for future reference if you don't have any content to add to a thread other than retardation…do sonething useful by going under the sink in your mother's kitchen and huffing something. clean out your plumbing.
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
This will be our gimmicks for the DERPADEWS OF DEATHMETAL
Zploo {THE ZYNCAN TRIANGLE} Zpeed black metal drumming sound barrier breaking, triangle drum made with human skin and rhodium metal, snorting triangles off the drum. Drum sticks are pressed sticks of pure meth compressed in a press. Play sets on large amounts of dissociatives and syncans, drum pyrotechnics, also lyrics and other instruments. Can tap into satanic otherdimensional forces
ROSHAMBO <ZIMMYâ–˛ZONGO> Main lyricist, plays bass and guitar and mixes and stuff, has dark powers to alter vocal cords to speak the languageof the roach zods, Do show wearing a benzedrex autoinjector IV suit with a battery pack to plug in instruments and hook up to amps wireless, mechanical animal mongolvoid from the void. Instruments are spiked triangles with expensive metals and pure giant crystals embedded into them, platinum strings, radiatctive plutonium whammy bar. Snort triangles off a triangle guitar
concept album - TRIANGLE WARS IN SPACE/SPICEROY GOES TO ZPACE record a death metal album in zero G space
Bill Krozby - [Bill KrozbyLER THE KILLER] Main Guitarist, plays guitar and bass and also Does lyrics. Does violent stuff on stage and plays with knives Real life Texas Chainsaw Massacre real life mass murder serial killer. Killed hundreds with poisoned hotdogs he sells around USA and nobody knows. Doesn't smoke or do drugs but drinks cocaine infused alcohol, bangs zlampigs. Has satanic voodoo triangle demons haunting him. Triangle guitar and wears a full suit of armor with chains and you should set yourself on fire somehow (triangle guitar)
SC - %ZATANIC ZPACE TRIANGLE% Keyboard,backup Bass/Guitar, lyrics. Instruments are made from an array of colorful alloys to make them psychdelic, zmoke meth and weed on stage and blow shit up. possibly self harm on stage and I can also play the electric triangle and throw shake and bake meth bottle into the crowd and spray LSD into the air.
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yeah, it really surprised me when I found out how much those families made - being an agricultural school a lot of kids from farming backgrounds travelled a long way to attend. until then I never realised just how much produce a single farm churned out.
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Originally posted by aldra
even the smallest commercial farms here have multimillion dollar annual revenue - maintaining that level of output, especially with a small group requires knowledge of soil composition, pesticides, nutrient balance, temperature/humidity projection… dairy or meat farmers need basic veterinary knowledge, maintain their own vaccination and innoculation schedules, many do artificial inseminations
Yeah I was involved with a dairy co-op and they had their own air strip but it was no more than 20 people working there. Some of the machines invovled ran in the hundreds of thousands of dollars. The money spent on fuel per year was more than I have made in my entire life.
They would buy 20 tons of calcium hydroxide at once.
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Originally posted by Dargo
That's how I've always seen farming - a family thing.
even the smallest commercial farms here have multimillion dollar annual revenue - maintaining that level of output, especially with a small group requires knowledge of soil composition, pesticides, nutrient balance, temperature/humidity projection... dairy or meat farmers need basic veterinary knowledge, maintain their own vaccination and innoculation schedules, many do artificial inseminations
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
Bill KrozbyDOG TYCOON
It will look something like this
Bill Krozbydog Tycoon.
tip jar cellphone $1000 start Cooler (10lbs) Deep Freeze (70lbs)
EVENTS: Rain (less traffic, drinks sell less) Summer (increased traffic, more drinks sell, alcohol sells) Snow (low traffic, hot drinks sell) Concert/Sports team in town (more traffic, drinks sell) Holiday (increased traffic, alcohol sells, more night traffic) New Years (hot drinks, alcohol, more traffic, night traffic) Food sick outbreak (less traffic, contaminated food possible) Riots (less traffic, crime increased)
Hotdog Stands- (more than one stand is possible) Stans Stands and Rentals ($50/day to rent a stand) New Hotdog Stand - $500 Deluxe Stand - $1500 Food Van - $5000 Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile - $10,000
Stand Items- Wieners, Sausage Buns Onions, Condiments Beverages
STORES: Convienice Store Grocer Specialty Butcher Shop Hardware Store Bulk Dealer (used) Realtor Ad Agency
item stats: Brand Name - Higher Food Ratings. Family Size - More amount of item. Ltd Edition/Large - Higher Capacity Lucky - increase cash Flashy - draws in customers. Deluxe/Super - more effect Used - less capacity spoiled/tainted - gets someone sick.
