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2017-09-07 at 10:57 PM UTC in Martial law declared and guns taken away in the virgin islands by the US (ITS ILLEGAL)So, here's the apocalypse, and Bill Krozby is debating the finer points of eating ass.
Don't let em take your guns, Bill Krozbyztradamus. If they'll take your guns, then they'll take your assholes, too. And, then, you'll be left to starve like the rest of us.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-07 at 10:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI'm tired of the Facebook mentality.
Problem, reaction, solution, causality.
We're living in a fabricated reality.
Saturated media like chemical normality.
Industry making millions yet we live in austerity.
Wall Street rules with financial brutality.
Lack of morality, an ethical abnormality.
For the elite the law is just a formality.
I feel no solidarity towards this criminality.
I'll take their lives with cold impartiality.
Holla at a rectangle.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-07 at 10:17 PM UTC in Sometimes i masturbate to granny porn.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-07 at 9:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI am like 10 foot tall and 6 foot wide holla at a rectangle.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-07 at 8:38 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe KaneLooks great
Post last edited by Joe Kane at 2017-09-07T20:46:38.022279+00:00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- mmQ,
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2017-09-07 at 5:17 PM UTC in Sometimes I masturbate to tranny pornThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-07 at 4:50 PM UTC in Wisdom handed down to you from your parents"Most times that something seems impossible, it's not" - my mom
The context she said it in was when I was really tiny and we had to stay overnight in Tehran because we missed a flight, and the lady at the airline desk said that it was impossible to accommodate us in a hotel or something.
My mom refused to settle, got the issue taken up to the branch head, and then got us accommodated in a hotel room. It's company policy, she doesn't have any options available to her etc.
That was real important to me; ultimately, a person made these policies and a person could get around these policies. So let's talk and work something out.
That idea has been very fundamental to my life for as long as I can remember, and a big part of who I am as a person.
As a simple example, the first time you try to open up a computer, shit seems arcane, like you need a PhD in rocket psychology to know wtf is going on. But then you break it down, identify each part, and hey, it's not so tough any more, it's a pretty simple, logical system of parts.
Such is the case for most things. Any time you say "I can't do XYZ", what your brain is actually saying is "I cant be assed to do XYZ because it's several steps removed from me."
I'm sure anyone familiar with computers and programming knows this on some level too. When someone says it's "not possible" to do something, it almost always means "I don't know how".
About 6-7 years ago, I was trying to have a dynamic website made for my company. Our existing site functioned well but I was inspired by a site called https://dontclick.it and wanted something similarly slick. So I called a fuckload of "web developers" in Pakistan (I didn't want a firm, I wanted a talented individual to hire onto my staff to work on my website full time, and make them for clients, so I just asked if they could make a site like it) and almost invariably got the answer "no sir, it's not possible".
Fuck you. It's not possible for YOU, because YOU don't have the skillset to do it, and lack the most important of all skills i.e. LEARNING.
The person I offered the job to was a guy who said "I'm sorry, I don't know how to do this. Can I have a callback number? Please give me two weeks to research it, and I'll get back to you." He still works there to this day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-07 at 8:01 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-07 at 5:42 AM UTC in I've saved up $230,000. What should I buy?buy my dick up your asshole faggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-07 at 3:20 AM UTC in Roses are red, Violets are blueThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-06 at 10:02 PM UTC in What makes people so impatient [to die]Why do I have to answer the fucking question then?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-06 at 6:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSHTS is hoarding all the highlighters and correcting people's pronouns.
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2017-09-06 at 6:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RisiR † LOL.
If we shared a class as kids… oh my.
Lanny would be trying to teach the class and yelling at Bill Krozby for watching mukbang videos on his phone. Sploo would be huffing ether in the corner quietly and writing death threats to kinkou, who is passed out on her desk and has been for quite some time. MQ would be out behind the school getting stoned. Hydro would be cutting herself and crying loudly the bathroom. Nobody knows where the fuck bling is. Mash would be writing raps and doodling. Captain Falcon would be at the front with hand raised. Sophie would be reading manga because he already read the lesson Lanny is teaching. Casper would be selling guns in a different state because he dropped out the previous year.
Obviously I'd be having orgies in the next room over a pile of money and drugs. 10/10 super model bitches sucking all four of my dicks while I eat lo mein with panda meat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- mmQ,
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2017-09-06 at 6:30 PM UTC in I wish we had one true Terrorist on this forumOh yea, uhh.. totally. Me too!
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2017-09-06 at 7:09 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct EditionDPR/LPR - Donetsk Peoples' Republic, Lughansk Peoples' Republic - names selected by breakaway states in Ukraine
FSA - Free Syrian Army. US-backed (though now largely abandoned) group of Islamist rebels mostly composed of units defected from Al-Nusra Front.
