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2017-04-08 at 8:58 PM UTC in I should write a bunch of stupid bullshit in a notebook......and act like it contains some really imprtant stuff. Not let anybody see it, then when I die, they break open the safe or whatever and be like "the fuck is this shit?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-08 at 6:39 PM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!
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2017-04-08 at 5:16 PM UTC in Make shitpost/topicality rules and enforce them only in extreme casesYeah, it actually has gotten pretty bad. I don't really want to police it because I can tell you right now every single person in this thread has a different idea of what's acceptable and what isn't and you're all going to get mad at me over some decision or another, but the current state of things doesn't work. TDR and bill got day long bans for this thread, it'll go up in the future. Some guidelines:
infinityshock: your gaysex jokes are literally the most unfunny thing anyone has done on this site. Remember when it was invogue to literally post pictures of your shit? Your shtick is worse than that by like a mile. I will start banning you if that's the only content in your replies to serious threads.
spacecat: zattex posting is borderline, the spambot situation is a lot better than it used to be, let's lay off the front page flushes if you're just posting some 3-fade macro instead of actually responding to threads.
TDR: I actually thought some of your image macros were like kinda humorous the first time you posted them. Spoiler posting and reusing the same image in every thread and dragging out little bitch-fights for pages is not. Don't do that.
everyone else: It's easier to manage the quality of threads if you make them in the topical forums instead of SG and report off topic posts (I don't read every thread on this site), I have limited patience for you if you make your thread in the commons and complain when other people shit on it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-08 at 9:03 AM UTC in MKultra (false synchronicity) gang stalking
Originally posted by spacepantz Its common for someone to not believe what they cant understand.
Truth. They either won't believe it or will get mad
Try being 16 and having to explain to your mother that you're into BDSM because your doctor broke doctor-patient confidentiality laws and told her that they found whip marks on youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-08 at 5:44 AM UTC in Psycho's PsychoanalysisI promised Sophie a psychoanalysis a while back, but as with anything on this site, it didn't take priority and I kept putting it off. Here it is though:
*Some portions have been redacted upon request.*
Overall you're a decent fellow. No glaring flaws or deep seated issues that I've picked up on (not counting the pedo part). You pride yourself in your intelligence, and like being set apart from the crowd.
Your opinion regarding your intelligence can be a trigger sometimes. If someone criticizes you or calls you stupid, you're quick to shout dat fucker down and set 'em straight. If that doesn't work, or the person isn't very reputable, you brush them off as uneducated, unintelligent, triggered, jealous, etc. Overall, you come off a touch defensive, even though you do indeed appear to be intelligent. To go full on clique here, this is likely a result of not getting enough affirmation through life - [redacted]. People have fallen short, so you've learned you're on your own, and you have to go to bat as much to convince yourself as everyone else of what you're worth.
You do like to use emoticons and act...well, girlish isn't the quite the right word. Let's try bubbly instead. Some people figure this ties into you being a pedo, but I think it's more of a simple personality trait. I can see this as having developed from [redacted]. Which leads me to the next point:
You're quick to get upset and wall yourself off when someone is mean to you or betrays your 'rules' of friendship. This is probably because you experienced [redacted]. So, you're quick to close people off when things go south as a protection mechanism.
I don't really have much to say on the pedo piece. Chances are from what I've read it's part nature, part nurture. No one will probably ever know what triggered it.
You are awfully upfront about it though, online anyway. You remind people every now and then that you'd never actually do anything intentionally harmful, but you like to debate it and ruffle feathers by joking around and skirting the line a bit by saying what's on your mind. I bet you use it as a way of weeding people out. If they freak over you being a pedo, time to move on. Check the 'unfriend box' and wall yourself off emotionally from them. Obviously, you don't do this in real life, but you'd likely give it a try if it wouldn't ruin your career/reputation/etc. On the other hand, it could just as well be a bit of an ego thing. As stated before, you like to stand out from the crowd, and admitting to be a pedo is a great way to do so.
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2017-04-08 at 4:18 AM UTC in Jesus was't the only one that walked on water you know...
Originally posted by Ajax It appears we have a stalemate.
Booooring. I'll pick an argument, unless you really wanna stick to the OP.
Sophie, how come you say you're an atheist, and not an agnostic? I've always seen it as the atheist says "there is no God" and the agnostic says "I don't/can't know if there is a God". Why are you so sure?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-08 at 3:49 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile
Originally posted by Captain Falcon This is aldra's thread. It doesn't need anyone to bump or direct it.
feel free to contribute; I only post when I can/when I see something interesting so bumping won't do anything.
