2023-06-15 at 5:41 PM UTC
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Bil Murray was the star of ghost busters …best character next to slimer
And he has the ground hog day movie
Black people love that movie
And Scrooge …
* nods head in approval*
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2023-06-15 at 7:52 AM UTC
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if i come arkansas i wanna meet u and butt just like 45 minutes is all u finna need wit me & dude u ever heard of the reverse oreo, i got u boo boo
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One where you can erase the first mark and put another one
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aldra
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What the cardboard w/ white paint sign says that I hold up.
You WILL see me on CNN, I will be wasted and methed out, I will act a fool and the worst I can get is to be victimized by Trump Securiy Guards for holding up a truly hateful sign.
It's about 13 minute walk away, a block farther than the school. I'm so excited!!!! I'm gonna have a backpack on to hold on my beer.
Gonna be wearing a Mr. Rodgers style outfit + Cardboard Sign w/ White Paint + I look like the nigga from Assasin's Creed: Valhalla
Catch me 0outside on CNN Tuesday morning. IDK where to get an emergency SOS blow horn but I Might get one of those just to add a lil razzle dazzle to m ypeaceful protest.
WHat the sign finna say:?
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cant a man just eat chips in the wall in peace without someone giving him grief? Sheeeeeeeit.
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kick
Tuskegee Airman
[discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Sitting in a sunny beer garden with a ploughman's lunch.
Getting hammered in the living room before 6:30
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You used to buzz me on the telegraph
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by mmQ
faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the staircase HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHGHGHHHHHH
You miss 100% of the shots you don't stab wildly at the underside of your forearm desperately seeking a vein that isn't collapsed
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Originally posted by Fox
Just had to put down my cat. Now drinking
:(
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Does anyone ever off patients there to get out of work, like wiping their bums?
Ask them yourself when you get here next week 💝
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2023-05-15 at 2:16 AM UTC
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Yes…also sunflower seeds, wild flowers , sweet peas, morning glory and Zinnia
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got back from th bar. Did karaoke at random bars n made friends. One dude was one of the lead animators for tony hawk pro skater 2, n his friend was some weird cowboy/actor who was a BMX guy. Their friemd was a big fat merd who played tje fat loser who drove the bitch van on sons of anarchy n i was like thats cool how do i sign up to be a big meaty pussy character in TV shows n he was like bro we’re too fat for conventional roles tall fat guy roles are one in a million. N i was like that kinda blows n his friend was like i got cocaine and like 6 lb of weed wanna come getlit on my boat? n i said i dont do coke or smoke weed anymore but if u throw in a bottle of whiskey n let me be captain im in. Turns out sailboats are incredibly difficult to manage in zero wind at 2 am with no visibility. I probably shouldnt have pushed the issue but thats just how iroll. Anyway they did blow n i asked if i could fire the flare gun n he was like nah the coast guard will come out here n i was like we can outrun them hatharjar bc sailboat. Idk the dude in the hat might be gay but everyone liked my singing n hat guy might give me the key tohis boat so i can run the engine once every 2 weeks or so while he goes back to colorado.
Honestly i wish i had better dtories it usually just ends up with hrown men telling me their childhood trauma while someone racks lines. im like fatter slightly less gay dr phil
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2023-05-07 at 9:50 AM UTC
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which member cutest? thread
Originally posted by A College Professor
THE BLACK ONE
just for u fam
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Oh yeah n there was a girl i graduated hs with there. Shes a mommynow n i wasnt trying to be weird or anything but it felt good when i sang the first line and she went WHAT THE FUCK n stood up on her chair n started filming from the back.
Nthen everyone clapped n i got the nobel prize for best cock
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Vindictive Vinny's uncanny ability to communicate with mimes.
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I want to mash dicks like a bowl of tossed weiners with Captain Valium
I'm at a crossroads like BO BO BO BONE BONE BONE BO BONE BO WHA WHA WHA WHATCHA GONNA DO@????
I was super broke this week then ran a bag up right quick. Shits crazy what I'm capable of.
All Praise to the Most High. The first instagram I ever made had 1 picture and "all praise due to Allah The Benevolent" as the only thing in my bio, clearly having created the account in a manic state. I knew so little about the nuance of social media I was wondering why I was getting follow requests from weird people.
I am worried about my chillins but I gotta do all I can do and things will be alrigggt
If Love was buttcheeks I'd spread tf out of it
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Originally posted by mmQ
literally cummin https://youtu.be/BfLCHTRIxtk
Saw deftones at that same place
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https://apnews.com/article/california-murder-trial-ding-dong-ditch-a674a48fa95f2e6c79fdd5540523c10f> sitting at home pounding beers
> you've just finished your second six pack when a kid rings your doorbell then flashes his ass at you and hops in his friend's car
> infuriated, you jump into your car and speed after them
> nudge them into a tree at 160km/h
> kill 3/6 kids in the car
> drive home, continue pounding beers
> lol
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Originally posted by D-Bonglord
Bigly claims
Like the electrician being stolen by Biden
he needs not only the names of the reporters to call upon in a press conference but their photos in case he forgets who they are
along with the peer-reviewed question they're going to ask and what answer to give
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