Posts by Michael Myers

2016-06-16 at 10:03 PM UTC in My grandma just died

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

That's true, mQ. (Hey, that rhymed) but I felt like saying it anyway. I don't even know who Bubba the cat is.. Or was.

But, since you've led me to the right path, I say this to Bill Krozby: get a ticket to Amsterdam, and I'll see you there.

2016-06-16 at 9:34 PM UTC in My grandma just died

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

My condolences, Bill Krozby. Reaching 94 is quite an accomplishment. In 74 years, I will be next. Mark my words. I will live until at least 2090.

/suddenly dies after hitting "Post Reply"/

2016-06-16 at 9:33 PM UTC in The 2016 Shitposting Awards

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Did you know for every star in the sky, it represents yet another one of Adam's children? For every star, there is a person. I am a star. You are a star. We are all stars in here.

2016-06-13 at 11:42 PM UTC in I got a new job

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Now you can spit in the food of customers you hate.

2016-06-11 at 7:56 PM UTC in What are teenagers like these days?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I forgot to mention the fact that a lot of them are deluded as hell... with all those tumblr buzzwords.

2016-06-11 at 6:44 PM UTC in Getting a new job

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Hahaha I think they're related though, can't do that unless I want to get fired. Fucking Pakistanis. Lol.

2016-06-11 at 6:43 PM UTC in Tort is a fuccboi

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Really? Who's his boyfriend? You mean HTS?

2016-06-11 at 6:30 PM UTC in How I perceive users on niggasinspace sounding

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Bill Krozby still hasn't delivered for me. Welp.

2016-06-11 at 6:29 PM UTC in What are teenagers like these days?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I am on Facebook and have befriended a lot of American teenagers/early adults. They are all very sensitive, opinionated, and if you have an opinion you don't agree with, they won't like you. They feel that they are always right, no matter what. It can get kind of elitist-ish, and you can only be a part of that if you conform to their ideas. So they're really totalitarian in that regard. Anyway, like I said---they are sensitive, this results in passive-aggressive remarks and circlejerk. But at least they're not racist nor hateful, although you do have some who are like that. A lot of them suffer from anxiety which I think is hilarious. These are all of my observations. Oh, and they're all feminists, too.. even the guys. So what I'm saying that they're cucks, but they're cucks that have girlfriends that aren't ugly, so maybe they're doing something right after all.

2016-06-11 at 6:25 PM UTC in Wait, am I the oldest surviving totsean?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Are you trying to scare me or something?

You don't scare me, kid. I know that I do scare you, though.

2016-06-11 at 6:22 PM UTC in I dented my poop

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I've never seen it, I've only heard about it from my neighbor and from rs

my neighbor told me that the newest friday the 13th actually starred the guy from supernatural

That's very true! Jared Padalecki starred in the Friday the 13th remake, I really liked that movie. Funnily enough, the other half of the duo also played in a slasher remake in that same year. My Bloody Valentine 3D! Check it out if you haven't, it's really good.

2016-06-10 at 10:44 PM UTC in Some random chick gave my friend her number.

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Well, not really the same thing but girls try to give my friend their phone number through a mutual friend of theirs. He never even gives them any attention, and they'll bug the mutual contact about it. Hahaha.

2016-06-10 at 10:21 PM UTC in None Of You Even Scare Me In The Slightest

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Yeah and import the Zok database on VB5

I don't think the Zoklet database is around. It should be on Vb3 though.. Vb5 is shit.

2016-06-10 at 10:10 PM UTC in We don't like your kind around here

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

war implies mutual combat between humans

the extermination of vermin infestations is pest control

MUH EDGY POST.

2016-06-10 at 10:06 PM UTC in Getting a new job

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I've actually decided I'm not going to work there, its to gay and lame, I have another interview tomorrow at a better place. I will see how it goes.

Looking good bro! As for stealing money at the laundry job, I can't do that. The guy was nice enough to hire me even though he has plenty of work force and even some family members who work for free, so I'm glad I got the job. Today was my second day, was working with this other Pakistani and holy shit he was pretty annoying, tell me I'm weak and not a real man because of how I was doing my work. I'm just being careful, it's only my second day and my second job after 6 years.

2016-06-10 at 10:01 PM UTC in I dented my poop

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

A couple days ago I bought "silverleaf ghost pepper" salsa and some chips, I didn't get around to it until yesterday afternoon. I was drinking some beer and busted it out. It was really good, a very vinegary flavor, with a garlic flavor. Some of the best salsa I've ever had. But let me tell you, I love spicy foods but this was hands down the spiciest salsa I've ever had in my life. I didn't think anything of it when I opened it just figured the warning on the label was sensationalism for all the honkeys out there. It tasted great so I was just shoveling it into my drunken [size=7]pie hole[/size], but after a couple minutes I realized I'd already eaten a lot of it, and I started to tear up and my mouth burned real bad. I started chugging the rest of my beer to make it stop but it only got worse, so i then went and drank a glass of milk, and I just ent up laying in bed panting and sweating like a sick dog until I fell asleep.

I woke up a few hours later and my stomach was hurting like crazy (ghost pepper salsa, beer, milk…) I got up and quickly walked to the bathroom, I ran into the door knob of my bedroom door (it was dark) and I hit the door knob so hard into my stomach it hit me in the colon and between the force and the mushiness of my poop it pinched my colon (like if you were to stand on a watering hose and disrupt the flow) so I finnaly made it to the bathroom and I sat there for like 15 minutes, and because my colon was pinched I started pooping out long skinny brown tail like poops that burned my asshole. I ent up going back to sleep afterwards, I was exhausted.

Best salsa i've ever had 10/10 would eat again.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQMTvUkEru

Supernatural fan?

2016-06-10 at 9:54 PM UTC in Parental love and respect

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

I'm sorry for your loss. As for your mom, just.. yeah, I dunno...

2016-06-10 at 9:45 PM UTC in Wait, am I the oldest surviving totsean?

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Let's just say we'll die together.

Oh.... Okay..

2016-06-10 at 9:40 PM UTC in How I perceive users on niggasinspace sounding

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

Jesus Christ Bill Krozby those were PATHETIC. You've actually heard half of those voices and your impressions weren't even close. Maybe that's what I really sound like, I don't know.

Also Myers: http://vocaroo.com/i/s04GmWSGzvmm Spot on right?

Hahahaha, you're off but I fucking lol'd, thanks mQ. (You forgot to say "skin" in "cumskin" by the way).

2016-06-10 at 9:36 PM UTC in I'm gonna be fuckin RICH

Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

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