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-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by S6x
because otter otters need to steal thar own
Sounds shellfish.
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Sliding hotdogs down hall ways do be fly tho!
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2018-07-20 at 9:28 PM UTC
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*spreads arms*
Wide O’ pon !
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2018-07-20 at 7:47 PM UTC
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What do you steal from work?
I'm normally not an advocate of stealing. I don't like to steal from stores or other people, but for some reason this doesn't apply as much to wherever I'm working at.
I still "steal" gas from my dad because he writes it off as a farm expenditure on his taxes anyway. I don't really have a good justification for this one. I should stop doing this.
When I worked at a grocery store in high school and college I would only "steal" outdated milk and egg nog, as well as ice cream, Dippin Dotz, and other frozen food that looked tasty to me (I worked in the dairy cooler/freezer by myself most days). Sometimes they would leave cold liquor for customer sampling in the cooler. I play chug, chug, stop before I smell and feel drunk.
At the ice cream factory I didn't have to steal anything because all the ice cream was free, although we dumped thousands of Bomb Pops on the floor every day and sometimes if we were hungry we'd pick up one that had only touched other Bomb Pops and not the floor. Floor food good food.
Here at the old folks' home, I used to steal alcohol swabs and sometimes TB test rigs if I was desperate. Nowadays I just steal cookies, packaged food, and supplement shakes if I forgot to bring a lunch that day. Sometimes I get biofreeze or a bottle of ibuprofen when we clean medcarts.
I don't actually take as much as I thought, but I'm sure someone here does. Tell me what you help yourself to.
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was just in town and went to buy a coke coz i was thirsty. anyway they were selling pasties and shit which looked pretty nice. they had it were they were all out in a hot cabinet and you put one into a paper bag and go pay for it. so i put one in a bag, went round the shelf and slipped it in my waistband coz its hot and all i was wearing was jeans and a tee, so nowhere else to conceal it. so i goes picks up a coke and went to pay for the coke but this pasty is starting to feel a bit too hot around my belt. so i was using my hand to try and hold it away from my skin a bit so it wouldn't get so hot while i waited to pay. next thing i know my finger went straight through the paper bag and the pasty and its all falling apart and starting to burn my nuts. so i ducked back round the shelf putting the coke down on the side to go sort it out where they wouldn't see that i'd just tried to steal one of their pasties. and its all starting to fall down my leg now. and the filling is hot as fuck. so i try to let it all fall down the leg of my jeans but these tight jeans these days, it got half way down my calf and all got stuck there. and now its burning my leg to fuck so i've just squished it down and out the bottom of my jeans and just left it on the floor. hopefully they'll think somebody just dropped a pasty on the floor and it got trod on or summing. anyway so now i thought i'll just buy this coke and get the fuck out. but as i'm going back to where the coke was i'm thinking where did i put that £10 note, and i'm checking all my pockets just as i hear a guy at the cashier saing 'somebody just left this bottle of coke and ten pound note on the side', so i quickly called it as mine, paid for the coke and got the fuck out. i had to go and get some envelopes and copier paper so i was rushing to get them so i could get home to check my leg coz it was burning like fuck now. anyway i got home, ripped my clothes off and got in the shower. there is a huge blister bigger than a tennis ball on my calf and its sore as hell now.
moral of the story is don't go putting hot pasties in your waistband to chore them kids.
i've got hot pasties like that tons of times and never had anything like that happen tho. that was one seriously fucking hot pasty man.
i'll take some pics, you guys gotta see this.
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2018-07-20 at 12:33 PM UTC
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"The jedi cries out as he strikes you"
-Polish proverb
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I don't think anything w kids is humorous or funny. Maybe if u don't have them, u don't get it but it's unnecessary.
We can talk shit all day long, just leave my baby out.
Again I didn’t bring up your kid.
But.
I have a friend who froze her eggs and then got inseminated. Her baby is a bit slow and she always says she’s freezer burnt. It’s funny because it’s a joke. Maybe if you stopped being such an alcoholic looney bitch and tried to find humor in things you’d be less upset right now.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
I was with my daughters father for 13 years. I could be with him rn If I chose to. Facts.
