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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    A one armed man just walked past me wearing a long sleeve shirt and the empty sleeve was blowing all over the place in the wind.



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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I shove my marijuana pipe in people's eye and say SMOKE OR DIE and it's pretty cool most every smokes these days but then there is the fuck that wants to object and it's just like, cmon man, I didn't want to have to kill a nigger today. But then, I have to kill a nigger that day.

    Sick world m8s

    I used to live next to this older guy when I was 18 that would buy my friend and I alcohol and he would come over with brews and drink and tell my friends and I we were faggots and wouldn't smoke our weed because it makes him "pissed" funny thing about the guy he literally had a bill the cat tattoo on his right arm, only tattoo he had.

    When I first met him I was like "oh cool can i see ur tattoo?!" and he pointed to his arm and said sternly, "its bill the cat!"

    weirdo
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  3. Black women can truly be the hottest in the world. I love fucking a fit black girl in the summer with the AC off. Their sweat smells like musk, and I love watching beads of it roll off their dark skin, and trace paths around their erect nipples. Black women are assertive and fuck you as hard as you fuck them.

    Mmm, I'm thinking of a black ex of mine and it's making me really horny, she was great. I'm going to text her.
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  4. Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if anyone has ever made a penis mood chart.

    I'm not thanking anyone that simply google images one either. I want an original.

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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Will you get a pair to match your face?
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    © 1998 Magnasound Media


    lol it's not even from this millenium you dick licker
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ You drive him crazy
    He just can't sleep
    He's so excited, he's in too deep
    Oh-oh-OH crazy
    But it feels alright
    Baby, thinkin' of you keeps him up all night

    Grab my terryfold flaps
    Grab my flappy folds
    Grab my terryfolds
    Grab my foldy flaps

    Hey, touch my foldy flaps
    Grab my terryfolds
    Grab my foldy holds
    Grab my terry flaps
    In my terryfolds
    Grab my terry flaps
    You gotta touch 'em... my terryfolds

    Grab my terryfolds
    Touch my holdy flaps
    Take a big flap
    Take my foldy flaps (Aaah)
    My terryfolds (Aaah)
    My foldy holds (Oooh)
    And my terry flaps
    Gotta grab my terry flaps

    Grab my terry flaps
    Squeeze my holdy folds
    Hold my goldy folds
    Grab my foldy tolds
    Grab my terry flap holds
    Grab my terryfolds
    Hold my foldy folds
    Hold my terryfolds

    Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold?
    I got one right here (here)
    Grab my terry flap
    Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap
    Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance
    Wanna come with me?
    You can grab my holdy folds
    Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch!
    Suck my holdy flappy folds
    Lick my flappy foldy holds
    My terry flaps in your mouth
    Suck my flaps you piece of shit!

    Fuck you (fuck you)
    You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (Aaah Aaah)
    Hey, grab my terry flaps
    Gonna eat those toldy folds

    I gotta couple of terryfold flaps
    I got a flappy foldy flap
    I'm gonna go take you to food
    Gonna eat, then we're going to the terryfold dance (dance)
    You and me
    We're gonna go to the terryfold place
    It's gonna be a night out
    Gonna have a real fancy time
    Hoo!
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    2G is GPRS/EDGE, maximum speed of 64kbps/128kbps
    3G is UMTS/HSDPA, maximum speed is 512kbps/3mbps
    4G is... I forget what the technology's called, but the current maximum speed is like 100mbps with a much higher theoretical maximum.

    A large part of the available bandwidth is relative to the wireless frequency used - 2G's 128kbps is pretty much the upper limit of how much bandwidth a single channel at that frequency can handle.

    For example in many areas 2G operates at 1800hz - at 1800hz you physically aren't able to transfer more than 128kb/s or so. The only way to increase speeds are:

    1. Use more channels. If your phone uses 2 channels, you can theoretically split traffic and get speeds of 256kb/s. This would require your phone to support multiple channels, and the number of channels available on each mobile phone tower/base station is finite so they'd effectively be cutting the number of users they can service in half.

    2. Find an algorithm that allows you to compress data more effectively so you need less bandwidth in general. Requires a lot of research and we may already be at the most efficient algorithm. Even if a new one is found, it'd require mobile phone radio upgrades (not just software) and new standards to be written, etc.


