can anyone dance

1. 2017-12-01 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I tried to follow some youtube tutorials to learn how to dance to drum n bass and stuff for a couple hours and I was laughably bad at it. For as much confidence I have in my ability to extract information from paper and put it to use, or as good at hand eye coordination and things like ping pong I am, I FUCKING SUCK at moving my feet in the way that I want to. Like it's just very difficult. Obviously this avenue is ripe for the the exploitation of neural plasticity so I'm going to learn how to dance until I can at least gain control of my feet because it's actually kind of scary how bad I am at it.
2. 2017-12-01 at 4:59 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Mayberry Houston
   All about practice. Stick a vibrator up your ass and let it take you away.
3. 2017-12-01 at 5 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   dancing is for fucking dipshits.
4. 2017-12-01 at 5 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Mayberry All about practice. Stick a vibrator up your ass and let it take you away.

   
   how the fuck is that going to help my hand foot coordination you FUCKING MONG GO BACK TO EASTERN TENNESEE FUCKING RETARD
5. 2017-12-01 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   who the fucks learns how to dance
   
   "dance like no one is watching". nobody is watching, you narcissistic piece of shit.
   
   move your faggot body to the shitty fucking music. ask the person next to you to show you how to do that move they're doing if you're genuinely at a loss.
   
   faggot. cunt faggot.
6. 2017-12-01 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter who the fucks learns how to dance
   
   "dance like no one is watching". nobody is watching, you narcissistic piece of shit.
   
   move your faggot body to the shitty fucking music. ask the person next to you to show you how to do that move they're doing if you're genuinely at a loss.
   
   faggot. cunt faggot.

   
   it's better than whining about how you can't get girls on the internet for the past decade
7. 2017-12-01 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic it's better than whining about how you can't get girls on the internet for the past decade

   
   hoo hoo, you got me.
   
   greenplastic got me everyone.
8. 2017-12-01 at 5:09 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Mayberry All about practice. Stick a vibrator up your ass and let it take you away.

   
   a cattle prod if you wanted break dance.
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9. 2017-12-01 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter hoo hoo, you got me.
   
   greenplastic got me everyone.

   
   no, you got yourself you dumb fuck, i didn't even have to try
   
   i'm sick and tired of your self pity and not listening to anyone and shit. you deserve the life that you created for yourself you piece of shit. you don't want to get better, you just want to fucking complain and have someone validate your shitty fucked up view of reality that you have created because you're too weak to deal with basic things
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10. 2017-12-01 at 5:34 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    well well.
11. 2017-12-01 at 6:06 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic no, you got yourself you dumb fuck, i didn't even have to try
    
    i'm sick and tired of your self pity and not listening to anyone and shit. you deserve the life that you created for yourself you piece of shit. you don't want to get better, you just want to fucking complain and have someone validate your shitty fucked up view of reality that you have created because you're too weak to deal with basic things

    
    Would thank if scron didn't fuck everything up for new accts.
    
    On topic, I taught myself to moonwalk. I can do some salsa stuff because mexican = parties. That's about it. It's pretty easy once you stop thinking about it.
12. 2017-12-01 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #12
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    left hand moov it like ur swimming
13. 2017-12-01 at 8 PM UTC

    #13
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文 Would thank if scron didn't fuck everything up for new accts.
    
    On topic, I taught myself to moonwalk. I can do some salsa stuff because mexican = parties. That's about it. It's pretty easy once you stop thinking about it.

    
    Back in highscool, I used to have a group of friends who were considerate dancers.
    
    What's that type of dancing....jerking
    
    They tried to teach me how to jerk but I found it quite hard
14. 2017-12-01 at 8:08 PM UTC

    #14
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by greenplastic I tried to follow some youtube tutorials to learn how to dance to drum n bass and stuff for a couple hours and I was laughably bad at it. For as much confidence I have in my ability to extract information from paper and put it to use, or as good at hand eye coordination and things like ping pong I am, I FUCKING SUCK at moving my feet in the way that I want to. Like it's just very difficult. Obviously this avenue is ripe for the the exploitation of neural plasticity so I'm going to learn how to dance until I can at least gain control of my feet because it's actually kind of scary how bad I am at it.

    
    I can I actually made a fred awhile back about dancing and using youtube vids. that "nurse" i used to go on about earlier in the year, her and I would drink and dance to swing music, its a lot harder than it looks. I suck at it but its fun.
    
    i tried to dance at the dj shadow show but i was fucked i probably just was spazzing out but then so was everyone else