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2019-01-15 at 7:42 PM UTC in Don't tell em thanks every post from Candy Rein... while Candy Rain thanks every post from gadzooks, etc.Awww, how sweet, it's the Mutual Admiration Society in one big virtual circle jerk... its just another way for all you sycophants & automatons to show your un wavering loyalty and support to each other... content really doesn't matter. π΄π€
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2019-01-15 at 3:20 PM UTC in Risir and CandyRein have not been posting much lately...Thank you Babby!!ππ£β€οΈπThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-15 at 2:43 PM UTC in Risir and CandyRein have not been posting much lately...
Originally posted by WellHung You're the one so sad n pathetic ….you're dating a dude in Germany…lololol
That alone right there tells us you look nothing like the woman in that profile picture…
I look just like my picture because itβs me douche..
Get a life
Get a woman
Get out motel 6
Find peace
ByeeeπThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-14 at 9:37 PM UTC in Pisses in The Basementa lot of peopole don't know that 420 friendly is a metaphor not that i know what that word means. Just like how cats have 9 lives, humans are thought to have 420 significant acts of kindness in them. once these are gone, a person becomes hollow and is considered 420 friendly now post this in 5 other threads or you will become 420 friendly too!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-14 at 8:53 PM UTC in Coaching a DEVOUT Christian sports teamWhole team dies in bus accidentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-14 at 6:44 PM UTC in Check out my big brown sausgageThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-13 at 10:40 PM UTC in PANNY is breaking beer bottles and throwing his kitty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-09 at 7:11 PM UTC in I live in motels and manage a restaurant at the age of 41...Not any more of a pathetic loser than you already wereπThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-09 at 8:13 AM UTC in Wikipedia Day!Sometimes being a dork and a stoner ... the two words collide
And you find yourself looking up your name and finding out youβre a Buddha to people
At least your name π
Thank you Wikipedia ππ½ββοΈπThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-09 at 7:49 AM UTC in Humboldt tragedy......I wish more diedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-09 at 7:13 AM UTC in Did someone do a black ritual and summon more date hoteliers?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-01-09 at 6:11 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI was a half hour late to an interview today, so I so said fuck it and just ate Chipotle for the first time instead, since I was still in the US Bank towers.
Sloppy steak salad with pico and queso and other tex-mex shit was good as fuck.
It tasted very similar to Qdoba, and i forgot the difference between the two restaurants.
My ex girlfriend used to work there so we ate there sometimes, but I was too xnxd too remember.
God I fucking hate her.
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2019-01-09 at 5:52 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
Originally posted by SpaceCakes He was probably a bit putoffish in his youth but I bet women found him attractive.
He was a cute child. as a baby he could of been in baby commercials he was adorably cute.
what makes a person like this turn the ways he did? Some say because his brother died when they were very young. He changed and became very inverted according to his mother.
Hitler was an INFJ personality, which happens to be mine as well.
It is the rarest type. We absorb other people's emotions whether we like it or not, and it is exhausting. When things go sour with people we often don't give second chances. You're done. It's known as the INFJ Doorslam. Also see:INFJ Death Stare.
Sometimes we lash out in extreme anger when we lose control of ourselves by percieving a (true or untrue) threat from our environment, because we can't not feel the threat.
We are the most emotionally perceptive type, and are inherently the best people readers. As in, we see right them BECAUSE we use our introverted intuition to reaxh a conclusion on the other person's motives, message, and emotional state by mandatorially absorbing and feeling their emotions ourselves.
Hitler, as with all INFJ'S, was extremely empathetic, as we process emotional information before systemic information. Empathetic does not mean nice or mean, nor good or bad. It means feeling others' feelings as if they were your own.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-09 at 4:57 AM UTC in πYeah I can't take any of this shit right now.
I'm hitting the liquor store... maybe even the bar.
I usually get laid when I hit up the bar.
Whoever I meet (if anyone) will never replace my One True Love mentioned above.
But liquor and casual sex can be a pretty effective distraction.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-09 at 2:59 AM UTC in A Love Letter for Deaf Ears; Drenched in Salty Lonely TearsDear A*****,
I know that I almost certainly will never see you again in person. Or maybe I will, we don't live that far apart. For what it's worth, though, despite how brief our dalliance, on some level, I am being completely real when I say that I love you. I have to say it here, in the form of a (somewhat) secret admirer's letter, because, despite my impulsive, and at times utterly irrational, romantic streak, I am still a realist.
