2018-07-15 at 7:28 PM UTC
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FONAPLATS - HOT N' HEAVY
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
{EDITED}
New video host since FONAPLATS reported the original on YouTube:
https://streamable.com/nbtaw
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2018-07-14 at 9:52 PM UTC
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ABC order -- names of items
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Fallopian tubes stapled shut soaking in vinegar
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
send him so much money that paypal suspends his account to validate transactions
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2018-07-14 at 3:02 AM UTC
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Share drunk stories
A long time ago I was out with some of my friends or so I thought and I drank quite a bit of liquor. We ended up going back to somebody's house and started smoking some weed. I took one hit and about five minutes later I felt very strange. I opened the front door and I stepped outside for a moment and that's the last thing I remember. Apparently I passed out and I fell down a flight of stairs. I woke up the next day in my house with bruising from the top of my head to my toes. I seriously can't believe that I'm alive the fall was pretty bad.
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2018-07-12 at 5:41 PM UTC
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If I were a crab...
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by ohfralala
Blame it on Lanny, Aldra. I donโt wanna hear it!
g i r t h c a n a l
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2018-07-12 at 5:30 PM UTC
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If I were a crab...
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by ohfralala
I hope you die of boredom Lanny.
I just blacklisted your avatar
do not want
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got my recipe from an old 4chan post
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
*types "world's longest penis" into Google*
Jonah Adam Falcon appears, with a flag-pole-waving reach of an incredible 13.5".
Please take down my PI
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2018-07-11 at 8:24 PM UTC
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Framing a Friend For Fun
So hypothetically, a person could get an oz of coke and several grams of heroin, bag it all up in small bags, place it all in a little travel bag, along with a scale, and a stolen gun.
A person could take a picture of their friend and plqce it on a fake id, and have the name on the fake id match a prepaid debit card that was taken taken out using stole PI. This could also be placed in the travel bag along with some stolen mail.
This travel bag would be placed in the friends vehicle secretly the night before the friend drivesto work. Stolen license plates would be place on the friends vehicle.
Then, as the friend leaves for work, call the police and report his vehicle as cutting threw lanes and flashing a gun. Using multiple burner phones will have the police on him/her fast.
Imagine the charges and the look on his face.
Distribution of Cocaine
Distribution of Heroin
Possession of a stolen gun
Identity Theft
Possession of a forged instrument
Mail Theft
Possession of stole. plates
lol
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2018-07-11 at 2:31 PM UTC
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What size r u guys
Originally posted by mmQ
Wonky how like googly eye nipples? Are they bigger than your flashing days?
A little bigger. It's still flashing days btw, I just have a bf who wouldn't approve. Wonky as in... conical with huge nipples. They're like permanently pubescent or something.
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Why don't you have a ๐บover โ๏ธ .
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Originally posted by cupocheer
And you know that, how, Lanny? Hmmmm? Pray tell!
Because he hunts emoji pedophiles
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Originally posted by cupocheer
Is anyone else feeling an erotic warmness when observing the brightly colored emoji pics?
The oldest codepoints in the emoticon code block are about 14 years old, with the average age of "emojis" being significantly less.
In other words you're a pedophile! Fucking pervert.
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2018-07-10 at 9:30 PM UTC
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I tink I really fucked up
Originally posted by mmQ
You don't exist where I'm from does that mean you don't exist??? :( what's happening??????
I... i...
*Disintegrates*
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2018-07-10 at 1:43 AM UTC
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I tink I really fucked up
There cars coming and going in the driveway into this unit. and I just happened to notice a mini roll up and 8 clowns got out of it. and walked off down the street and jumped on the 53 bus to North Berkeley or even farther.
but I saw someone moving around in the back, I looked into my binochulars and saw what clearly looked like someone with binochulars staring back at me.
I walked over to the clown car and noticed it was a child. left in the back. it's like 85 degrees out but I figured it must be 120 with all the windows rolled up and it was tinted windows.
I smashed the window and a clown alarm went off. people were looking out their windows.. in the back was a midget and not a child. but it was a rubber sex midget with a french goatee done with a sharpee on its face. and binochulars were actually just the wide eyes and giant O shaped mouth.
it's still making a honking sound. like a clowns bike horn. HONK HONK HONK.
how much do you think I can get for this used doll on eBay?
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2018-07-09 at 9:59 PM UTC
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jedis = bad news
Israel is America's only ally in the middle east, and greatest ally in a general sense. The jedi people have been instrumental in the progressive reformation of American culture. Without G-d's chosen people, you would be even more of a social pariah due to your obvious mental illnesses. I don't understand how a person can hate the jedi people when they have used their superior IQs to do so much for the rest of us.
How racist do you have to be to think most nobel prize winners are subhuman? How dense do you have to be to not see the irony in advocating genocide by saying there'd be no war or violence if THEY weren't alive? You'd be alive and just as shitty as you've ever been, and jedis wouldn't be there to keep your unhinged, white cuckold rage under their control. ๐
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2018-07-09 at 5:34 PM UTC
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@ all females
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2018-07-09 at 2:55 PM UTC
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How ugly is EllariaSand?
Originally posted by EllariaSand
Yet here you are doing the same ๐
Checkmate
Rofl yeaaaah
I'm on here arguing 24/7 of the same shit for months
Look at ur guys post history
fuuuuckkk
Defense fail. Ur not as witty as u think hunbun
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SG and HB contain like 3x the number of posts than every other board combined. HB is the 3rd most active board on your site after SG and BLTC. Just embrace it, Lanny. ๐
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Originally posted by Lanny
Well no, that's the point, HB threads aren't trash threads. I mean at least not in the technical sense. I think it's reasonable to have something with lower quality control on an opt-in basis than to say "anything of any level of quality gets mixed in latest threads by default". Knowing latest threads one of the most heavily trafficked threads on the site I either have to say "well, random nonsense belongs here" or "random nonsense threads don't belong anywhere on the site" and neither is very good.
I get that but like... there are going to be users who you tolerate but who aren't productive for this site's image/who new users wouldn't like. If you added a block feature you probably wouldn't put those users on block by default. Same kinda concept. Either they belong on the site and people can choose who/what they don't like seeing, or they don't belong on the site at all. I really do get it though.
At the same time, like... NIS isn't gonna be the next reddit. The kind of people who are going to stick around on a site like this are probably going to stick around regardless of whether they're seeing HB content or not, and I don't think the ones who
are willing to stay here would be staying in spite of HB either. I don't know. I'm not an expert. You are. But NIS probably has bigger image problems than HB. I really can understand the justification, but you're running a shitposting site that gets some decent content, not a decent content site that gets some shitposting. Y'know?
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