gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Crystals
in the butt are the way to go.
Seriously though, if you haven't tried administering
any drug (not necessarily methamphetamine - opiates, for example, can be great intra-rectally), you haven't lived.
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2019-01-08 at 5:03 PM UTC
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This one or that one NOT both
itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Mini golf because every time I've bowled the ball goes behind me rather than toward the pins lol
Standard *shrug*
Bagel or English muffin
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Oh my gad. Idiots.
Eh, it was more of a sloppy drunk "Imma clean my loaded gun on cam" kind of affair.
Was Viper his handle? I forget, if so, that's an interesting coincidence, remember Amanda Todd? The girl that drank bleach and became an hero? Apparently her sextortionist's handle was Viper as well.
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2019-01-07 at 6:49 PM UTC
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Kevin spacey lol
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
can i get your mom email address?
.
You can't just ask for somebody's moms email address, how fucking rude.
And I bet you'd only want it to rape her anyway.
Ask for his dads email address like a normal person would do.
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So my mom was going through her normal shtick and I just started crying and told her to stfu because my brain is broken. That'll teach you to ask me to do things. She got all preachy when I admitted that I smoked weed to clean the kitchen. But half the time I don't even have the energy to get up out of bed or bathe myself. It's not my imagination. Idk what is is, but something, chemically/hormonally/whatever...just isn't right. And I get the other side of it, but having someone telling you to just suck it up and stop being sad is just infuriating. In a way I'm glad for what I've gone through, because I get a different perspective. Before drugs, I thought that addiction was just a matter of choice. But it's a lot more intricate than just choosing to keep destroying yourself. She was talking about my grandma and her dementia, and she was almost angry at her, saying "she didn't want to have to deal with the fact that her husband had a stroke and was permanently disabled, so she decided to go hide away in a corner of her mind- there's nothing PHYSICALLY wrong with her." And I'm just thinking, you think someone just makes the conscious decision to lose their mind? There's a reason why the human brain does strange things to cope with trauma. It's because it can't deal with it rationally at the moment. She didnt just make a decision to shirk all responsibility and tuck herself away for a brain vacation. She saw the healthy, brilliant man she loved and came to rely on for 30+ years, reduced to a slack jawed, diaper wearing infant....and it scared the shit out of her and she didn't know how to deal with it. She didn't make a choice.I don't know how else to explain it to my mom.
Anyway. I guess I just forget how incredibly fucked up I am. If this weren't a gradual change over the course of years, like if someone just woke up feeling the way I do on a daily basis, they'd be so alarmed they'd go to an ER immediately. I suppose in neglecting medical intervention, I'm really not much better than the Christian Scientists I laughed at as a teenager. But everything seems like to much to deal with, and as with everything else in my life,I feel like if I ignore things for long enough, they'll resolve themselves without me having to DO anything. It's frightening to imagine an entire life where you have no choice and nothing changes, but it's so easy to make that choice every morning, and in no time at all, twenty years have passed.
Idk. Idk.
Anyway. Carry on.
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Sometimes i wish it was the 1920's, and since it'd be the great depression anyway, i'd have nothing to do but smoke opium in Chinatown and listen to Swing Jazz in the speakeasy.
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2019-01-06 at 1:06 AM UTC
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I just left Houston
Compton, we have a problem
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol u just like cocks in your face hahahahaha
I like your daughter's corpse in my face.
Bazinga
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Originally posted by mmQ
F. Hide the stack of boxes of pizza they've delivered you before so they don't see them.
I can relate to this one.
Originally posted by mmQ
G. Let the dude into your place
H. Make him upset like a bad bag of weed
This reminds me of this time I was at a friends place (in downtown Vancouver) and we were all drinking on a Friday night, and the next morning, we started drinking again to kinda deal with the hangover and so on (pretty standard practice back in the day), and then my friends would pull the bong out.
