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  1. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 You can believe in God's plan and still believe in free will. Why would you think you can't?

    My argument is based on two assumptions about the deity.

    1. The deity is all-powerful
    2. The deity is all-knowing

    If you believe in a god that fits these 2 criteria then you have no free will. If there is a being that created everything in existence and knows everything that will happen in the future, then that being is the architect of every “choice” you ever made and will make. The being created you and set you on a path that cannot be deviated from (aka “god’s plan”). Starting when you are born up until you die, you do not have any choice in what happens because the decisions have already been made by god before you even existed.

    Here’s one example, in the Christian bible it is stated:

    “Remember the former things of old: for I am God, and there is none else; I am God, and there is none like me. Declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done, saying, my counsel shall stand, and I will do all my pleasure: Calling a ravenous bird from the east, the man that executeth my counsel from a far country: yea, I have spoken it, I will also bring it to pass; I have purposed it, I will also do it. (Isaiah 46:9-11)”
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  2. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Originally posted by NARCassist they give prozac to premature jacks. did you notice any difference in that department when you were taking it?



    .

    You literally cant come on SSRIs you can fuck forever!!
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  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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  4. bling bling Dark Matter
    then i pore it down ur mums throat
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  5. Originally posted by benny vader what kind of trap.

    you dig a hole and then cover it with branches and then put a wooly mammoth treat on top of the branches. the mammoth falls into the hole and is unlikely to be able to get out, and probably injures itself in the process. then you can just throw rocks at it's head or stab it with a sharpened stick until it dies. then you have meat for the whole winter.
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  6. Originally posted by BUY KENMORE OVENS What's your KENMORE story?

    Shoving you inside it like a jedi

    You prefer 375 or 450?
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  7. Originally posted by Lanny Because bitches line up for it, it aint need to do shit, dem bitches come to me. Being an beta is effortless.

    As a Bichon frise, the term "bitch" triggers me. We prefer the term dog womyn.
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  8. I'm gonna be straight up, I do lie a lot. It's just fun to me. I literally lie all the time, it's like creative writing to me. Someone will ask me a mundane, boring ass question and my brain instantly goes to "well I COULD just say 'fine' but I could also construct a story about how I saw a homeless guy hanging from the back of a bus, projectile pissing his way down the whole boulevard."

    Idk if that is an actual mental illness, but it very well could be. I love just fibbing. I never tell big or harmful lies. But I will lie about shit just for fun literally all the time. If someone says "have you ever played XYZ game?" and I haven't, my response is usually something like "yeah I refunded it in steam the day I bought it because I couldn't stand the load times. Should I buy it again? Is it worth the load screens?" The alternative is saying "no", and starting the conversation over and over until you find common ground, or get annoyed and stop. My reply turns it into a conversation. And then we have essentially the same conversation, but they're not trying to explain boring shit to me, like game mechanics I don't give a fuck about.

    This has been a pretty valuable skill in my professional life, funnily enough. It's amazing for networking, courting clients, appeasing customers, and so on. It's also great for picking up chicks. No matter who you are, I will almost always have common ground with you, or so it seems.
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 I'd stick him in the garbage press

    fyi I read this is an allusion to gay sex
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  10. So there's a guy at my work who is a fucking bro meme. I'm going to paraphrase some quotes here, but they're not far off.

    "Damn that's lit as fuck fam."

    "Oh yeah? Lit, lit."

    "Yeah bro I was lit as hell I'm like damn if I smell like weed just send me home hueahueahuea!"

    "Shit is pretty fucking lit"


    I swear to Jesus almighty this dude says 'lit' in every other sentence. All fucking day. I think he holds the record for the quickest I have ever disliked somebody. I generally try to avoid him when I'm at work but sometimes its impossible so I just tell him to do shit to get him away from me. If I could, I'd stick him in the garbage press.
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  11. Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Honestly, I've talked to Captain Falcon a good bit. He definitely lies and has admitted such to me on occasion, but I think the money thing is real. If it isn't, he sure went through A LOT of trouble to keep it up with me in private conversation.

    The biggest and most flagrant lies he tells are the ones to cover up the fact that he's actually a bichon frise.

    The truth is most often effortless.

    Actual selfie I just took:

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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Hey, look at that spectral, I guess it is possible to not take your usertitle on an internet forum too seriously after all.

    Who would have thought?
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel You shouldn't post so much personal info online.

    Maybe you should suck the shit off my dick after I ass fuck you.
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  14. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Usually I start the day with a bowl of cornflakes and that lactose free milk. Not because lactose upsets my stomach, just because it lasts WAY longer than the regular milk. Breakfast is very important.

    After that sometimes I have a Tim Hortons steeped tea with 2 cream and 1 sugar in the morning before work. Not lately though.

    At lunch time I usually eat leftovers from dinner the night before. I like simple meals like rice mixed with vegetables and some sort of meat. Usually once a week it's pizza.

    Then I come home and smoke some weed. Eat the same sort of dinner, usually drink 1 beer with dinner. Smoke more weed. Play video games for a couple hours, smoke more weed, go to sleep.
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  15. filtration African Astronaut
    This post has been edited by a bot I made to preserve my privacy.
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  17. RestStop Space Nigga
    That kid in the last gif looks like he's about to be molested by several men. I shouldn't laugh at that thought but I did. Shame on me.
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  18. I'm not going to say anything because I've been threatened by hydro into not saying the truth, and I don't feel like laughing at how crazy she is with the cops, but believe me, I've got shit to say. However, thanks to US law on libel, you can PM me ONCE for the low fee of 9.99 usd to hear more! That's right! Only 9.99 usd! Every fact can and will be backed by evidence in a court of law. Find out how you can expand your repertoire of secrets for only 9.99 usd! Hydro hates him! PM today!

    [The above is a joke and should be taken as such. Niggasin.space user 哈哈你看不懂中文 claims no responsibility for any PMs or money sent. Women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, should not PM 哈哈你看不懂中文 under any circumstances. Talk to your doctor today to find out if PM'ing 哈哈你看不懂中文 is right for you!]
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  19. Originally posted by Something Squirrel Hahahahaha oh I'm so sure that happened I bet the entire restaurant burst into song at dance at that knee slapper.

    Lol nah, one of them actually picked it up and set it on the table
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  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Totse2k looks a lot like mash
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