I think about you at least once a day. So many things, people, songs, fleeting moments; they all remind me of you. I don't care if my fellow space niggas see me as some kind of overly emotional "pussy". Quite frankly, I don't care what anyone thinks, except for you. The way you would look at me with your beauteous, bewitching, and absolutely bewildering blue eyes, as though I was some kind of source of comfort and reassurance to you, will never stop piercing my heart with every memory that overcomes, and ultimately overwhelms, me.
I'll never forget the crimson-orange sun as it set in the distance and cast its beams towards the calm seas below us; two lonely souls, bodies intertwined in passionate love-making, without a single intruding human presence anywhere to be seen; as though, for that moment, we were the only two living mortals in existence, our corporeal beings temporarily suspended in time and space as our ethereal spirits make holy communion.
I love you, I miss you, and my soul is but a fragmented piece of what it once was for having met you.
I sincerely hope that you are at least one iota as happy as I am desolate; for during that one moment, you made me the happiest human being in the world, both past and present, and almost certainly future. That moment will last forever, even long past the moment our physical bodies both turn to ash and dust.
Memories are forever,
Love, Darren.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-09 at 12:38 AM UTC in If you own a baseball cap you are trash and I disavow you
Originally posted by mmQ I honestly don't get how plugging works and I also don't get how liquifying meth works because, yes everyone
YES EVERYONE I'M THAT STUPID
When ibkiquify meth it crystallizes wjtrhin like 10-20 seconds so when u blast it u have to do it that fast or what?
That's a 100% reasonable thing to not understand if you don't have first hand experience with it.
I remember when people would talk about "injecting pills", and I'b be like...
How the fuck do you get something the size of a pill inside of a needle, let alone into your bloodstream?
But of course, necessity is the mother ofinjectioninvention. Where there's a will, there's a way, and when that desire to get as high as possible is there, you will then go to the trouble of researching exactly how its done.
Basically, whether it's meth shards, heroin powder, or a full pill... You crush it up as much as you can (the work is already done for heroin since its a powder already), then you put it in a spoon (or other small metal cup) and heat beneath it, perhaps stirring it a bit, until it completely dissolves (and no matter which drug it is, it will eventually dissolve).
Then, once its a liquid solution, you either draw it up into a syringe (usually with a small piece of cotton to act as a enhancement), or... you could just put it into a pipette of some kind, or, heck, if you happen to enjoy sticking phallic-shaped objects into your ass and stimulating that male G-spot, you could use a turkey baster if you really want.
Then you lube the thing up and slide it in a few inches, and release all the fluids. (obligatory "that's what she said!")
I'm not gonna lie, it actually feels kinda good even before the high kicks in; and when it does, it's damn near 100% absorption (typically), so it hits harder than snorting or swallowing it ever will.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-01-08 at 11:14 PM UTC in Let's stick lit blowtorches up our assholes and sing the Pledge of AllegianceLet's inject some novocaine into our pelvises and sew our urethras together making a urinary circuit and then spend the rest of our days peeing blissfully into one another until one of us develops murderous contempt. When that happens, it's time to run for office as the first pair of genitally-enjoined men. People would realize that no person with a normal penis belongs in politics.
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2019-01-08 at 11:07 PM UTC in Sticky threadsMy thread about our moral obligation to cease meat consumption could be showcased on the front page permanently as a record-breaking discussion of animal ethics that would incite newcomers of all philosophical dispositions to comment with their thoughts.
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2019-01-08 at 8:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionIt's not fair to pick on someone who's this high, it's like telling a retarded child to look at the sky and stealing their ice cream.
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2019-01-08 at 8:38 PM UTC in If you own a baseball cap you are trash and I disavow you
Originally posted by mmQ If you jammed a bunch of tiny shards up there I bet it would work
Originally posted by mmQ The Reverse Chardini Martini
Yeah... I dunno about any of that. It just sounds straight up unpleasant.
Although, I do remember when I first heard about "plugging", and I didn't read into it all, and just literally stuck an ecstasy pill up my ass thinking it would absorb the same as it would when cramming down in the other direction (orally).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
