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  1. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ put terrifer on as your pfp and yo don't know jack shit about him

    you know nothing about it PAUL why are you like that

    I watched as much as I could until he chainsawed a bitch in half. and I mean VERTICALLY In Half

    there are 2 other movies Part 2 and some other weird spin-off.

    but that scene was creepy in the restaurant. made me laugh and I thought about you the entire time. share us your dark secrets, Wren
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Born and raised in Chicago …

    :)

    Top tier person here ……
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  3. You guys are the absolute worst
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  4. Originally posted by mmQ I think I might have 'executive dysfunction'

    sounds more legit than anything I read in the DSM tbh also kinda sexy

    your musing on depression have always touched my very soul deeply and it fills my warm with glow that you are still alive and depressed and sharing your experiences. I mean I Wish you FELT better and werent depresed and has motivations. I wish I had the motivation to find and dig up that one post you made similar to this that seemed blessed to me at the time but I can't even remember the structure of it now

    i washed a lil bit of dishes today but it was only so the person after me wouldn't have to deal with my breakfast mess
    I empathize with your post very much
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  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
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  6. Driving got pretty chilled out once I got past Reno and on US50. UNFORTUNATELY I RAN OVER A JACKRABBIT, PROBABLY A COUPLE OF MICE OR RATS BUT I COULD NOT HEAR THEM EXPLODE under mY TIRES ON ACCOUNT OF HOW SMALL THEY ARE.

    Slept at love's last night and chilled with the lot liserds a bit.

    East of Ely near Humboldt National Forest , US6



    A lot of stretches where you can see the road for probably 20 plus miles, muscle car or Corvette would be sick out here.

    There's snow on dem


    Whole lotta hills, twists, and passes, sure do want a a turbo diesel or at least an LS so I can keep Speed better

    Also I got a frappuccino at mcdonald's, a big surprise, it sucks ass and it's already almost completely melted when I got it sickeningly sweet, but oh well what are you going to do you know
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm glad meth doesn't affect me this way.

    The awkward verbiage, and my inclination to use words like "verbiage", are 100% the meth and I'd be glad if it didn't effect me that way too... if that's what you meant. If instead you meant 'having spurious opsec concerns', that's just me all the time. It's not like I'm having a panic attack over here like "oh fuck i can't let them know i live on floor 6", it just occurred to me that I could tip less of my hand... so I did.
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  8. Oysters have pearls but clams have shells that are similarly shiny n pearly inside. From what i understand pearls are just oyster tears from when you irritate them so im not sure if clams just get bullied less
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  9. i didnt just DRAW it in the sand, wren. I gave it LIFE i MOLDED it. Like imagine a sandcastle but instead of a castle its a lifelike 6 foot tall woman with gigantic breasts and a 14 inch penis
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  10. I made a life sized jacked woman with a huge cock. Spent a long time making sure the thighs were properly muscular. I left my phone at the house so i didnt lose it in the sand like i did last time. There were some kids iut digging for clams or something with their parents which i thouht was weird at like 1am
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    honestly not having to deal with women would be a huge upside but the actual nuts and bolts of gay sex are fucking disgusting
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  13. I'll concede I was wrong about the electoral college, I didn't consider the 3 candidate scenario.
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  14. All of the keys only on a single row so it's long and skinny just like the cigarette a southern bella would smoke. But its mounted on a motorized slider and uses the block chain to figure out what key you're gonna want to press next and it slides the keyboard so you don't have to move your hands around a lot. It slides like the carriage thing on a type writer

    That or your chair is on a slider and it tanks you around so you're over the correct key but this could cause motion sickness in certain individuals

    Edit mods move this to the computer forum immediately
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  15. Literally I don't like doing laundry but I also don't like wearing dirty chonies. That's why I invented a life hack, I can literary buy a 6 pack of bikinis for 12 bucks, that's only like about a couple dollars a day in underwear costs which if you think about it is less than people spend on cigarettes.

    Hows that for a new non smoking campaign? Put a picture of all my underwear on a box of cigarettes that says "WOULDNT YOU RATHER BE BUYING THIS INSTEAD "

    And also eventually I'll have enough underwear to fill up a whole washing machine and finally do it and be good for another year, or just say Fuc it and throw them away or take them to the Wash n Fold. Which is where the bikinis shine because they are among the lightest weight undergarments available for a strong man.- because they charge by the pound obviously. Also it would be kinda funny( maybe also slightly embarrassing but I'll be o.k.) to me to show up with a thirty gallon bag of used underwear

    I wish I could do this with socks too because new socks are the most comfortable but I only wear American made wool , as I'm something of a patriot, and I just can't justify the cost of new socks every day to my accountant
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  16. Sweet African Astronaut
    Haha hey I was thinking of the time I kept writing A and particularly I only remember it cuz I was pleased that u found it funny. I love you, stay in touch carrott
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I believe God is real in the same way I believe the sky is blue. Which is to say I have empirically based evidence suggesting both things may be true, but if I'm not actively looking at God or the sky then I have no beliefs one way or the other. "God is real" and "the sky is blue" were both things I believed equally true at one point or another, but I don't believe (or actively disbelieve!) that they are true.

    I have no faith, and that suits me. Neither the faith to believe in God's existence, nor the faith to believe God doesn't exist. If God's real, I really hope he's not the kind who thinks capacity for faith is of the utmost importance. Would be a real shame if everyone got into Heaven except people who weren't entirely credulous.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Bible is full of accounts where God stepped in on behalf of truth and justice concerning Man. You should read about them.

    The Brothers Grimm also wrote some cool stories you should check out.
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  19. I’ve played this before. I think they had it in a Google doodle one day. I suck at it even though it’s addictive and have to play for a while to get used to it. My best score just now was 500 lol.
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  20. MMQ is quite the card
    Some call him QT, some call him tard
    An affable fellow it can't be denied
    man on man anal him and bradley have tried

    Lovers of lyrics and dick licks they are
    often to be found in the gay bar
    be warned though should you approach
    you better bring them a big fat roach.
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