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2017-09-03 at 8:08 AM UTC in Are you a materialistic person ????The general notion of "materialism" is so taboo it's impossible to claim to be as much in a socially conscious way.
If someone says "yes, I'm a materialist" they're one of three things: trying to be ironic, using the term in the philosophical sense, or an autistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-03 at 6:51 AM UTC in Does your Surname match this list..lest we forget the victims of lawnmowers
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2017-09-03 at 6:26 AM UTC in My PC Beeped
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2017-09-03 at 6:06 AM UTC in Hurricane Irma coming to Texas
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery You do know I meant the east coast of the US?
Bill Krozby… Bill Krozby.. you fuckin crack me up sometimes.
Leave him alone.
Don't listen to him, Bill Krozby.
Tell us about the FEMA camps.
Where's the martial law?
What even does Alex Jones think is happening?
If Dargo doesn't post in a day or two, then I'm going to assume he was raptured and this is the end.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-02 at 8:06 PM UTC in Are you a materialistic person ????i've lost everything quite a few times in my life so i realize exactly how free that does actually make you. its almost refreshing when it happens now.
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2017-09-02 at 6:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDShe's off his nut, lol
User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "nut"!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-02 at 5:17 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSTop kek and bottom cryThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-02 at 5 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: JoecaineIts not just girls, everyone here also hates you.
I bet you are the "George" in your group of friends (if you even have any)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-02 at 4:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-09-02 at 7:27 AM UTC in Do people actually want me as a poster here?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 7:41 PM UTC in Peifer Orchards in Yellow Springs Ohio
Originally posted by mmQ But what it's really about, is talking to the lady that runs the apple section, and getting some of the purest crystal methamphetamine you'll ever see. I've known about this place since I was 14 years old. Just ask for 'Granny' if she isn't at the apple area, and when you meet her, simply ask for 'A baker's dozen of Paula Reds.' Then she'll take you a nearby shed and hook you up with the techno. And since she makes it herself (yes, she's a master chemist), her prices are about 1/2 of regular street price.
Like actro said. It's worth it.
Merci
I have been searching endlessly for this old magical bitch. Like...I've probably murdered a half dozen people, broke 1,000's of traffic laws, went undercover as 3 HUSBANDS, yes 3! Fathered 4 children, spend 1.2 million dollars buying houses and cars, not to mention the police bribes and had my face reconstructed 4 times. And to think..mq knew the old wench the whole time! Well I'll be a son of a gun!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-09-01 at 6:49 PM UTC in My dope dealers name is SurrinderIt should be "NO surrender". I usually go by "Big League" aka "GoldenWhiteBoy" aka "NoJoke" and don't let those cute nicknames fool you beneath them I'm a real piece of shit.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 5:53 PM UTC in I'm about to go jailI'm out and free and clear....no paper, fines or bullshit ass drug tests....
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2017-09-01 at 12:52 PM UTC in remember when lsdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-09-01 at 11:08 AM UTC in remember when lsdbut there was that one time where he nail gunned her to the concrete floor of the basement and tortured her for 5 days coz she helped herself to a spoonful of his nescafe one night.
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2017-08-31 at 5:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSI should turn up with dark sunglasses, in a trenchcoat, a couple of days of stubble and a fifth of burbon in a brown paper bag. Drunkenly slur "What's up BITCHES, who's ready to turn up the heat and get COOKIN?!?" Maybe draw a big penis on the whiteboard instead of my name, you know, to assert dominance, take control of the classroom
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2017-08-31 at 2:32 AM UTC in Drinking BleachI just got back from the store. Going shot by shot wasn't going to cut it anymore. If I'm going to do a whole gallon, I better start chugging. Well, I hadn't realized that last shot was nearly the last of my bleach. So I pulled up my pants without wiping my ass and headed out the door. Fortunately, while I was picking up the bleach, I remembered to get another shotglass, then I remembered it's chugging time, so I got a big ol' mug like the ones they give them bigass beers in at the bar. People kept staring and pointing, and I'd hear them saying things like "He's bleeding," and "JESUS, what is that smell?!". Honestly, it was pretty obnoxious.
