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  1. #41
    Originally posted by RisiR † Do your boxes say "schizzo faggot"?

    wow.. that so hurr funny
  2. #42
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Have you noticed something about traffic lately? LOL. No more easy green lights for you, buddy. I hope you like that stop and go.
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  3. #43
    Originally posted by RisiR † Have you noticed something about traffic lately? LOL. No more easy green lights for you, buddy. I hope you like that stop and go.

    Why, did you open lights up for me? is that what you're saying?

    or know the time for lights and shifting me on routes to hit red?
  4. #44
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You tell me.
  5. #45
    Originally posted by benny vader be a man and get some tall cans. those short canns are for girls.

    they were 16oz cans
  6. #46
    Originally posted by RisiR † Have you noticed something about traffic lately? LOL. No more easy green lights for you, buddy. I hope you like that stop and go.

    no actually I have been asleep all day
  7. #47
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Listen to this song when you wake up.

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  8. #48
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I like jager and if I would drink it i definitely wouldn't water it down that would suck

    nigger. that thing taste like syrup + mint + alcohol. you have nigger taste.


    but how much do you water down say whiskey? do you just ice cube it or what?

    simple math. if your liquor is 40abv, if you fill a glass half full of it and another half with water, you have diluted it by half. it should now be 20abv.

    i normally do 1/5 liquor to 4/5 water. sometimes 1/6, depending on mood.
  9. #49
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume You don'the live in the midwest

    if you live in a car then you don't have to live in the midwest either.



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  10. #50
    RestStop Space Nigga
    LOL. Nigga has a car but is whining about it. Yeah I just have this machine that can get me to literally any place on earth connected to a bridge /road but I refuse to do anything cool or productive with it instead I'll cry on an internet forum full of degenerates about how my life sucks.
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  11. #51
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if i was him i'd be sleeping in a car by some cali beach.



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  12. #52
    Originally posted by NARCassist if i was him i'd be sleeping in a car by some cali beach.



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    california beaches are trash
  13. #53
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume california beaches are trash

    False Narrative.

    I'm not going to be sleeping in my car in say the bad part of Long Beach but honestly, there is an entire coastline of virgin beaches to crash next to. Virgin because they're cleaned by the tides on a daily basis.
  14. #54
    the ones in san diego are nasty, overcrowded and depressing.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume the ones in san diego are nasty, overcrowded and depressing.

    Go North to Dana Point
  16. #56
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume the ones in san diego are nasty, overcrowded and depressing.

    So you've been to what? One tourist beach in California and decided they're all bad?

    Makes sense. This one time when I was in DC and there were a bunch of mosquitos. Ergo the entire east coast is a mosquito infested hell hole where it's dangerous to go outside because you could literally be exsanguinated in 10 minutes or less and all the people are probably vampires. Man, the east coast sure sucks balls.
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  17. #57
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume californin's are trash

    FTFY
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker FTFY



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker FTFY

    They truly are.
    Arrogant douchebags who think they're hot shit just because they're from California.
    Any bozo from there thinks they're special just because some tech companies happen to be located in their state.
    Californians are pathetic.
  19. #59
    Originally posted by Lanny So you've been to what? One tourist beach in California and decided they're all bad?

    Makes sense. This one time when I was in DC and there were a bunch of mosquitos. Ergo the entire east coast is a mosquito infested hell hole where it's dangerous to go outside because you could literally be exsanguinated in 10 minutes or less and all the people are probably vampires. Man, the east coast sure sucks balls.

    lollll fuckn murked
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Lanny So you've been to what? One tourist beach in California and decided they're all bad?

    Makes sense. This one time when I was in DC and there were a bunch of mosquitos. Ergo the entire east coast is a mosquito infested hell hole where it's dangerous to go outside because you could literally be exsanguinated in 10 minutes or less and all the people are probably vampires. Man, the east coast sure sucks balls.

    I went to more than one you dumb shit.

    Anyways california is trash.
    Los Angeles is the dirtiest most run down city I have been to.
    San Diego looks like Castleton Indiana only with even more handsome and well tanned individuals and higher taxes.

    Midwest is best
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