    I wrote that from memory, sorry if numbers are off but it should give you a good idea as to why it's difficult to build on old radio technology
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  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    ^NIGGER!
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  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    FUCK

    ASS
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  11. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by BULLDOZER2 just worndering if you are a grl

    No, I'm a dude. I have a 12 inch big black cock. I've been pretending to be a single mother all this time for the lulz. When §m£ÂgØL got fucked in the ass for the first time, it was my monster horse cock that popped that tight little ass cherry. He had blood coming out his ass for days after, and he cried a lot... there was more blood working as lube than KY jelly we used... poor fella... It's not my fault I was born with such a magnanimously huge penis. I can't help the urges either; to ram my cock into such a cute little, scrawny spic twink like §m£ÂgØL. I don't think he ever shat right since that fateful day, in the cornfield in Florida. His poor asshole will never be the same size again. Last I heard, he was was incontinent, shitting all over his parents house. His mother wanted to press criminal charges. Can't blame his parents though, poor §m£ÂgØL's mom and dad have to chase him around the house, cleaning up the shit he trails behind as he goes. She tried refusing to feed him Frijoles Charros so he wouldn't be farting and shitting so much, with such... loose and disgusting diarrhea, but he had severe spic-food withdrawals, and actually trailed shit behind him with his walker (I did mention, I broke his hip in our ass-fucking love-making affair, didn't I?)while shaking in DTs, all the way to the nearest Spic restaurant where he shoveled down so many beans, they ended up banning him from the place for the explosion of shit he left splatter on one of the walls after he gorged himself... Quite sad, actually. I feel very remorseful for how much suffering I've caused his mother in having to wipe up the festering trails of bean-shit everyday. Poor old woman's golden days are spent shoveling feces out of her grown son's bed each morning, like she'd be mucking a horse stall. His father talked to a doctor, and they want to do reconstructive surgery, but §m£ÂgØL is afraid to do it, for fear of me coming around again, just to ripe his tight little asshole apart again... like I would again... I just couldn't stop myself... I'd NEED, like I need air to breath, to ram my cock back into his newly constructed ass... He couldn't control himself either... He'd beg me to fuck his ass, even despite the life altering damage I've already caused, and all the effort for a brand new asshole his parents would be paying for would just be for naught. He needs my cock in his tight ass, just the same as I need to have my cock there. His parents have refused to let him go anywhere now, and insist he never be allowed to be near me, because they know what I will do, and what he will let me do with his ass.

    Why.. oh why was I born this monster I am with this humongous dick between my legs that seems to have a mind of it's own in going out and wrecking havoc on cute twink spics?! WHy has god cursed me to be a man?!?!

    I just hope he's able to, despite my manliness and all its done, can move on with his life. Hopefully he can just live with the fond memory of that ass reaming and move forward and never look back. I, though, am stuck with the haunting image of what I've had and lost... the tightest spic asshole to grace the United States. *tear* We both must live with what we can nevr have again...

    So, of course you should be able to tell I am in fact not a "grl". Thank you, cum again.
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  12. Erorr Houston
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey airer, out of my curiosity loin, do you remember me from ANDzoklet? I don't rememberyou really, but I do, ultimately. Your name occasionally tossed around like a cringe party fuck doll.

    lol yeah....pony tailed cat that at the end of zoklet got to hating my guts I believe.....

    You guys gotta remember in the day I was shooting up dmt and whiskey and living in a trailer losing my mind. My past aint no fucking reputation that carries lol
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  13. Erorr Houston



    I got stuck on this doodle once i stopped taking my seizure medication last year.... its sat so long unfinished. Wut do? Im so detached from that fluidity that started it but I really do like where this guy was going :/
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  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Erorr If you feel any sense of glory about that hideous thing to the point of defending it then you need to prioritize your life kid

    You couldn't grow a neckbeard like that if you tried.
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  15. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Bruh, my neckbeard was way scruffier, more pubelike, and way more hellacious than that.
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  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ Jill the cloud isn't dead.

    "Jill the Cloud"

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  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 For anybody wondering, Bill Krozby actually talks like this in real life. It's like a fucking kindergarten teacher playing with a puppy. I'd be so embarrassed to so much as be in the same room as Bill Krozby. What the fuck is wrong with you dude? Why do you talk like this?

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  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^I'd throat fuck him, you want to DP bill?

    After I'd nut I'd look at him and scowl and then say "disgusting" and get dressed and leave.
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  19. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I'd fight infinityshock's asshole with my cock.
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  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    how embarrassing
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