I made my way to the counter, and the cashier wrinkled his nose, looked down at the jug of bleach and the mug, looked back at me and arched an eyebrow. "Heheh, having a fun night?" he said awkwardly, as if it was a fucking joke. I said "Science isn't always fun. I'm doing an experiment." He stared at me awkwardly long. Pretty sure he's gay. Then he stammered out, "Uhh, that's.. interesting. What experiment?" I said, "Well good chum (I was trying to sound smart), I am attempting to discern the effects when a human subject, that's me, ingests bleach orally. My friends on an Internet forum are very interested in the results. I've already done five shots and posted *COUGH COUGH* the results thus far. It is time to conclude the experiment with a whole gallon." A horrified look came over his nerdy faggot features, he grabbed the phone next to him, and like a nigger, said, "I'm calling the police."
I couldn't let him stop me. Not after I'd tried so hard and got so far. I quickly sprang into action. I threw a quick jab, catching him right in the nose, which, oddly enough, caused him to shout, "Fuck! My nose!" I jumped the counter and got behind him, starting to strangle him with the phone wire, as with my other hand I grabbed the jug and started pouring the bleach down my gullet as quickly as I could. He cried and choked, but I would not relent. Science must be pursued. People started gasping and panicking as they realized what was happening. I heard cunts saying dorky things like, "He's strangling him, somebody do something!" and "Is he drinking bleach? Yo I'm triiiiippin dawg!" and "Oh my god, it smells like shit!"
I got halfway through the jug when fate conspired against me. A police officer walked in the door. But I couldn't stop now. I tried to say something, but I only gagged on the fumes. I let go of the nerdy faggot and ran for the door as the flabbergasted fatass cop said "Stop or I'll tase you!". The jug of bleach never leaving my lips, I started sprinting down the street. My vision started getting fuzzy and warm. Most of it is a hazy blur of headlights and cars honking. I think I ran across the highway.
I'm typing this from my hotel room now. There's a banging noise coming from the door and someone shouting for me to come out with my hands up. It seems the bleach is finally causing hallucinations. I've been vomiting blood here and there, but all that blood shouldn't have been in my stomach anyway. Good thing my body is getting it outta there.
I've bumped my head several times as I've tried to navigate my room. There's this weird red gunk coming out of my eyes now. The burning in my asshole is still there, my insides feel like they're sloshing around, and the allover itch has gone away, leaving a bright red complexion all over my body. I'm trying to focus on this report, but the banging on my door is getting really loud. I'm gonna go tell those damned hallucinations to leave me alone. I'll be right back.
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2017-08-31 at 1:57 AM UTC in Drinking BleachAs I was sitting on the toilet, ejecting some horrible burning liquid from my ass, I downed another shot. I remember tears running down my face and dripping off my chin. I was struggling to breathe through the fumes and coughing and couldn't fucking catch a breath. Next thing I know, I was opening my eyes.. face down on the floor, a small puddle of stinking vomit under my face, my shorts around my ankles.. asshole BURNING.. the shotglass is shattered on the bathroom floor, and I'm bleeding from the edge of my left eyebrow. There's a large black spot in my vomit.. must be soy sauce. My vision is filled with static, the itch all over is unbearable. My asshole has never burned so bad. Should I keep going?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 1:43 AM UTC in Drinking BleachFourth shot down. I'm itching all over. I've been coughing non-stop, and I just coughed up a spot of dark red. Probably that hot sauce I had earlier with chicken. My eyes are pouring out a constant stream of tears. I feel like my stomach is bubbling, and an intense nausea pervades my entire being. I feel like I'm going to shit any moment, like it's fucking with my GI tract on both ends. Gonna sit on the toilet. I feel like I'm gonna pass out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-08-31 at 1:34 AM UTC in Drinking BleachThe third shot made my eyes water, and I started coughing, choking, and gagging on the fumes. My stomach has a real sharp intense pain like I'm being stabbed, and I can feel it roiling and churning. I'm coughing constantly, but the burn won't go away. Why the fuck did I do this? Oh fuck I'm starting to itch. Shot four coming momentarily.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
