I once sent a fb message something to the effect of "I wanna fuck it, like we was in Nantucket" followed by her never speaking to me again.
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stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
Originally posted by greenplastic
Wtf is a merc
Not a bad idea but my mom doesn’t live close enough for me to make that drive fucked up.
Drive there, sit in the drive way chuggin bourbon and revving the engine, THEN do it.
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Originally posted by Something Squirrel
Who spams?
LSD, Mash, those types of people are the real spammers.
ZANICK to an extent
ACP, while not normally a spammer, made a bunch of alts and spammed Zanick's dick everywhere. He was banned for it, as were all of his alts. For some reason that has angered speccy.
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I have piercings, like to hula hoop, and have been strong enough to handle you fools for a good 4 or 5 months now. I think I deserve it. :)
Also - does it bother people enough that I go by Mal for me to create a new account? I might be the only Mal if Malice really catches that bus but... Are regs closed?
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Originally posted by mmQ
Grams. Just stop
Benny is your grandma?
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by -mal-
Remind me, who is she, and where is she?
I just keep thinking of Karen from the good place.
Gaze within yourself at the seat of passion, justice, and beauty. Examine it honestly. Nurture it. Let it feel loved, and allow it love others freely without violence or protest. You will come to a place of boundless joy and warmth. Ask for the name of the one who delivered you unto salvation: thy name shall be Karen.
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2018-04-20 at 9:59 PM UTC
in
had my picts taken recently
this is how i imagine you
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2018-04-20 at 7:11 PM UTC
in
Eating meat exclusively
Wait you did that on porpoise didn’t you
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You have the best voice on the website though lol
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by mmQ
For the record I'd like you, Zanick, to clarify how you reacted by choosing one or any combination of these reaction gifs that I have kindly provided to make this process easy.
First I felt like this:
But then I figured I'd better apologize and went like this:
I think I overshot though, and came across a little more like this:
... so I toned it down and just acted classy:
I ended on a cooler note and I think I ultimately recovered:
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No but becoming rich makes a person jedi
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The Internet needs an entire website dedicated to Bill Krozby. When you log into it, you would get that laugh as a greeting.
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Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by gumbo
2014 I hitchhiked into conception
2015 baby born, husband holds baby by neck, is kicked out
2016 monogamous relationship starts. Ends. Hydro sends letter signed in blood and cries a lot
2017 any hope of civility completely demolished after death threats. Poc relationship starts, ends. 1337 relationship starts like September or something. Hydro gets pregnant again.
2018 Marriage, further degeneracy.
2019 post predictions below
You left out the parts where she convinced you the baby was yours in 2014 and despite everyone around you telling you otherwise, you believe it and become LORDLY with your SAGE advice on life and philosophy. NO ONE can understand the PLANE of EXISTENCE and UNDERSTANDING you now held because you're soon a father to be....
...only to find out that shit was never yours at all! Ahahhahahah! AND YOU WROTE THAT SHITTY E-BOOK THAT YOU TRIED TO ERASE!!!
AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaha!
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This one time in highschool, I was really early to zoo-ology class, or maybe I walked over from one classroom that was connected to a zoo-ology classroom, anyways... there was a plastic bag full of crickets taped/stuck to the dry erase board all staying perfectly still... wondering if they were alive, I gently tapped the bag...they started moving...they were alive.
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you should try it the baristas pee in your mouth there
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So if somebodys in a stall ripping some farts (and 2 or more other people are having a conversation elsewhere in the restroom) there is no awkwardness. Nobody should be scared to go potty.
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Well there was this one time where me and this chick we downtown and I was going back to my car and some whore sitting at a table outside a bar just randomly shouted at me “your fucking ballz are hanging out!!!!”
I did look down just to check if my fly was open, it wasn’t. I just said back to her “you wish you could see deez nuts, slut.” Then I told her friend sitting next to her “hey you should put a muzzle on your bitch” and kept walking.
That’s like the only time I insulted a woman that was a stranger
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Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
What's crazy is that people have had this conversation throughout deep time again...and again...and again...and then died lol
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Originally posted by Fox Paws
Pretty sure she said $50 an hour yeah. Like she posted that once
I meant a quote for the whole site, provided that she offers group discounts. You know, to account for the cost of the bus.
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Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
yea it's weird. we're in the present at the forefront of existence. inheriting all the progress of better men. and what do we do? shitpost.
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