IA/IAA - Iraqi (Arab) Army.
ISOF - Iraqi Special Operations Forces.
KSA - Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
NySA - New Syrian Army. Attempted rebrand of the FSA to give them more legitimacy.
PMUs - Popular Mobilisation Forces. Tribal militias that fight in Iraq in support of the Iraqi Military.
PPK - Kurdish acronym for Kurdish Workers' Party. Separatist group trying to carve a Kurdish state out in southern Turkey, who has prescribed them a terrorist organisation.
RuAF - Russian Air Force.
SAA - Syrian Arab Army.
SAAF - Syrian Arab Air Force.
SDF - Syrian Democratic Forces. Were initially a loose coalition of Kurdish militias, now they SDF is almost completely comprised of YPG fighters. Supported by US and Western interests.
SOF - (US) Special Operations Forces.
SSU - Security Service of Ukraine
Tigers - Special unit in the SAA. High-mobility unit somewhere between Special Forces and Shock Troops, responsible for many recent SAA victories.
WH - White Helmets. Western propaganda unit, claim to be a humanitarian rescue corps but members are largely drawn from Al-Nusra's fighting units. Receive enormous foreign funding.
YPG - Kurdish acronym for Peoples' Protection Groups. A Kurdish Separatist militia that shares almost all members with the PPK, ie. a rebrand to avoid their classification as a terrorist organisation in Turkey.
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2017-09-06 at 5:32 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile II - Sarin-like Substance EditionThis is cool as fuck:
The Tigers found it at an ISIS position near Deir Eizzor; an old DShK hooked up to be aimed and fired remotely - pretty impressive handiworkThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-05 at 7:56 PM UTC in y so bitter PoCI had the thought of Sherman on my mind when I did it.
And then I thought, Jesus...what the fuck am I doing?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-05 at 1:22 PM UTC in My second gay experienceI had my second gay experience the other day and figured I'd spill the tea about how I squashed the beef with bill the cat.
We exchanged a few pm's recently and he agreed to take me to the outback steakhouse to squash the beef, but I know him too well
and I could tell by his beautiful doe eyes that screamed softly "fuck me like a husband" he was yearning for a little more.
I wasn't going to leave him hangin' because in the end we are all good gonts with our own faults. And its what you do in this life
that makes the difference. I could tell he was somewhat nervous because he probably hadn't had a good rodgering in awhile in his
old age, being the big bottom fag queen he is, so I figured I'd treat him after he treated me to a serloin and mashed potatoes.
We got to his place and he grabbed me softly by my hips and smirked and said "give me one second" and I said "take your
time lil dawg" and he got all different on me and lit candles and put on the "thompson twins" on 8-track and took me by my hand.
I must admit I was kind of surprised not because I was afraid of doing the deed. But because I saw a sensitive side, I side
I never knew he had.
He lead me to his bed and as I laid on top of him having some pillow talk with him, but he mixed it in with some witty banter
so he could try and come off as he's "hard to get", extremely flirtatious. It was adorable.
He then reached out towards me and pecked me on the cheek, and then pulled back and grinned and made some kinda weird muffled
"reeee" sound and then giggled like a school girl jumping on a pogo stick. Little did he know he'd be jumping on my pogo stick real
soon.
He said to me "you have nice hair" still with the same flirtatious playful grin. He then got out of the bed and put on "Human leages"
"don't you want me bby" and hopped back on the bed and started twerking... (it was really rich considering he said guys don't twerk..)
To make a long story short I ent up getting some dome from jill and I slapped him a few times while he was doing it while saying
"you gonna be a good gurl?!" in a stern but not overly agressive manner and he his muffled voice vibrated through my dick head
"mmmmmhmmm" and said "good"
It was a pretty good blow job, I don't normally cum from bj's and I've had tons of girls suck my cock but zill was a pro.
Felt good.
After I came I started getting dressed and he asked me if I would stay the night and I said, "I can't really sleep well at other
peoples places, plus I have to feed my cat. He then said "Will you at least text me when you've made it home safely because the hurricane?"
And I said "sure bromo" and he lead me out and gave me once last carress and I slapped his fat whyte southern ass and that was
that. I'm not in love with him, but I will never forget that he is a human too and can be a very sensitive man.
The space between a blink and a tear, bill and I made it here... we made it.. we made it...
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2017-09-04 at 5:07 AM UTC in what yall do for extra moneypawn my prized posessionsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-03 at 6:13 PM UTC in Hurricane Irma coming to TexasThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
