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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yes. That applies to me as well.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    HOLY KEK. That's messed up bruh. Google is racist as fuck.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I just got really high with a couple muslims while watching jihady looking news clips in arabic and talking about how fucked the region is and how it's all the jedis fault. One was from Yemen and seems very rich and kind of effeminate and one is from fucking gaza and is chill and smart as fuck but hard on the jedi bashing. They had a huge chunk of afghani gold seal and we talked about the UAEs inevitable collapse which they basically agreed I knew more about than they did. There were like 1500 electronic devices going off everywhere. Ramadan is kinda fucking cool when you think about it. For a whole moon cycle nobody eats drinks or does fuck all except pray and work/be nice during the day just to prove they can and become self disciplined warriors then eat drink and do whatever at night, then wake up like 4 hours later and do it again. That kinda dedication is why Muslims are able to affect change so quickly in the region, mass mobilization and training engrained in the religious doctrine and you have niggas whose down fo whatever, hence getting manipulated by jedis so often.

    One kept reiterating the fact that it was 3 continents in 1 day today, france, tunisia and kuwait. I thought to make a joke about the white weirdo in the states who killed some black people at church but thought better of it.


    So what should white people be scared of? :o
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah dude, you really need vBulletin 3!
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Me too. I have faith in this forum though.
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was supposed to be starving today as well but I was just thirsty instead. Yeah, that's your best bet.. Taco Bell. But don't neglect Dunkin Donuts. Damn.. I wish we had Dunkin Donuts down here. We used to have one in Amsterdam (Schiphol Airport) but it's gone now. A businessman was thinking of re-opening one again but I'm not sure if he's going through with it.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Are you purposely being idiotic Bill Krozby? Everyone that does the ice bucket challenge also donates money.
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    >showing this website to your ex gf

    Wtf man.
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Ik ben geen onderkoffer tata man, kijk wat je zegt.

    Me Urdu baat kurta hoo, yaar. Yi toh sach hai.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Boogey on reggea woman.



    Is that Speccy? He kinda looks like him.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    How do you know who that is bruh?
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You can also change it to the totse theme. Later the Zoklet theme will be added too, which is my favorite. All thanks to Lanny.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Lately I've been really turned on by rape fantasies. The prospect of a cute guy slamming me against the wall, ripping off my clothes and just having his way with me really turns me on. Now rape is obviously terrible and I don't wish it on anyone and I don't really want to experience it in reality. But it's the thought of it that gets me going. I just hope this is as far as it goes cause it could turn out to be quite dangerous.

    Imagine if Tom Welling forcingly put his penis in your asshole. Goddamn.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "dresses"

  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh you mean Bruce Jenner?
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    jedis are not White, they are Semitic (Afro-Asiatic). They are not European. Whites are European in origin. jedis originated on the Arabian sub-continent.

    Their culture, their native religions, languages, traditions (even the direction in which they read and write) is completely different.


    I'm not saying they are European (however, ashkiwenazi (pretty sure I spelled that wrong) jedis exist as well, which are European jedis. Besides, when I say "white", I don't mean European, I am talking about the color of their skin. It's no different from the skin color you have. Same thing with Turkish and Moroccan people. They also have white skin like you guys (but aren't European, except for Turkish people) so I call them white as well.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Unless you said dress because you saw a bunch of women wearing it when you searched for it on Google instead of seeing guys wearing it.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wearing a dress does not make you cultured. You might as well wear a sign on your back that says "New World Order, Slaughter Me Now!"

    That's the basic retort an uncultured swine uses when he sees a salwaar kameez. Then what's a suit supposed to be? Wanna-be cotton skin?
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well you know what they say, the suit makes the man. And it's true I only dress in vintage armani suits when I go out to the bars
    maybe you should try it some time.

    http://www.gorodmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dries-vanb-noten-valentino-emporio-armani.jpg


    Those suits don't look good. Suits need to be tailored. But uh.. I have no reason to wear a suit. I'm going to college. What nerd wears a suit to college? And after I'm done with college, I'll be working in a hospital hopefully, as a male nurse. What would I need a suit for? But maybe for a wedding.. I'll just wear salwaar kameez. Why not wear that, you uncultured swine?
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    No.

    Oh cool!
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