Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2015-07-01 at 1:21 AM UTC in y u use vBulletin 5?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Yeah dude, you really need vBulletin 3!
2. 2015-06-29 at 11:35 PM UTC in I hope this one lasts
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Me too. I have faith in this forum though.
3. 2015-06-29 at 11:21 PM UTC in I'm lost since redfern closed.....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I was supposed to be starving today as well but I was just thirsty instead. Yeah, that's your best bet.. Taco Bell. But don't neglect Dunkin Donuts. Damn.. I wish we had Dunkin Donuts down here. We used to have one in Amsterdam (Schiphol Airport) but it's gone now. A businessman was thinking of re-opening one again but I'm not sure if he's going through with it.
4. 2015-06-29 at 11:19 PM UTC in People that do ice bucket challenges/marathons for caner are stupid
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Are you purposely being idiotic Bill Krozby? Everyone that does the ice bucket challenge also donates money.
5. 2015-06-29 at 11:17 PM UTC in Can we have a banner contest?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   >showing this website to your ex gf
   
   Wtf man.
6. 2015-06-29 at 11:03 PM UTC in ATTN: Micheal Myers
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Ik ben geen onderkoffer tata man, kijk wat je zegt.
   
   Me Urdu baat kurta hoo, yaar. Yi toh sach hai.
7. 2015-06-29 at 10:19 PM UTC in ATTN: Crazy Mike
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Boogey on reggea woman.
   
   

   
   
   Is that Speccy? He kinda looks like him.
8. 2015-06-29 at 10:03 PM UTC in you MAY have to register in order to post
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   How do you know who that is bruh?
9. 2015-06-29 at 4:26 AM UTC in props
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You can also change it to the totse theme. Later the Zoklet theme will be added too, which is my favorite. All thanks to Lanny.
10. 2015-06-29 at 3:56 AM UTC in What do you fantasize about when you masturbate?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Lately I've been really turned on by rape fantasies. The prospect of a cute guy slamming me against the wall, ripping off my clothes and just having his way with me really turns me on. Now rape is obviously terrible and I don't wish it on anyone and I don't really want to experience it in reality. But it's the thought of it that gets me going. I just hope this is as far as it goes cause it could turn out to be quite dangerous.

    
    Imagine if Tom Welling forcingly put his penis in your asshole. Goddamn.
11. 2015-06-29 at 3:36 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "dresses"
    
    
12. 2015-06-29 at 3:09 AM UTC in Caitlyn Jenner?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Oh you mean Bruce Jenner?
13. 2015-06-29 at 3:02 AM UTC in I guess I have gone into the Confederate flag tee-shirt business
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    jedis are not White, they are Semitic (Afro-Asiatic). They are not European. Whites are European in origin. jedis originated on the Arabian sub-continent.
    
    Their culture, their native religions, languages, traditions (even the direction in which they read and write) is completely different.

    
    
    I'm not saying they are European (however, ashkiwenazi (pretty sure I spelled that wrong) jedis exist as well, which are European jedis. Besides, when I say "white", I don't mean European, I am talking about the color of their skin. It's no different from the skin color you have. Same thing with Turkish and Moroccan people. They also have white skin like you guys (but aren't European, except for Turkish people) so I call them white as well.
14. 2015-06-29 at 2:59 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Unless you said dress because you saw a bunch of women wearing it when you searched for it on Google instead of seeing guys wearing it.
15. 2015-06-29 at 2:57 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Wearing a dress does not make you cultured. You might as well wear a sign on your back that says "New World Order, Slaughter Me Now!"

    
    That's the basic retort an uncultured swine uses when he sees a salwaar kameez. Then what's a suit supposed to be? Wanna-be cotton skin?
16. 2015-06-29 at 2:37 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Well you know what they say, the suit makes the man. And it's true I only dress in vintage armani suits when I go out to the bars
    maybe you should try it some time.
    
    http://www.gorodmod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/dries-vanb-noten-valentino-emporio-armani.jpg

    
    
    Those suits don't look good. Suits need to be tailored. But uh.. I have no reason to wear a suit. I'm going to college. What nerd wears a suit to college? And after I'm done with college, I'll be working in a hospital hopefully, as a male nurse. What would I need a suit for? But maybe for a wedding.. I'll just wear salwaar kameez. Why not wear that, you uncultured swine?
17. 2015-06-29 at 2:28 AM UTC in What's your opinion on anal?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    No.

    
    Oh cool!
18. 2015-06-29 at 2:26 AM UTC in Are museums are gay
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Well, I never… I doubt you sir have ever even owned a suit in your life. You uncultured swine.

    
    
    What do I need a suit for anyway?
19. 2015-06-29 at 1:36 AM UTC in Pigs in Space
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Examples of Niggas in Space: Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa.
20. 2015-06-29 at 1:35 AM UTC in Greyfox,Armsmerchant do you think he can find us?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    I wrote down his phone number just before the site disappeared. I'll try calling him here in a little while.

    
    
    Good Guy Chronic.