ASMR doesn't do shit for me

1. 2017-05-01 at 4:44 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   no this is the most relaxing song
   
   
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2. 2017-05-01 at 4:46 PM UTC

   #42
   Horatio Abernathy Houston
   Pretty chill but the video shouldn't cut to the gay band doing gay stuff.
3. 2017-05-01 at 4:50 PM UTC

   #43
   Horatio Abernathy Houston
   
   
   I watch this while listening to Biz Markie.
4. 2017-05-01 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #44
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozbynigger WHITE POWER

   
   WHITE POWER, nigger
5. 2017-05-01 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #45
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by just one more mongol no this is the most relaxing song
   
   

   
   ur a sploo
6. 2017-05-01 at 5:13 PM UTC

   #46
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy
   
   I watch this while listening to Biz Markie.

   
   I don't like biz markie but I like begotten. I usually watch it to fall asleep to
7. 2017-05-01 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #47
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy Pretty chill but the video shouldn't cut to the gay band doing gay stuff.

   
   steve austin is one of the best metal guitarist.
8. 2017-05-01 at 5:15 PM UTC

   #48
   Horatio Abernathy Houston
   Biz Markie fucked your mother's ass, mouth and face you faggot.
9. 2017-05-01 at 5:17 PM UTC

   #49
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy This is apparently the most relaxing song ever according to some study. (I kinda doubt it,I like the piano better)
   
   
   
   I had it running for the past couple of times I did Yoga, though and it really added to the experience.

   
   you're a liar
10. 2017-05-01 at 5:20 PM UTC

    #50
    Horatio Abernathy Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby steve austin is one of the best metal guitarist.

    
    Word.
    
    
11. 2017-05-01 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #51
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    gotta love that stone cold stephen f austin, the first president of texas
    
    
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12. 2017-05-01 at 6:17 PM UTC

    #52
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i think risir hates me so much because he has autism and i somehow fucked up the dreamscape of his mind
13. 2017-05-01 at 6:22 PM UTC

    #53
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by cerakote i think risir hates me so much because he has autism and i somehow fucked up the dreamscape of his mind

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by cerakote i think risir hates me so much because he has autism and i somehow fucked up the dreamscape of his mind

    
    riser can definitely be a goober
14. 2017-05-01 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #54
    RestStop Space Nigga
    I've only ever heard this term in combination with massage...it does sound stupid otherwise.
15. 2017-05-01 at 6:40 PM UTC

    #55
    Horatio Abernathy Houston

    Originally posted by cerakote i think risir hates me so much because he has autism and i somehow fucked up the dreamscape of his mind

    
    I don't see how you could have possibly done that. Our only interactions were
    
    C: stupid post
    R: Stop posting.
    C: stupid post
    
    What I see is you projecting your emotional state on me. You hate me because I ruined your shit. It's kinda obvious and natural behavior. Don't worry. Everything is gonna be alright. You just have to stop posting.
16. 2017-05-01 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #56
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Horatio Abernathy You can also try this shit. Ear eating. If you don't get a tingle in your dick you are officially asexual.
    
    

    
    I just find this to be incredibly irritating :/ I think my brain is broken from drugs lol
17. 2017-05-01 at 7:08 PM UTC

    #57
    Horatio Abernathy Houston
    I think so, too.
    
    I want to shoot my load in her mouth so badly. I'll post another one that looks like I want to bath in her piss but she isn't my kind of dicksucker. I'd still let her, though.
18. 2017-05-01 at 7:11 PM UTC

    #58
    Horatio Abernathy Houston
19. 2017-05-01 at 7:13 PM UTC

    #59
    Horatio Abernathy Houston
    
    
    The way she acts in that video makes me want to kill her.
20. 2017-05-01 at 7:16 PM UTC

    #60
    Horatio Abernathy Houston
    And to all of you who think it's just bitches getting clicks. This is the most succesful ASMR faggot on Youtube.