Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2015-11-25 at 2:11 AM UTC in Chest Slugs
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   WTF
2. 2015-11-25 at 2:05 AM UTC in Where can I buy one of those Islamic State flags?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   The Islamic State flag is just the shahada written on a black background. You could custom make it yourself.
3. 2015-11-25 at 2:03 AM UTC in What happened?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yeah, people leaked Zok's personal information, along with his parent's, and it caused him a lot of trouble with the authorities, so he saw no other way than to end it all. He was too selfish to let another admin take over, because he felt Zoklet was his just like Totse was Jeff's. And welcome! Enjoy your stay. Don't mind the rude stench in this thread, I am here to serve as a thread freshener.
4. 2015-11-25 at 2:01 AM UTC in ITT: SOPHIE'S DOX
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm going to call him right now and tell him how much of a loser he is.
5. 2015-11-25 at 1:58 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   LMAO who is this?
   
   

   Silly Muslim… Opinions are for real people.

6. 2015-11-25 at 1:56 AM UTC in fuck muslims
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Did you start this thread just with the sole purpose of hurting my feelings, OP?
   
   
   
   

   All the western governments are now owned and operated by corporate terrorists. They have manufactured the Muslims into the boogeyman so they can garner support from the masses to continue their warmongering, crimes and mass murders in the middle east and take over that area. They committed 9/11 and the London bombings, and they also setup this false flag operation in France. They supplied ISIS with guns, training, bombs, tanks, missiles and hard cash. They bombed all the Muslims out of their homes knowing they would all want to come here, then opened the borders knowing the majority of the western people would hate them and support the illegal wars the corporate terrorists are driving and profiting immensely from, and also let them take away their rights and freedoms under the pretense of security from the very boogeymen they themselves created. And they are using the people's own tax dollars and the people's own media mouthpieces to pull it all off. The corporate terrorists' goal is to control the entire planet and turn all of its inhabitants into slaves.

   
   It's crazy how much sense you make in this post alone.
7. 2015-11-25 at 1:54 AM UTC in Real Friends - I've Given Up On You
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I didn't know you were into pop punk. This new pop punk stuff.. they all sound the same.
8. 2015-11-25 at 1:53 AM UTC in It takes quite some time before I am able to type something
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Because it's really annoying and really the only reason I am not as active. Also, the quote system is fucked. It would take some time to quote five posts.
   
   Why not switch back to vBulletin 3?
   
   
   inb4 "let's keep it that way to keep you out, faggot"
9. 2015-11-25 at 1:50 AM UTC in What is the best movie ever?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Which mark? Not old Mark311XTC?
   
   edit: don't worry saw he OD'd. mark was a good dude. RIP mark. i'll miss drinkin beers with him on tinychat.

   
   
   Sorry for not responding but yes, him. He was definitely a good dude. Hands down my favorite person from Zoklet.
   
   

   AROUUUND!

   
   
   ​Forgive me if this is a reference and I am unaware.
10. 2015-11-25 at 1:48 AM UTC in Posters this site could really use
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    We need:
    
    Snoopy (dumb kid)
    Vizier (crybaby)
    Dfg (sulker)
    Enter (offended cartoonist)
    Metaphysicist (emotionally unstable)
    zok (high horse syndrome)
    Oddballz (egghead with an edge)
    Kinkou (bipartisan for fame and glory and sex)
    xannex (cameo player)
    I-W-D (insert drug-hazed philosophical rant here)
    psychomanthis (power abuser) [oh wait he's already here]
    Panthrax (king of the power abusers)
    mizled (still being misled)
    Toothlessjoe (you still don't scare me, kid)
    Unwyred (unruly foot stamper/ex police officer/wears women's tops)
    ROLF (nobody still knows)
    Vladie aka: "I'll Kill You Last Vladie" (the Russian spy)
    ShutMeUp (never did actually shut up)
    Euda (Mr. SmartyPants)
    xippilli (resident backstabber)
    TheRascalKing (derp-eyed man on a mission)
    Yggdrasil (the first and most important bisexual member)
    waterbottle (enough said)
    ArmsMerchant (resident TV-series star and arms dealer at the library)
    5.56SS109 (just a really, really all-around terrible person)
    p6867 (try hard/loudmouth/failure)
    Captain Falcon (aka: FailFalcon)
    o_rLy (just in it for the hard liquor)
    Fish (somewhere in the fathomly depths)
    PirateJoe (still sailing the high seas even to this day)
    AtrainV (nobody remembers you)
    Rizzo in a Box (now comes in plastic bags)
    zos (exceeded expiry date)

    
    This is a good post.
11. 2015-11-19 at 11:28 PM UTC in What is the best movie ever?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Fammmm. <3

    
    
    <3 we da best
12. 2015-11-19 at 11:27 PM UTC in Posters this site could really use
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    FON
    
    Michael Scott
    
    Number13 (he's here though)
    
    And some other fuckers that I think are really cool but can't currently think of.
    
    Also unstable matter.
13. 2015-11-18 at 3:04 PM UTC in What is the best movie ever?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    SLC Punk!, Donnie Darko, American Hardcore, Mall Rats, and Meet the Feebles.

    
    
    Donnie Darko is one of my all time favorite movies. The ending makes me really depressed everytime I watch it.
    
    SLC Punk! Oh, boy... I held that movie off for so long. Mark told me way before he passed away to watch the movie because he was certain I would love it, especially with my love for punk rock music. I never got around to it, I mostly forgot about it. He would say it again another time, again, I'd say "Alright I wll whenever I have the time!" but it would always slip my mind. On the day of his death, I suddenly reminded myself of that movie and I decided to watch it. It was such a good movie. I love it. Definitely in my top 10.
    
    Let me tell you that my top 10 consists of more than 10 movies.
14. 2015-11-18 at 3:02 PM UTC in What is the best movie ever?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    A Nightmare on Elm Street
    
    
15. 2015-11-18 at 2:59 PM UTC in How old are you and what are your plans for your life?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I am 19, turning 20 next month. My plans for life are getting into college doing my thang. But the odds are stacked against me.
16. 2015-11-18 at 2:57 PM UTC in what is the limit on torture you can take before youd rather just die?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Physical torture...... I hate that. It probably explains my hatred for that Hostel movie... someone chained up to a chair with his arm behind his back as some rich, wealthy motherfucker picks up a chainsaw to torture you. I hate that movie. Eli Roth, I hope you die.
17. 2015-11-18 at 2:54 PM UTC in Skinny puppy
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Nevermind, I thought you meant Sick Puppies.
18. 2015-11-18 at 2:54 PM UTC in Skinny puppy
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I literally like only one song by them.
19. 2015-11-18 at 2:54 PM UTC in Punk and Punk SubGenres
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I can imagine how scene-y it was back in the day. I haven't jammed that record in a long time. I should go do that once I am relieved of all my duties.
20. 2015-11-07 at 1:35 AM UTC in Punk and Punk SubGenres
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You should listen to Glassjaw's Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence.. their 2002 record sounds different as opposed to the first one, which has a more similar sound to ATDI, so you might like that album. For The Fall of Troy, I suggest you listen to Doppelganger (album) and for Dance Gavin Dance I suggest you listen to Downtown Battle Mountain from 2007.
    
    Here let me help you out.
    
    Glassjaw - Lovebites And Razorlines (2000)
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAQwAzZvGoo
    
    The Fall of Troy - F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. (2005)
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iijmj5nB6I
    
    Dance Gavin Dance - And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman (2007)
    
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzAK6_1pu4
    
    DGD's Downtown Battle Mountain (referred to as DBM) is one of my all-time favorite albums.