ITEMS: Mystery Meat dogs $1.50/pk Chicken Dogs $2.30/pk All Beef Dogs $3.50/pk Turkey Dogs $4/pk Veggie Dog $4/pk Italian Sausage $4.50/pk Brautwurst $4.80/pk Cheddar Smokie $5/pk Gluten Free ? $5 Organic Local Sausage $6/pk White Buns $2/pk Whole Wheat buns $2/pk Seasame Seed bun $2.20/pk Gluten free $3/pk Pretzal Bun $3.50/pk Cheese pepperoni bun $4/pk Organic Local Buns $5/pk Bag of Onions $3 Jalapeno Peppers $6 Local Organic Produce $9 Catsup $1 Ketchup $2 Relish $2 Mustard $2 Saurkraut $2 Hot Sauce $2 Dijon Mustard $4 Chili/Cheese $4 Chili/Cheese bags $8 Ice $10, $25, $50. Bottled Water $12 Juice $20 Cola $15 Bottled Beer $15 Canned Beer $12 Beer Keg $50 Hot Chocolate mix $20 Local specialty drink $25 Used empty propane bottle $50 Propane Refill $75 Propane Bottle (new full) $150
LOCATIONS: Low Income neighborhood (free) medium traffic, crime (alcohol) $1000/day. low competition Suburb (free) Low traffic. $2000/day no competition Strip Mall ($20 rent/day). High traffic, low prices expected. $3500/day. low competition Subway Station ($50 rent/day). Lots of traffic on special events. $4000/day. low comp. Mall ($90/day) Lots of traffic, more food variety is expected. $5000/day . medium comp. Downtown ($120/day) high traffic, depends on the day,crime,alcohol,high.comp. $15000/day Amusement Park ($150/day) Huge amount of traffic, high prices tolerated. $7000/day high.comp Sports Arena ($300/day) Huge amount of traffic, lots of staff needed.(alcohol) $10000/day medium comp. Music Festival ($500 for 1 week) Large amount of traffic (alcohol) low prices medium.comp expected. Space Station ($1000/day) Medium Traffic, High prices tolerated. ,
EMPLOYEES: ($20/day) ($50/day) ($100/day), contract. can be hired from the internet for free. Newspaper Ads $50 culinary school ads $100. Clowns($75)/Bikini Girls($100)/Muscle Men($100)/Sign Spinners($25) Magicgian ($150)
HOTDOG STAND HARDWARE: Huge Cooler ($50) 50lbs capacity Cash Register ($90) Increase transaction speed DEBIT system ($100) increases transaction speed Speaker System ($100) draws in customers. Giant Inflatable Hotdog ($150) draws in customers. Large Grill ($85) cook more hotdogs at once Umbrella ($50) Allow Rain operations Neon Sign ($150) Allows night operations portable Freezer ($250) store ice, food and drinks on hot days. Chili/Cheese machine ($300) dispense hot chili and nacho cheese. High Tech battery upgrade ($2000) run all electronics(grill) from a chargable battery Huge Deep Freezer ($350) holds 200lbs of food Fan ($100) Brings in customers on hot days Propane Heater ($120) Brings in customers on cold days
ADVERTISEMENT: Internet $10 Flyer $20 Newspaper $50 TV/Radio $100 Billboard $500 Blimp $1500
BANK: Store money (prevent cash robbery) Buy and sell hotdog stocks (competition) Credit Line for expenses
Competition- Small Stand ($1000/day revenue) Big Stand ($2000/day) large stands ($4000/day) Truck ($5000/day) Chain ($10k/day)
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payphones are still around to some extent at least here in texas. My friend and I 11 years ago would call the pigs in the middle of the night and say "Hey its me scott and I think im gonna kill myself..." then run and hide and watch the cops come with their search light.
