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Posts That Were Thanked by mmQ

  1. making out with bill burr would be great. hed be like.


    “Awright lets just…get this over with. Comon put your mouth on my lips. HEY WATCH THE HANDS YOU FAG THIS IS JUST TWO MEN EXPRESSING PRIMAL DESIRE THIS ISNT ROMEO AND JULIET!”
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Good
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  3. My impressonation of a black:

    Black:so you like drinking beer
    Me:yeah I do
    Black:Oooo EEE let's drink SOME BEER
    ME:Ooooo EEEE *raises glass and drinks milk stout getting a huge milk mustache*
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  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I love u even if u just smoke flower mmQ
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  5. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I didn't have a problem with Arms until I disagreed with him on something stupid.
    Tried to ban me and then un-thanked every post he ever made for me.
    Petty stupid lib asshole.
    -Spec- is right the dude was totally off the rails.
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  6. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Been a while


    I lost my dad

    Bought a house in the uppity side of town

    Married the former stripper I dated since 2010

    Had cancer twice

    Been sober a decade now

    Hope to see some familiar faces
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  7. What a turd
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  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ have you seen


    Great flick.

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  9. Haxxor Space Nigga
    • Matthew 24:36 “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels
    of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone. Mark 13:32 is an exact parallel.

    • Matthew 24:42 “Therefore be on the alert, for you do not know which day
    your Lord is coming.

    • Matthew 24:44 “For this reason you be ready too; for the Son of Man is
    coming at an hour when you do not think He will.

    • Matthew 25:13 “Be on the alert then, for you do not know the day nor the
    hour. Mark 13:33-37 is a parallel passage.

    • Acts 1:7 He said to them, “It is not for you to know times or epochs which the
    Father has fixed by His own authority;

    • 1 Thessalonians 5:1-2 Now as to the times and the epochs, brethren, you
    have no need of anything to be written to you. For you yourselves know full well that the day of the Lord will come just like a thief in the night.

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  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Ya you weird, go lay down. lol
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  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green I said Happy B-Day, Too

    Thank you wozny
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  12. nothing uploaded in 2 months :(



    I was enjoying chilling in the chat and discussing the meta of jokes and generation and AI stuff with the people there but we basically hit a point where it was just waiting for wild shit to happen, lots of AI breaking also killed the fun and it's like OH OH THEY MENTIONED FREDMAN IS AN ALIEN LMAO!!! FOR THE 100th TIME



    I still think they have enough here that they just need to change up some things and it can get right back to gold easily. I think they are still testing the waters, experimenting. Their original patreon page had some LOFTY goals though so its strange they just stopped updating becuase they confirmed the server bills were paid for an entire year from that one weekend where they blew up with thousands of views

    Originally posted by Ghost Omg this would be such a good format for big bag theory or fraiser

    HOLY SHIT LARRY AIN'T WORKING FOR FREE FOLX!!!!
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  13. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When shit hits the fan it's a dog eat dog world as has been demonstrated throughout history.

    Most of the time shit has not hit the fan. Most of the time there is no reason to be an asshole to other people.
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Sand niggaz….from Egypt
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I made a lady turbin, thanks.


    Reported for cultural appropriation and all other fake outrages
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ like I challenge you to somehow convince me that being able to go back 5 seconds in a game of poker is somehow better than knowing what everyone has at all times

    I go back 5 seconds, and then I go back 5 seconds, and I go back 5 seconds etc etc - "going back 5 seconds" is really "going back infinitely in 5 second increments". After our hands are revealed, I can just go back to when the cards were dealt with not only knowledge of people's hands, but how everything else about the game will develop. Not only is this better for poker, it is a downright god-tier super power.

    (Obviously this is cheating and if you can really just go back 5 seconds but arbitrarily only once per hand for whatever reason then yeah that's kinda not great compared to knowing everyone's hands. Although, that said, even with some arbitrary cap on it, 5 seconds has way more non-poker utility so it's kind of better to pick for that reason. But if all we care about is poker, and with all the arbitrary restrictions in place that make it obviously worse than the other thing, then yeah: it's obviously worse. )
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  18. Originally posted by mmQ hed probably go back in time to live again. isn't he like 80 years old now

    Tha…that’s exactl…oh never mind.
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're of an age that the possibility of having your mind uploaded to an android is a slight possibility in the not so far future…maybe 50yrs from now it will be a thing.

    I'll be long dead and all my wisdom and memories lost forever much like the other 100 billion that have been and gone…but in 50yrs every dumb twat will be able to be uploaded to an android shell of their choice…start thinking about what you want to look like…will you be short/tall/tallywhacker/robot titties?.

    Only the wealthy will get to pick the top tier android shells of course, you'll probably be a toaster for eternity.

    lmao

    There's no point uploading yourself to an android shell. The only way of doing this that is even remotely sensible is an idea that I've only seen in one place before: a really fucking cheesy movie called Gamer from 2009. Spoilers ahead for a kind of old not really well-known movie, but the twist at the end is:

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  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like Michael has been fully corrupted and his sweet innocence is now lost forever…next stop is fucking a dirty black prostitute…good job niggas.

    He has been running with a bad crowd lately. I fear he will start smoking meth and end up with Bradleys big white pipe hanging out his ass.
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