Originally posted by aldra turns out RU did shoot a bunch of missiles down - that'd probably be why they launched so many
Apparently US cruisers launched 59, 23 landed.
Like I alluded to in the last post, propaganda in media is out of control:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3271382/syria-gas-attack-donald-trump-assad-false-flag-operation-trolls/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 11:55 PM UTC in I wrote a game: OnitamaI added chat and usernames, for those that care.
Originally posted by Sophie Also, i lurked your GH, i knew this game was coming. I thought, why don't i give my programs dank weeaboo level 9001 Japanese names.
Lol, well the game (it's an existing board game) is called onitama, being Japanese in origin. Not that I can really deny my weeb status though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 4:39 PM UTC in I FOUND IT!With regards to the first story, what i enjoyed was the emulation of emotional detachment. That was done pretty well, the rest was ok, but "so little blood" really doesn't make any sense considering the gf severed the hands and feet of the victims. You bleed out pretty fast when that happens. Also a human body has 6 quarts of blood so yeah how many children were there? Three? That's a lot of fucking blood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-07 at 3:19 PM UTC in Talking bout totse in NYCTell them a dude named Captain Falcon sent you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-07 at 12:04 PM UTC in Why do you exist?He claims it's a historical source but it's absolutely not.
At least 90% of the stories in the Bible can not be verified by other texts of the time. Shit, the Gospel of Matthew was written about 80 years after "Jesus died". That would like if we started right now to begin writing down stories about WWII. C'mon, son.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 7:12 AM UTC in I FOUND IT!Gentlemen, I present to you, the best of mmQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20140915050024/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=296495
Should she cut the veins first, or the arteries?
"I guess I'll start from the beginning. She needs to calm THE FUCK down so we can get this over with. I know for a fact nobody has heard anything because there's no civilization for at least 10 miles each way. Been here about 2 hours and the 3 kids are bleeding out so slowly that they probably don't even notice how close they are to the end, or maybe they do, doesn't really matter I guess.
Its the whole one thing leads to another that got us here and i could easily blame her but i have a shred of dignity and so admit that it's a mutual fault and likely more so mine than hers. Regardless, we're here now but it's fucked up and when a surprise home invasion leads to 5 close-to-deceased family members when you had guessed no more than 2, it brings a new level of anxiety and exhilaration to the equation.
The place was random but there was only one car in the driveway and that's where the assumption of a small family first entered our minds. To be cautious, we didn't get out of the vehicle at first and just left 'er running with the lights on sort of into the living room window. Just waited for them to check what was going on and we'd explain our flat tire. Sure enough the father comes out and yells from a little distance wondering whats going on and i tell him. i shut the car off and he says to hang on and he heads back in and so me and the lady get out and lean on the back of our car that doesn't have a flat tire and wait.
So guy comes back out a few minutes later with a flashlight and offers to take a look. I see his wife step out by the porch door and watch as her husband comes up to talk to us so I had to change the initial plan right off the get-go. Not a problem for a fan of the improvisational arts. I gave my woman a pinch of the cheek and she made haste to the man's wife to explain how she knew nothing about cars or some shit. When the man came around to check it out (because of course, as I told him, it was the rear passenger side tire that was flat) I didn't waste time. One thing I've learned is as soon as opportunity knocks, you hesitate for 1 second and everything changes. I knew it was early and I couldn't even be sure the women were inside the house yet but i bent down behind him and brought my knife across his neck so hard and fast that I knew the job was done and any threat he posed was over. I was relieved and thinking only the wife was left to deal with I was actually a bit disappointed. I went inside only to be pleasantly refreshed.
They are all sitting around in the living room drinking tea or water. my woman, the other woman, and the 3 children all in their mid-teens. Polite and cordial and all that shit, talking about how long they'd lived there and other bs and I just got the biggest grin and started laughing from my core like I had never laughed. I imagine how awkward it was for them when they started laughing with me at first because it was indeed funny, and then when I just kept laughing, and laughing, and laughing..... the looks on their faces. Ha!
So I'm totally 'in the zone' from this laughter and the high from deceasing the husband so efficiently, that I again went with my impulse and told the others that it really was like losing the lottery for them, and i don't think it made sense but it didn't matter because my next move drove the point across. i told em i was gonna go help their dad and went outside for a minute. i turned around glanced at my lady; gave her the eye of permission, then i left.
There were a few barns in the lot, a grain silo, propane tank and miscellaneous farming equipment and I did a quick assessment to figure out our next move. It didn't take me long and I jump-stepped my way back to the house.
