like mango beer anymore, and I haven't purchased any in.. probably a few years TBH FAM frfr. I drink Kona Big Wave now, and please let the record reflect that formally and thank you.

    Big Wave is a lighter-bodied golden ale with a tropical, hoppy aroma. The beer is smooth, refreshing and very drinkable. Flavors of bright caramel malts with a touch of fruity hops create a quenching, satisfying brew!

    mango cart stock just crashed through the floor with this post
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  19. Originally posted by mmQ Lol I think I'm gonna not go to work today and instead lay around and get really really baked

    Hell yea brudda 420 laika ganjsta mon relli luv da vaibe brudda kush kush schup schup slurp on da sticky icky all night all day mon you got de nice reefa boogiemon you roll it rite de way up and puff puff pull pull on dat nice joint like we sayin dat bub mahlee song don't worry about a ting every little thing is gonna be alright well u be knowing dat actually be bein bobby mcferrin right boogiemon das rite just relax and ignite dat herb mon no stress no tenshun juss kick back relax take a long magic carpet ride with ya aladdin rug strain mon no work no job todie just only good vibes and nice times with da mary jane mon
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  20. Lodger Free African Astronaut
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