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2017-03-19 at 3:16 AM UTCRequest bitcoins and orgasms for your own personal gain.
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Originally posted by felonious_monk That's lit AF op bro I useda have a job delivering pizza and it was dope and cool. It's fun to drive aroun and see all kinds of drunk ppl ordering some quality za. It was in kind of a rich area on the water one time this middle aged lady ordered a pizza at like 2pm and she was home alone, completely hammered. There was another middle aged soccer mom type lady who was always fucked up and coming thru the back area of the pizza place asking for the workers to sell her drugs. The whole experienced kinda reminded me of american beauty. All these ppl have the total "american dream" life but they're all miserable alcoholics
Hell yeah that story took place when I was working at a pizza place downtown. I quit driving my car to deliver if it was somewhere downtown and would just walk the streets with pizza, deliver the pizza then go bar hopping on my way back to the shop. I would convince my manager to close the inside of the shop early and I'd just sell slices out of a window having wavves and wavves of gay guys and drunk chicks giving me money.
I was in the back of the kitchen one time just snacking and the midget ghetto boys walked in and was like "woaah thats a big pizza" and I asked him for a cigarette and he we went outside and smoked a menthol
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2017-03-19 at 9:31 PM UTCthis offends me
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2017-03-19 at 9:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well sorry you're a pussy thats easily offended
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Hey, Buddy. You're really sick in the head. I mean, you're one of those little white boys who was titty fed by his mommy until the age of 8 or 10 I bet. And forced to stay home, until Daddy blew your cork by trying to help you out with insurance one day. But back in your mind.. your spoiled little white bred mind you know you can always go back. Thats not the same as living on the street, buddy! you never had it hard. So nothing offends you. nothing offends you because you can just lock your door and windows at Mommies house and pull the shade and laugh at other people suffering.
You don't know what it means to be Hard and out in the cold, surviving. I bet you have 0 survival skills. I bet you couldn't build shelter, a warm fire pit (that was at least safe enough not to burn down a forest) and catch your own food all in one day. I could buddy. and I mean everything from starting it from nothing, creating an oven to cook fish and berries and nuts, and weave me a fucking matress and build a hut with clay tile roofs I fired to harden.. from early morning till nightfall I would be set up and fed.
You, You need a roll-pack some extra underwear because you would be cold and prolly a bic fucking lighter to get a fire going.. and even then too stupid to know how to dry it out propery to get it going.
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2017-03-19 at 9:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey, Buddy. You're really sick in the head. I mean, you're one of those little white boys who was titty fed by his mommy until the age of 8 or 10 I bet. And forced to stay home, until Daddy blew your cork by trying to help you out with insurance one day. But back in your mind.. your spoiled little white bred mind you know you can always go back. Thats not the same as living on the street, buddy! you never had it hard. So nothing offends you. nothing offends you because you can just lock your door and windows at Mommies house and pull the shade and laugh at other people suffering.
You don't know what it means to be Hard and out in the cold, surviving. I bet you have 0 survival skills. I bet you couldn't build shelter, a warm fire pit (that was at least safe enough not to burn down a forest) and catch your own food all in one day. I could buddy. and I mean everything from starting it from nothing, creating an oven to cook fish and berries and nuts, and weave me a fucking matress and build a hut with clay tile roofs I fired to harden.. from early morning till nightfall I would be set up and fed.
You, You need a roll-pack some extra underwear because you would be cold and prolly a bic fucking lighter to get a fire going.. and even then too stupid to know how to dry it out propery to get it going.
You're a pathetic loser who's going to die when the asteroids comes!
im not white
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2017-03-19 at 10:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Hey, Buddy. You're really sick in the head. I mean, you're one of those little white boys who was titty fed by his mommy until the age of 8 or 10 I bet. And forced to stay home, until Daddy blew your cork by trying to help you out with insurance one day. But back in your mind.. your spoiled little white bred mind you know you can always go back. Thats not the same as living on the street, buddy! you never had it hard. So nothing offends you. nothing offends you because you can just lock your door and windows at Mommies house and pull the shade and laugh at other people suffering.
You don't know what it means to be Hard and out in the cold, surviving. I bet you have 0 survival skills. I bet you couldn't build shelter, a warm fire pit (that was at least safe enough not to burn down a forest) and catch your own food all in one day.
You, You need a roll-pack some extra underwear because you would be cold and prolly a bic fucking lighter to get a fire going.. and even then too stupid to know how to dry it out propery to get it going.
You're a pathetic loser who's going to die when the asteroids comes!
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2017-03-19 at 10:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby what are you? post a picture of yourself faggot, but you wont because you're a pussy.
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So what if I'm a pussy.. that's part survival.
I am mixed but I look white. But then again I don't. I don't look Germanic. the closest I look is Celtic maybe. But I'm Native American, jedi (No stein/stone in my families surname.. strictly both Jacobs and Jacobson in the tree). My Mothers side is actually Saphardic.. turns out it's spanish region.
My Dad is Irish and Native American. His Mother is pretty dark but only half Native American while her surname from her father is O'Brien.
So I'm British, Spainish with jediy, Offchute of Cherokee and Scot-Irish. but I have an awkward looking face. I do however am told I have pretty eyes. -
2017-03-20 at 12:32 AM UTCone time i got drunk af with these people and me and some british guy wanted to go back to the hostel cuz it was late and everyone was fucking wasted so we got these two muslim girls to bring us back because my phone was dead and it was the middle of the night and i was wasted and had no idea where we were
then we stopped and bought some pizza from this middle eastern guy and the girl was like how much do you want ill give him the money for you and i said all of it which sadly ended up going being like 7 slices for both of us which we ate it all cuz muslims cant eat pepperoniThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-03-20 at 12:35 AM UTCIf I was a Muslim I would sin at least every other day. I wonder how many pieces of pepperoni I've ate in my life. Probably fucking hundreds of thousands. Haha