One time, a plumber or cable guy or something came by, and he was working on fixing...
something... I can't even remember specifically what it was.
And we're shotgunning beers and passing a bong around right next to him.
It just felt a wee bit strange, but of course at the time we didn't give a fuck how it looked.
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2019-01-05 at 4:35 AM UTC
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Later
I'm surprised Malice didn't have a handgun. Seems like the kind of thing he would've been into. I'm sure he would've probabky have been borderline too nervous to go to a gub shop though, and perhaos rightfully so.
Gun shop owners honestly need a certain level of discretion in regards to what personalities they'll sell to.
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2019-01-05 at 4:10 AM UTC
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Later
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
29th faggot.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Is a disease the same thing as an infection? I'm REALLY stupid, you see. When I think of infection I think ofnlikex you have to get a wound and then it might become INFECTED, but you don't just get the INFECTION.
But of course i mean if you get a THING in general I guess it's like your infected by it, so maybe everything is an infection.
Well, the whole idea I guess is that the "holes" that our sex organs possess are really points of vulnerability to attack - much like that hole in the
death star from the original
Star Wars trilogy. If either party involved in the sex act is a host, then they are essentially depositing their fluids into a "natural wound" inside the other person.
So it's still the exact same concept, just different vector of attack, basically.
Originally posted by mmQ
But then what's an affection? a sexually transmitted affection what is that? I want one of those.
Now although a
sexually transmitted affection might be desirable, you kind of risk putting the cart before the horse...? I say that with an upward
inflection, because it isn't always the case (although you might want to try to go for the affection before the sex - but your mileage may vary); but I also say it with an upward
erection (because it's hot).
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gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
25th faggot.
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Originally posted by mmQ
What's an STI?
It's funny you bring that question up, because I found myself asking the exact same thing to someone before...
Apparently, although this may be a regionally-specific phenomenon -
Sexually Transmitted Infection is considered less positive/shameful/optimistic than
Sexually Transmitted Disease, and is thus used more commonly.
I grew up calling them STD's, but found a lot of people referring to them as STI's, and it gradually just stuck with me (much like the herpes, gonorrhea, and hepatitis C I contracted over the years*).
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by Lanny
To summarize: I take issue with claims like "what is right(moral facts) is a matter of opinion" which you seem to champion here. This is a misunderstanding of what is meant by "right" or "moral facts". You can understand what is meant by the term without holding there are any true moral facts. By analogy, somebody might say "facts about phlogiston are a matter of opinion" and this would be a similar misunderstanding. Presumably we agree that there is no true positive fact as to the color of phlogiston, since it doesn't exist, but we can pretty easily say there is a truth value to statements like "phlogiston is green" or "phlogiston exists".
I don't ask that you agree that any particular moral fact is true, but there is no point trying to justify a particular moral fact (i.e. that we that shouldn't eat meat) if you refuse to acknowledge what the term "moral fact" signifies in any such justification.
I don't agree with labelling moral conclusions as "moral facts". I don't agree with labelling both true or false statements as "fact"; rather, a fact is true or it is not a fact at all. If Ubik does not exist it doesn't make sense to label the statement "Ubik is red" as a fact. Rather the statement "Ubik is red" is an expression of how the speaker imagines Ubik. It is their imagination, their opinion.
Statements like "X is immoral" are also not facts. The statement "X is immoral" may be consistent with the speakers moral framework, or not, but as long as morality is just something people imagine it has nothing to do with facts.
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Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I don't have to wonder. My mother's sexual fluids have been bottled and sold as perfume under a major brand name for decades. Every woman I've been with has worn it at my insistence without really understanding why.
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2019-01-01 at 10:47 PM UTC
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take one last glance
Mom's dildo spotted beside the dreamcast.
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Life is total bullshit.
you project all your problems on money
i guarantee you if you won a million dollars today you'd still be depressed. probably even moreso
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I Just Laughed Out Loud
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