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2017-12-06 at 1:47 AM UTC in Have any of you seen mike nawk?No but I saw your uncle Pat McGroin stealing from walmart last week.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-03 at 12:06 PM UTC in The retarded fred: The jolly green giants cock edition
Originally posted by Wick Sweat To be fair, all that weed in the store could just be grown by some Chinese dude
Lmao NVM bruh
rofl. Im not saying growing weed and being chinese are mutually exclusive. Itd just be weird to know your weed was coming from some rando who had a few plants going inside his mum's spare sewing room- rather than a full blown warehouse operation with professional lghting and hydroponic mediums, drip feed systems, hermetically sealed rooms to sex the plants.
Like remember back in the day, youd be buying some weed and ask "how good is it?". And theyd say "its dank as fuck bro. Mendocino Orange Crush. Real tasty". And youd pop the bag open when you get home, and its got little baby seeds in it because someone obvious had no idea wtf they were doing, and it got cross pollenated. And it was "Orange Crush" because you could clearly tell someone threw a bunch of fucking orange peel in the bag to try to cover up the toasted lawn clippings smell. So now you basically have 2.5 lbs of mexican brick weed, and you have to cover it in mango tobacco flavoring drops to try to make it the least bit palatable.
So now, you make a trip to office depot to get ziploc baggies and let everyone know youre on deck with that Mango-Orange Maui. MOM for short. And you could snap and entire bowl the size of your thumb (whats a nug? Whats a trichome?) and still not get high, but everyone will call you bc its still probably better than the other stuff going around.
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2017-12-01 at 5:14 PM UTC in can anyone dance
Originally posted by Enter hoo hoo, you got me.
greenplastic got me everyone.
no, you got yourself you dumb fuck, i didn't even have to try
i'm sick and tired of your self pity and not listening to anyone and shit. you deserve the life that you created for yourself you piece of shit. you don't want to get better, you just want to fucking complain and have someone validate your shitty fucked up view of reality that you have created because you're too weak to deal with basic thingsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-28 at 11:04 PM UTC in A video of me molesting my mom and screaming AHKMAH must seeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-28 at 10:24 PM UTC in Who to get high with?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-27 at 11:50 PM UTC in So, I just spent 9 hours being tattooed last night/morning.
Originally posted by hydromorphone The death threats he got from someone pretending to be me? It all happened right around when PoC did some colossally fucked shit trying to fuck my life up even more, and was right around when I'd had to have interaction with my ex. I guess either of them could have done it. Apparently, the email hit was one in which I only had, he said he didn't give to anyone else. It was the same email on my prepaid card, to which he'd had a card attached to mine a long time ago, and used that email. I never changed my PW thinking my ex could only just check my balance, so… I never thought it was something to worry about. PoC decided to go nuclear and be a faggot because I wouldn't talk to him one day while I was dealing with seizures bad. I hadn't been talking with §m£ÂgØL in months. Had zero interest to do so, and the times of the threats being sent according to §m£ÂgØL, I was too fucking busy dealing with picking up the pieces PoC left for me, than to be worried about threating some faggot on the internet I had never threatened him before, not even after all the fucked shit he had done. I tried to help figure out who could be involved, during which we had a couple friendly conversations, joking around. He insulted me, and said some hurtful things, without remorse, unprovoked, so I said "yeah well, I hope who ever is threatening you follows through" or something to the effect, pissed off and hurt, and I blocked him. Then I got 3 emails back to back from him. Right before I blocked him, I said "No, I don't hope you die, I just want you to leave me alone", when he'd said "oh so you want me to die over insulting you?". I think I added something about I just dont care anymore what happens to him or something. When he first contacted me about it, I said I am damned if I try to help and clear my name, and damned if I don't.
I have no motive. I went months without so much as anything more than little bullshit bickering on TRT. I was with PoC, right before shit happened, and was reeling from the fucked shit he did. I'd also been spending a metric fuckload of time talking and skyping with 1337. I had zero reason to fuck with §m£ÂgØL. I just wanted to be left the fuck alone by him. Shit, when we'd had a falling out way before when I'd got with PoC, I got harassed a dozen times with skype calls from §m£ÂgØL, and all sorts of shit. I made that threat just complaining about him doing that. All I was doing was moving on. I didn't threaten him or give him any reason to believe I'd do anything to hurt him. I just saw hm for the shitty person he was and wanted nothing more to do with him. That was it.
Bruh....
The motive of the tattoo.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-27 at 10:04 PM UTC in Necrophiliac or pedophilia ???No. This is retarded. Not everything needs a specific term. Necrophile pedophile works perfectly.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-27 at 10:29 AM UTC in waking up and realising u are a godThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-27 at 4:52 AM UTC in almost got arrestedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-26 at 8:17 PM UTC in This website is boring as fuckThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-26 at 8:12 PM UTC in Sick optical illusion
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2017-11-26 at 7:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-26 at 6:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-26 at 5:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Some cockfuck took back a Thank.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in Worst books you've ever read
Originally posted by mmQ I'd be willing to bet the "average" Christian has actually read like 50% of the Bible, and most of that is just through church service readings and Bible study groups discussing the popular verses and books.
No one really reads the bible critically. If they did they'd see what it really is, a creepy collection of bronze age stories about nasty jedis and various assorted semites running around making each others lives awful and being mentally ill and retarded.
I have been at many bible studys, and have always been amazed, like literally astonished, left in wonder, at the illogical moral lessons that the participants have drawn from the batshit insane and deeply creepy stories in the bible.
I could never read the bible alone at night, as it scared me, like a horror movie.
Judeo-Christianity is an insult to the entire idea of religion, and Islam is the retarded shit-covered offspring of that insult.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-24 at 9:28 AM UTC in If your life had a laugh track played during it...If my life had a laugh track, I'd hope it'd have the whole shebang, like a gay ass intro and everything. An incident from when I was 12 years old comes to mind.
Me: Cindy, will you go out with me?
Cindy: ewww no.
Me: Well fuck you bitch!
Me: And this shall be the birth of my misogyny!
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2017-11-24 at 2:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Walking into Thanksgiving dinner after eating a hash oil cookie like
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2017-11-23 at 8:27 PM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonight
Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume the ones in san diego are nasty, overcrowded and depressing.
So you've been to what? One tourist beach in California and decided they're all bad?
Makes sense. This one time when I was in DC and there were a bunch of mosquitos. Ergo the entire east coast is a mosquito infested hell hole where it's dangerous to go outside because you could literally be exsanguinated in 10 minutes or less and all the people are probably vampires. Man, the east coast sure sucks balls.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-11-23 at 5:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-23 at 11:18 AM UTC in I'm sleeping in a car tonightLOL. Nigga has a car but is whining about it. Yeah I just have this machine that can get me to literally any place on earth connected to a bridge /road but I refuse to do anything cool or productive with it instead I'll cry on an internet forum full of degenerates about how my life sucks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