I got back to the living room and there wasn't that much blood somehow, really i don't fucking get it at all but there wasn't and it was just a bonus to an otherwise smooth going visit. the mom laying there with a gunshot to the stomach; the three kids with their hands and feet all severed, respectively, and lots of twisted and really awful facial expressions from people who really really really wish that anything was happening to them other than that exact thing at that exact moment. And yet, such little blood, and she did this all by herself in the time it took me to have a smoke and survey the area. I did pick a winner...
SO. Here we are now and this will bring you up to breast on the situation. The children are all 3 on the couch and we've given them just a few oxys because we have a little bit of compassion for ourselves and don't think we should have to watch them suffer so hard, for our own sake. They are 'content' for lack of a much better term because they certainly have not gave any indication that they are pleased with the events up to that point.
The mom has literally got to only have like 5 or 10 minutes left, she's gasping so fucking hard and the hole in her stomach is just like this reverse muddled sinkdrain. the puddle of blood as collected in the basin of her stomach is so rich and so full... it's weird to watch a woman die like this. And so to my question!
After she's dead, (again, because of our compassion), we are going to do a practice open heart surgery of sorts and just forgot if what things from the heart we should cut first. We'll probably try to make her heart work in one of the kids so maybe if it's the daughter it would work better or have a more likely chance I should say? Will post results but would like advice from anyone who can relate to this particular experience, or at least a similar one. Thankssomuch."
Bro, you're fucking awesome.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 5:36 AM UTC in ITT: Why I love everyone here so much
Originally posted by mmQ Thanks man. I want to get back into story form. Really though that makes me happy you said that, and I appreciate it.
My favorite one was titled "Well, everyone is dead...now what?" or something like that. Basically, you went to someone's house to buy something and murdered the entire family in front of each other. You were supposedly posting the thread looking for suggestions as the last few bled out. One of them was looking at you funny and you found it creepy/annoying.
Pure gold. <3The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 5:05 AM UTC in Why do you exist?
Originally posted by Dargo I don't know how souls work. Surely from an atheistic perspective you can acknowledge that IF there was a God, there would naturally be things we couldn't comprehend about him, his will, or his creation.
inb4 you can just say 'i dunno…therefore god"
Nope. Realizing that there are some things you do not or cannot know doesn't discount everything else. For example, not knowing about how souls work isn't really relevant to the question: Is the Christian God real? and therefore not a dealbreaker.
Listen, the theory you should go with is the one that requires the least assumptions. We know a brain needs nerves to feel shit. It then follows to say that when the nerves stop working or indeed the brain stops working(read death) you stop feeling things. This does not require the assumption that there is a magical essence that can still feel without the brain and is therefore the most likely to be true.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 4:48 AM UTC in Why do you exist?*smokes weed before bed, thinks about life, reads buzzkill God stuff, mood changes *
I'm alive because sex feels better without a condom.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 4:25 AM UTC in Why do you exist?
Originally posted by mmQ The tough thing about religious debates is that everyone has very ingrained beliefs and it's almost laughable to imagine you, or your "opponent" ever saying "wow, that's a good point, I'm no longer a ______."
It took me 28 years of life and a strange awakening to realize that my constant doubts in the existence of the Christian God were actually legitimate. Nobody could have ever just convinced me because I could always fall back on an 'I just know I feel it in my heart' response, which essentially is the be all end all Christian argument when it comes to actually demonstrating God's existence. You know you can't prove it, you know it can't be disproved, so "I JUST FEEL HIM" is the default logic behind said belief.
People want God to be real for a number of reasons. Especially if they were raised in a religious household. Guess what? Your parents lied to you. Guess what? You won't see your dead family members when you die. Guess what? There is no plan for no one. Guess what? You're not special, you're a fucking cosmic accident.
But, even so, who gives a shit? Whether by God or accident we're alive now. We give meaning to our existence, not some external force whatever that may. Cherish your loved ones while you can and do your best, you'll be fine. In the end we all transform back into the Universe from whence we came. I guess that's one thing the bible got right. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-07 at 3:29 AM UTC in Why do you exist?Team atheism wins.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-07 at 2:50 AM UTC in Favorite girl names?KitelandThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-04-07 at 12:41 AM UTC in Give me a reason to keep posting
Originally posted by RisiR Yea, then I pick up a fight and make a give out some PTSD. I'm fucking tired of that.
Obbe is a shell of his former self, Chris Hansen killed himself and those new kids are just no fun. I think the fat one already left even though I still haven't figured out what his problem is.
Yea, I got nothing. Why do you post?
I'm not a shell, don't say that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-04-06 at 9:52 PM UTC in Jesus was't the only one that walked on water you know...Jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can swim through land.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
