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Posts That Were Thanked by Horatio Abernathy

  1. shitfucker
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ WHIMPY ANALYTICAL WHIMPERS!

    DERPACAPRICIOUS
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  3. Attention Lanny, stop snitching
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WHIMPY ANALYTICAL WHIMPERS!
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  5. Originally posted by Fox Paws You won't believe it once you notice…

    The Who?
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  6. Originally posted by Sophie The sun's shining in the pic, so unless a 250kv power line was on the way down right that instant i doubt she's dead.

    Go to Florida or West Africa and you may change your mind about lightning not being a sunny event.

    But not really because they're both shit.
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  8. we should probably all just coordinate some meth binges. nothing says esprit de corps like blocking out 4 days to meth and shitpost 24 hours a day as a group
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  9. And cut us in, or you're an asshole.
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy Caring for your mother and experiencing her as a burden instead of a parent made you crave female dominance.

    No biggie.

    fuck dat ass, fuck dat mouth fuck dat face
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  11. I have never not understood something so hard in my life before lol
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  12. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sophie Too white trash/would not bang.

    IDK about white trash I suppose maybe...she's just like "omg what a pretty girl ...ehh, close but not quite"
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  14. ^ Google Lasagna Cat
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  15. Originally posted by Fox Paws You people have no vision. It's not all about having more shit. If used the right way, that kind of money can build a multi generational empire and change the world forever. That amount of power is something that only a handful of people in history get to have. But no, let's just buy 30 pairs of limited edition Jordans and a fucking yacht.

    It doesn't even need to be that complicated. I think being born a rich shit is bad for your character but becoming rich is great for a number of reasons, the biggest of which are security and control.

    You don't have to worry about rent or a mortgage. You don't have to worry about bills. You don't have to worry about groceries. You can buy quality goods without thinking twice.

    You have the freedom to go wherever you want, whenever you want. You are not beholden to anyone else's whims. You have the freedom to do what you want, without sacrificing your quality of life whatsoever. Nobody has any leverage over you because at any point, you can tell them to fuck off and it won't affect your life very much.

    You have the freedom to expire whatever art or skill or hobby you desire.

    You have the flexibility to try your hand at different paths in life, including starting a new business on a small scale basically on a whim. Last summer I just bought 10,000 empty beer bottles and caps, a transfer pump, got labels printed, got a van and sold iced tea out of the back of the van at Florida football games, at the tailgates. It was fun, I got to see a lot of dope football and meet a lot of new people. It was very successful but I got bored so I shut it down without a second thought and moved on.

    This might sound cheesy but you can also afford to be magnanimous and altruistic. I've been donating to important humanitarian causes as well as the arts in various forms. I have a $1000/month budget for Patreons, to support cool people who make the internet great, and I separately patronize a really exceptional photographer who goes to the most incredible locations, which are difficult to access, in order to take stunning photographs and videos. I quietly pay for other table's meals at restaurants, carefully give nice gifts to people who I consider true friends, and work to benefit any community that I'm living in.

    Money is simply a tool. Now you could either use it to sit around fingering your asshole while the world passes you by, or you could live your dreams out with it. That's up to you.
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    gotta love that stone cold stephen f austin, the first president of texas

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  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy I got over 180 pairs of Js….

    I have exactly none
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  18. I've tried long distance shit before and believe me it's never worth it, in any situation ever. Don't do it.
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  19. Originally posted by Fox Paws Case in point, that guy is delusional as fuck.

    It would be delusional if he wasn't right tho.

    - Reportedly a billionaire off the books
    - Multiple legit fashion lines (not cookie cutter licensing deals that celebrities usually do and call "their fashion line") that are all highly sought after
    - Influences and shapes modern culture and fashion
    - Fucks Kim Kardashian's Armenian, "Brazilian" ass every night.
    - One of the most successful, well loved and influential musical artists in the world
    - So famous that you'd be hard pressed to find anyone in the developed world who doesn't know him
    - Acts like a cocky A-hole and people still love him
    - Probably fucked Rihanna

    = Actually Yeezus
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  20. Originally posted by Fox Paws If you really do believe that you can become a god then you're delusional as fuck

    Worked for Kanye
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