🤣😂🤣🤗😁🙄🙄😀😧😧😩😱😱🤕🤒😷🙃😋😋😖😒😤😤☺🤔🤔🤔🤔
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What's wrong with happy meals Joe boy
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OP: 'Hey doctor, I was thinking of going online to ask why my buttho.."
Doctor: Let me stop you right there. First Wipe, then dab.
OP: So going online and aski
Doctor: First wipe.. then dab.
OP: so you're
Doctor: Wipe.. then dab.
OP: Thank you Doctor.
Doctor: Get the fuck out of my office.
Remember Kids
"first wipe.. then dab."
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tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
"This is a pic of me hitting u with a frying pan.
And remember this one of me throwing hot tea at your face??"
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2018-07-18 at 6:41 PM UTC
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birds that pep their heads
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Eeggity Scrag!!
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2018-07-18 at 6:38 PM UTC
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birds that pep their heads
birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒ
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2018-07-18 at 8:12 AM UTC
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[Serious] Pedosexuality
There are 15 topics going on in this thread at the same but I'm sure we can all agree that joerell is an idiot.
PS: I want "[Serious] Pedosexuality" to be the most popular thread on the website, lol.
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2018-07-18 at 7:37 AM UTC
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[Serious] Pedosexuality
Originally posted by Manonfire
Girl u dont need to defend urself to Joe
He will keep blowing the same recycled bullshit over and over like his opinion is The only right one
He fails at arguments so he turns into a parrot and repeats
Ur are beautiful imho
Joe hasnt had a women half as attractive as I believe u are
i'm calling him jokerell from now on. the thing that's funny about him, pretty much every user on these totse rebirth sites are very much media bullshit aware. that is we're fully aware of the western media and their manipulation techniques and constant stream of bullshit. we are all very cynical when it comes to reuters, news corp and all the other control freak organizations that spew out their highly edited bullshit opinions and present them as facts to the dummy masses. we're even aware that the supposedly more so called 'impartial' news outlets like RT and al jazeera even report biased towards their own personal agendas. so its pretty fucking funny when we get some clueless fucktard who lives on a self-imposed force fed diet of cnn, bbc and fox news coming here spouting those propaganda box tv dinner opinions practically word for word. i wouldn't be surprised if you sent the duck out with half his posts you'd find he'd literally copy-pasta'd them straight off their websites.
i mean i really don't get what nutjobs like jokerell hope to achieve coming to a site like this with that shite. i mean we've heard it all before so many times but we all became impervious to it over a decade ago at least. and its not like jokerell is even the first of his kind. we've had many come and go over the years and we'll likely see many more. but they all have one thing in common, they all go.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Technically that would be dichromatic, but what do I know about colors anyway; I'm just a Bay Area software engineer in the finance industry who likes to write romance poetry under two layers of pseudonym on a form I wrote.
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2018-07-16 at 11:37 AM UTC
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aldra's girlfriend is an Aborigine, lol.
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2018-07-16 at 7:08 AM UTC
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[Serious] Pedosexuality
Originally posted by Sophie
If you think pedophilia and sociopathy have anything to do with each other your understanding of human psychology is laughable.
To be fair, when people think of pedophiles they think of people who have been caught for raping/molesting children. I mean if they haven't been caught molesting children, you don't know they're a pedophile... right? This association between sociopathy and pedophilia is understandable. Almost forgivable, even. It's also the reason why studies on pedophiles are notoriously unreliable - you can't get a full picture of what the average pedophile looks like if most/all of your sample group are people who have been arrested for acting on their pedophilic urges. The image of the average pedophile in people's minds as a result is that of a person generally inclined to criminality.
It'd be like doing a study on "the psychology of killers" and only sampling murderers in jail, not people who have killed in self-defense or in war. And of course, in the same way, most people associate "killer" with "people who have been found guilty of murder" not "people who killed others". Not that that's a perfect analogy of course, "killers" have actually killed. Pedophiles haven't necessarily molested.
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