Originally posted by mmQ
What's a userweb and how does it restrict posting?
It's a system to identify the alt accounts of multiple users and stop them from circumventing bans. It is also often called the usermap.
The exact internal workings are not known to the public but it is speculated (from outside "black box" testing) that it is very sophisticated and uses a bunch of different identifying markers to tie users together so unless you are absolutely perfect at separating your alt from your banned main account, you will get caught. They use stuff like your browser fingerprint, IP address matches, cookies (not just their own), the battery API (and supposedly a bunch of other stuff) to establish links between multiple accounts, some stronger and some weaker, and since they have some many different ways of making a connection, it is damn near impossible to circumvent in a way that isn't a giant pain in the ass.
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With these kinds of clowns, you have to show them that there are things much worse than death. You put their head in a wooden vice and then tighten it slowly over several days, tie them up securely and then put a Bic lighter to the bottoms of their feet for hours on end, dunk their head in a pot of boiling grease and then pour salt all over it, take an ice pick and stick it in their elbows and knees and spine and wiggle it all around in there for hours on end, tie a bag on his head and then put a couple of live rats inside, take a red hot poker and stick it up his ass dozens of times. Wouldn't be so cool and funny then, would it?
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you seriously need to start taking some sort of anti-convulsant or somesuch. your mental instability is overwhelming your ability to control yourself from making nonsensical and ridiculous posts
since youre fully retarded, and wholly incapable of realizing this yourself, ill share with you a little secret:
everyone is pointing and laughing at you
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Anyway, I got this funny story from 2010. I remember the year because it was World Cup (2006 was in Germany and 2014 we won it in Brazil) so everyone here is all football and shit and me and my buddies drove around and I was high as shit and there was this little girl that had a megaphone on a necklace around her neck that played this song in super shit quality
And she slipped and smashed face first into the pavement which triggered the "Ole! Ole! Ole!" sound and we all laughed our asses off and probably traumatized the girl.
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Originally posted by RisiR
I would if HTS wasn't such a fucking piece of worthless shit.
Hir worthlessness is what is so great. I look at him like a bonsai; he just sits in tinychat like a cyber person trapped in a little box. It's adorable. I wish I could keep HTS in my coat's breast pocket and scritch his tiny head and feed him cheese.
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[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Trust me you can't raise Bee's and be an idiot. It takes a lot of time, money and experience to get any results. This is my third year into this shit and I want some pay back.
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