We'd then up the ante and drive to a different pay phone and be like "heey... its me scott again... i now have a gun... and I'm really gonna kill myself now..." shit was hilarious we'd be giggling in the bushes while they'd drive around like idiots in circles.
I've been arrested numerous times, but more often than not I've been able to get away lol
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Bill the cat puts on such a huge anonymous front over being an edgelord gay, you know that in real life hes a softie, he's your quintessential gay guy that likes younger guys. He'd probably invite to take you out for some steak and some brews because he's lonely. Then once you're in the car with him after he will look at you all starry eyed and tell you, you have really nice hair.
And then when you say, lol man I'm not into dudes. He will get real quiet, drop you off back home and he will go home staring at himself in front of his bathroom mirror tearing up looking at his reflection and say to himself, "if you loved me so much god why did you make me this way?!"
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Originally posted by infinityshock
at least theres no pictures of me on the internets with a fucking cat…
some with pussy, yes, but no cats
whats wrong with cats, bill the cat?
Bill the cat, posted a picture awhile back of a picture he took of a hookers pussy, with a phone next to her vagina and on the phone was my rdfrn profile.
He can talk shit all he wants, but not only is that super gay, but just flat out weird that after he blows his load from his tiny dick I'm the first person that comes to his mind and not the girl..
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If I had 180 IQ I would be potential wasted on a very large scale. and though They say it's my fault for failure .. I honestly got the worst education growing up. There was no "Leave no kid behind" or "Ebonics.. give him a fucking diploma anyways.
and I wouldn't want one like that. so I GED out.
I still need spell check a lot. and My spelling is getting worst. I'm hanging out on retarded boards where people are smart as fuck (like I know some of you are) but like to type all retarded n shittt and lingo it out n stuff an wutnot.
this starts to retard you a bit. that and shitloads of medication. so fuck it. I gave up caring at my age.
fiddle here
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Originally posted by infinityshock
go ahead and try to play it off as a joke. no one believes it.
I've never mentioned a single thing about sex with any guy, ever
Actually most anyone that goes into bltc know of the drunken shenanigans that take place there, and would know it was a joke. Even if I was a homosexual I wouldn't pose like that for a guy that has tits and literally looks like a lesbo for sexual attention.
And you talk about having sex with guys all the time, no one believes you when you say that you don't.
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Tech{nology} makes me too fast, my tech can't keep up.
I maxed out my data cap at home and on mobile. I dont even torrent hardly ever I just shitpost and watch YouTube
My phone is full of triangle memes, coathangers, riff raff, bitcoins and podcasts, I max out the RAM on my phone daily trying to do 100 things.
Android interface is so fucking retarded it takes me likes 10 minutes to post a picture (much easier in 2016 on my old phone when I was homeless???) I keep hitting the wrong buttons or the keyboard derpadews and glitches out. Its all so fucked. There should be a way to program a button so all I have to do is press it on the keyboard and it makes {img} tags.
Also my battery is almost dead.
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Originally posted by mmQ
What's your favorite site improvement?
Unthanks added. I always accidentally click that
What one thing would you change if you could?
Put the log out option in the user cp. This is only because my phone case is retarded and makes me accidentally log out all the time, not because of the forum itself
How many times have you shot a bow and arrow?
Once. It went through my backstop and into a neighbor's fence lel
How would you rate Lanny's overall performance as sole owner/admin?
Better than anyone else we've had so far
How long do you think the site will last?
Hopefully forever. If Lanny decides to TTFN hopefully he'll pass the torch instead of being a twat and shutting down the site like every other admin we've had so far
How long do you hope that the site lasts?
Same as above
Did Grandpa Dick forget to bring the stupid minnows again??
I think you're off your meds, grandpa dick is dead
Do you have a favorite moment or thread on NiS?
RisiR's windows.
Do you think you'd migrate again if the time comes?
Yeah, probably. This community is the only social interaction I ever get
How many &t &z &s &r and &n (*cringes*) members have you met irl?
One, but that's only because I introduced him to the community
Has anyone reading this never posted in the retard thread?
No.
Cash me outside, how about that?
You're white, mmQ.
Thank you.
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