2022-05-11 at 6:13 PM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
What kind of roofies are they using in yours?
Roche 2 mg
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Anyway, since Ukraine has practically no Armor left, and i don't see the hundreds of 1970's eras German tanks arriving or be combat ready if and when they do arrive any time soon. And is basically lacking in everything except for warm bodies. Who as i understand it are almost all on the front-line in the East Donbas and lest we forget AzovStahl is no more(Sieg Heil to the great Nazi Party in the sky). F's in the chat. what is the prognoses for the armed forces of Ukraine and Ukraine more generally?
An important thing to note is that Phase 1 of the Russian invasion from the East was conceived to be a Bltzkrieg style operation. Why is that important to note? Well that's not normal Russian Doctrine. It was ill conceived when you take into account the composition of the Russian army and the fact that it's forces for the longest time were following another Doctrine.
Generally speaking the effective and lethal Doctrine that Russia opted out of for Phase 1 is based on long ranged and very long ranged artillery, self propelled and otherwise supported by ground forces. These ground forces are mostly tanks, that themselves are supported by mechanized infantry. Artillery does most of the firing, while the support units serve as a defensive vanguard of sorts.
As i understand it that's how Russian Doctrine works and it works well. They made the switch back to this original Doctrine relatively recently for Phase 2 of combat operations. This for sure will have an impact at the strategic and operational levels.
Also fun fact, you can't hit even a Soviet Era BM-27 Hurricane with modern anti tank/vehicle munitions simply because it's going to be out of range. You can't even see them on the horizon with an effective range up to 40 kilometers, and maximum range of 90. Not to mention the modern Uragan-1M variants.
If Ukranian forces had those types of munitions left, i hear they burned through all of them rather quickly in the opening weeks of the war. If you're America having 1000 fire and forget disposable weapons systems is no problem because you have 10000 more ready to deploy if not 50k. Ukraine is not America, not even close.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Changing a post and responding to yourself is fear announced.
WTF r u narrating now
Go make up so more reflective statements to hide your firebug crimes in Ohio early 1980s. Ask your father teH Firefighter dad for more retro advice,king roastie
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He's much funnier than his little brother Pennyfool, whose comedy is mostly financial in nature
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2022-05-09 at 12:32 AM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Meikai
because my inner transhumanistic techno-optimist compelled me to
I'm going to break his robot hands with a pipe wrench I stole from a construction site
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Man people fucking hated Puck. Also they did Pedro wrong posting that pic.
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2022-05-08 at 5:30 AM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
Originally posted by Nile
and i'm not getting my hopes of for prostetics, stem cell regrowth or transplants. it happened to hold out forlorn hopes of being healed? seems sadder to me.
i mean this is fair but consider how cool this would be, even if it's not something you should realistically get your hopes up about (i'll get my hopes up on your behalf)
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hold on I'll see if I can find it
lulz
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Originally posted by mmQ
I am not sexually attracted to you; you're only 17 years and 364 days old. I'm not a chomo pervert.
One day later…
You are so fucking young hot tight sexy and fresh I wanna take you to PLOW TOWN, you adult, you.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
i am pro choice because i think anything that comes out of ur body should be fair game what u wanna do with it, like eating ur own shit
> blow a load on some girl on the bus
> sue her for property damage if she wipes it off
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2022-05-07 at 3:56 AM UTC
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Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
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Originally posted by mmQ
Yeah it's not funny and I'm offended.
YOU WILL BE STOPPED
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2022-05-06 at 4:41 AM UTC
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Wanna get high?
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Bro I just drank this 'tap water' your talking about (got it from a guy named slappy with one leg on 5th street. Boy let me tell u guiz I'm high as fucking 20 nutsacks in wariats mouth, its fuxking intense. Not only will tap water get u high as shit if u get it from a guy named slappy for sure...also if you shit into a bottle and let it sit with a balloon on top for like a week [I did 3 weeks with mine and it was like 50x Salvia except 50x extract jenkem, know what I'm saying?? Also if you shove highlighters up your asshole while water boarding yourself your nuts will dissolve into your body and some weird r a t faced guy will move in with you and constantly talk about some weird Zaint some shit and is constantly sticking meth and other things into his penis hole. BUT if you drink the tap water from slappy then none of this will happen except you'll get high as s shit and probably become a billionaire in the process like me.
Also I'm circumcised and my name is Elon Musk.
Like a doctor cut part if my penis off.
Just wanted to remind you all.
Remember kids.
Keep your testicles.
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2022-05-06 at 3:36 AM UTC
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What if you were a superhero named John Selphukass and his only suoer power was to be able to fuck his own ass? As in he gains a limited form of time a space warping where a portal opens up in front of his dick and his ass and they are desynchronized by 1 second so when he thrusts in and out, the inward thrust is synchronized with his later backward thrust, which propels his ass into the inward thrust of his own cock a second earlier. This way he can fuck his own ass.
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2022-05-06 at 3:30 AM UTC
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Paper Tiger
There was a black guy who was playing golf and some people started yelling "tiger woods!" At him and he started laughing and said "you racist fools, you think that just because I am black of skin and partaking in the sport of golf, I am Tiger Woods?" At this point a tiger came out of the woods adjacent to the golf course and ate him. Ironically if he had heeded their warning rather than assuming racism of them, that stupid nigger would have lived.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
lol I'm having a heart attack 😅
You're getting attacked by your own heart? Thankfully my basketball and cheese sandwich saleslady Janice is also a heart doctor. She will see you now
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I want a pet duck. I want a dog. I want them to be friends. I want the duck to live outside, in a duck-house that is directly adjacent to my house but still outside. However the duck will be able to come and go as it pleases. I will probably install a ducky-door to allow the duck easy access. The dog can also use this door. It will lead to the yard, where my duck and my dog can be friends at any time.
This is my new plan. I will throw so e cats into the equation at some point as well.
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