Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2016-06-23 at 12:39 AM UTC in My sisters new boyfriend
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Chris memeson, the guy who just made a thread about frogposting on facebook (with his sister's boyfriend?), calling anyone a memester is a joke

   
   Exactly!
2. 2016-06-22 at 11:16 PM UTC in MARK FAKED HIS OWN DEATH
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Yeah, Senki, it's definitely true. All of Mark's family and friends were in on it, posting his obituary and links to funeral service as well as plastering his FB page with stories memorializing his pretend death. Such a prankster!

   
   
   People are idiots, mmQ. At least Mark is resting in peace now. No more internal battles. I am happy yet sad for him.
3. 2016-06-22 at 11:07 PM UTC in ATTN: Jeff Hunter.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   On the other hand, people were apathetic, uncaring, lazy and fat. Oh, sure, they enjoyed the place immensly, but when push came to shove, and it was time to make a stand, all we saw was a bunch of mindless soup sandwiches and spineless takers. I actually think they got exactly what they deserved. If you don't want to put any effort into a good thing, then you shouldn't get to enjoy it at all. No pain, no gain. You get out what you put in. Nothing good comes easy. It's kind of like that old story of the chicken that went to all that work baking the cake, and noone wanted to help even in the slightest regard, but then afterward, they were all first in line to belly up to the table to enjoy some nice, delicious cake… but they didn't get any. And they stamped their little feet and got all offended and angry, but they still didn't get any cake. And that's exactly the way it should be! You wanted to fuck over a good thing, by standing around with your thumbs up your useless asses, while corruption, favoritism, abuse/deletion/harrassment of valid content, and unfair bans were rampant? Well, you got what you paid for. CONGRATULATIONS. I told you exactly what would happen many, many times, even going so far as to challenge the authorities at large at every step, at every level, at every turn, posted warning after warning, and all you could do was giggle and guffaw. Well, you're not laughing so loud now, are ya?

   
   
   You don't scare me, kid.
4. 2016-06-22 at 11:05 PM UTC in I wanted to fap tonight, but it's way too cold.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Pics

   
   qft
5. 2016-06-22 at 11:04 PM UTC in Need New "You Don't Scare Me" Lines!! Plz Heelllllp!!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   "I bet you couldn't even scare a ghost, kid."
6. 2016-06-22 at 11:03 PM UTC in To what extent of being responsible for someones death would you feel bad?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I was kidding.

   
   No, you weren't kidding. You were drunk. Admit it, man. You have a drinking problem.
7. 2016-06-22 at 10:59 PM UTC in My sisters new boyfriend
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   My sisters bf goes through extra effort to be liked by me as well. It's probably because people tend to think brothers tend to be extra protective of their little sisters. I mean after the dad, it'd be nice to be on good terms with the brother as well if you intend to be in a serious relationship with a girl.

   
   Can I be your brother in law?
8. 2016-06-22 at 10:58 PM UTC in I Literally Cucked a Chick with Big Black Cock. Pics.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   OP confirmed for redneck.
9. 2016-06-22 at 10:58 PM UTC in My sisters new boyfriend
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   This thread:
   
   Op is a nigger
   God Tier Keksters: Scrolando Number13
   Shit tier memester: Meyers
   Fag: Bill Krozby
   Trying to hard: Riser
   Lost Mental patient: Arms

   
   Hansen, I'm not a "memester."
10. 2016-06-20 at 11:37 AM UTC in working sucks sometimes
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "vocaroo"
11. 2016-06-20 at 11:36 AM UTC in ATTN: Sploo.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    I've called and talked to him on the phone twice before. He's a decent guy. I still have his number, but it's probably best not to bother him. Not sure if the latest rumors about him are true.

    
    I agree, better not bother him but I would at least call him to see if he's actually alive or not. I don't think he's dead, but many do. I would've called myself but who am I to call? I think he would appreciate it.
12. 2016-06-19 at 6:52 PM UTC in ATTN: Sploo.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    sploo is a big softy nowadays. His drug-induced dementia made him kinda weak. The opposite happened to ArmsMerchant, though who is now a great poster now that the part of his brain died that made him a PC faggot.

    
    (That's not the real Arms, bro. Greyfox just has no idea where the crowd went.
13. 2016-06-19 at 6:44 PM UTC in ITT: Make up funny fake drink names
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Mutant Funk Drink
    
    :^)
14. 2016-06-19 at 6:44 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    1 man 1 jar is better.

    
    Agreed. I showed 1man1stump to my classmates. 1man1jar too I believe. Showed 'em all kinds of fucked up websites.
15. 2016-06-19 at 6:42 PM UTC in Kreepyk thinks this song is gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    It's pretty gay. Classic rock is gay.
16. 2016-06-19 at 6:42 PM UTC in ATTN: Sploo.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Sploo can't hurt anyone, akhmah is a way of life; a peaceful one.
17. 2016-06-19 at 6:31 PM UTC in To what extent of being responsible for someones death would you feel bad?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Everyone who says they wouldn't feel guilty is lying. I'd feel bad about killing anyone, unless they're a really shitty person. Let's say I'm driving down the road and Crooked Hillary suddenly ends up under my car... yeah, not feeling bad at all.
18. 2016-06-19 at 6:28 PM UTC in My sisters new boyfriend
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    If he likes pepe or anything else, he can't be an actual memester. He's just pretending, nigger. He's just... pretending.
19. 2016-06-19 at 6:16 PM UTC in Moving, finally- fuck Florida
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Hanging out with §m£ÂgØL is like hanging out at a gay club^

    
    Very true.
20. 2016-06-19 at 4:47 AM UTC in Moving, finally- fuck Florida
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Avoid gay clubs.