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Happy Motherfuckers Day

  1. #1
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday
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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Shout out to that time my dad raped me face down in the bathtub on my own birthday

    You should have waited for him to ask you to bring him a beer, laced it with diazepam and then shoved a syringe into the base of his skull just below the back of the ear and swizzled it a few dozen times.

    That's how I offed my stepfather and the coroner never noticed.

    That was 28 years ago. Only 2 years to go before SoL are up

    -Shit a totsean would say

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  3. #3
    my dad could kick any of your asses
  4. #4
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my dad could kick any of your asses

    My dad could drink any of u under the table
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    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times

  6. #6
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    I should get him back by meeting a half sister and getting her impregnated

    Happy Father's Day 🌹
  7. #7
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood my dad could kick any of your asses



    Originally posted by Rape Monster My dad could drink any of u under the table



    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times


    You guys have some weird dads.

    Just have them die like a normal dad and then you don't have to worry about any of that stuff.
  8. #8
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You guys have some weird dads.

    Just have them die like a normal dad and then you don't have to worry about any of that stuff.

    He died when I was 19.
  9. #9
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders He died when I was 19.

    /Care emoji goes here

    22 for me.
  10. #10
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ /Care emoji goes here

    22 for me.

    I'm gonna name my imbred child after you. Wren the Mongaloid
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  11. #11
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LOL. Wren the Mongoloid JUNIOR.
  12. #12
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ LOL. Wren the Mongoloid JUNIOR.

    Oops. Yes that's what I meant to say
  13. #13
    Kafka sweaty
    I forgot and feel shit about it, didn't leave flowers at his grave. It was also around this time he passed.
  14. #14
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Umm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day
  15. #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders Umm in the USA Mother's day is in May, this is Father's day

    Who are you talking to? What? Did you just reply to a voice in your head?
  16. #16
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Who are you talking to? What? Did you just reply to a voice in your head?

    The name of the thread is "Happy Motherfuckers Day" which I took to mean Mother's day

    Try and keep . I'm guessing in other countries like UK or Canada it's in a different month.
  17. #17
    Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    O nm. I get it. Dads fuck mothers. Brilliant
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders The name of the thread is "Happy Motherfuckers Day" which I took to mean Mother's day

    Try and keep . I'm guessing in other countries like UK or Canada it's in a different month.

    Happy motherfucker day. Fathers fuck mothers. C'mon
  19. #19
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Happy Traumas Day
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  20. #20
    Originally posted by Back Lane Madders My dad left my mom before I was born and I have 3 sets of other half siblings apparently because he was married 4 different times


    explains a lot
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