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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Why don't you have a πŸ’Ίover β†˜οΈ .
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  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain Hey man, it's better to come to that realization sooner rather than later. I hope you have some cash saved up though, if not then be diligent for a couple more months and build up some savings, even if they are off the books.

    That's the problem with building up on something illegal, you can lose it all on a dime, one set of loose lips, one lazy break from your best practices.

    Not as much as Id like, but i could live off of it for 18 months or so, barring any bullshit. But i had to go ham to do it. All these years I thought I was really in the game. I had NO fucking clue what I was doing. If id been doing it this way years ago, Id be a millionaire right now, hands down. But Id like to parlay my skillset into something a bit more mainstream.
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  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Is it true that you came here to have πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ with a young πŸ‘§?
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Don't bother trying to deny it, we have the πŸ’¬πŸ’ΎπŸ’ΎπŸ’Ύ
  5. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist well the first rule to being successful selling bash is to closely guard your recipe and don't tell any fucking idiots because its only costing about Β£40 to make a kilo and it then sells for 10 times that. you especially mustn't tell those types of little idiots who literally live for telling all their other little dimlo pals anything they can to show them how big/clever/grown up/cool/gangsta they are. because those sorts of idiots will mostly think 'oh that's so cool i'm gonna do that too' and then not only do they start doing it, but they show off to all their divvy little pals about it too. and then they start doing it and they also go telling all their divvy little mates too. and they start doing it and telling all their muggy little pals too. before you know it you got idiots everywhere making the stuff and there's so much around that you're lucky if you can make even a 10% mark up on the stuff. so obviously i can't tell you how to make it sploo, ya get me fam?



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    shut up faggot i could just use sugar or baking soda. im totally gonna harm your business on the other side of the planet you invalid paint huffer with fetal alcohol syndrome
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by DietPiano Have you played the new demo, Sophie?

    I have not. Didn't even know there was a new demo out. Also with regards to your tar post above this one. Opiate hallucinations are the most bizarre of any drug i have ever experienced. I don't get them often but when i do i feel as if i am in some fugue state between dreaming and being awake. Scenarios play out in my minds eye and i cannot differentiate them from reality for a moment. When i do, the hallucination changes. They feel delirious in nature.

    Very odd. Disturbing at times, but very odd indeed.

    DrugNerd mode activated for the rest of the post.

    I think these weird hallucinations and shit is what you get when you have too high of a tolerance to be knocked out by X amount of opiate Y by agonism at the micro opioid receptors, but have enough opiates in you so that you start noticing the effects of agonism at the kappa and delta receptor sites.
  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    tfw when you think mixing baby laxative and crushed up tylenol pm together is marketing genius
  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Lanny Is it true that you came here to have πŸ†πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ with a young πŸ‘§?

    Fruit juice

    Eggplant splash

    Plant spit

    ???
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER Its amazing how stupid some of these dealers are that they dont know lactose/mannitol/diphenhhydramine/etc. I mean fuck- get creative. I cant imagine PAYING someone to make my cut.

    its not just that, with heroin bash its the dying process to get the color right. it takes over a week of mixing the powder up with the dye, then about 12 hours to dry it out. it only gets slightly tinted every time and takes around eight times to get it the same color of your average heroin. so really its like 8 days worth of work on a kilo of bash. i mean its easy enough tho, most of its just keeping an eye on it while its drying in the oven, its just time tho.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla shut up faggot i could just use sugar or baking soda. im totally gonna harm your business on the other side of the planet you invalid paint huffer with fetal alcohol syndrome

    lol amateur



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  11. joerell African Astronaut [twine our circinate supersymmetry]
    Druggies arguing...classic.
  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla tfw when you think mixing baby laxative and crushed up tylenol pm together is marketing genius

    lol amateur



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by joerell Druggies arguing…classic.

    are you saying non druggies don't ever argue or summing?



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  14. Originally posted by NARCassist lol amateur

    Yeah, noob forgot to include rat poison
  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Yeah, noob forgot to include rat poison

    lol amateur



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  16. Originally posted by NARCassist lol amateur



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    Yeah, noob forgot to include dried rhino cum powder
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Yeah, noob forgot to include dried rhino cum powder

    now you're learning, d'you wanna job?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    got my recipe from an old 4chan post





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  19. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist got my recipe from an old 4chan post





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    Perfect
  20. Rivotril Houston
    I'm fucked because I forgot to take quetiapine for 1 day.

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