Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2016-06-18 at 5:15 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I feel the same way about anal fisting porn.

   
   www.1man1stump.com
2. 2016-06-18 at 3:01 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Look what I found! This is the best I can come up with. Took it from a screenshot I took.
   
   Now, I don't mean what I'm about to say, but it's gonna be fitting.....
   
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   All of you are raging faggots and you will never be worth anything, you guys are just a bunch of dumb, pathetic losers.
3. 2016-06-18 at 2:39 PM UTC in My grandma just died
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   thanks man. And by the way I do pay child support for my daughter

   
   I completely forgot you were a dad, Bill Krozby.
4. 2016-06-18 at 2:39 PM UTC in Most people are in denial about death, but I'm not.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Probably because you an ugly faggot that like things up your anus

   
   Aren't you edgy? I'm not a faggot, ugly? Definitely. But a faggot? Hell no.
5. 2016-06-18 at 2:11 PM UTC in Most people are in denial about death, but I'm not.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I think about death almost 24/7. I know I'm going to die. I know how fleeting the experience of life is.
   
   And yet I do nothing with it. I just sit in my room. What is there to even do though? What the fuck should I be doing?

   
   Same. Other people change the world. I sit around doing nothing.
6. 2016-06-18 at 2:03 PM UTC in SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE IN HERE.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Holy shit, Enter's post actually felt very, very relatable for the first time. Thank you, Enter. You're great.
7. 2016-06-18 at 1:48 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I don't have a collection. :( That's the whole point, DON'T YOU SEE? That is where I went to gather my smilies. HAD I KNOWN that this ATROCITY was going to take place, I would've taken the necessary measures to upload EACH AND EVERY SMILEY to my imgur.
   
   Is that really what it means? It's just…..done? GONE? FOREVER??????
   
   

   
   Ugh, mQ, now---I like you, but you're being dumb sometimes, man. You had access to the site back then but you didn't bother to save the smilies immediately? But it's OK, I mean, I didn't do it myself either. Guess we're all dumb here.
8. 2016-06-18 at 1:42 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   A lot of useful posts in this thread, thanks -SpectraL and AFJ. And even mQ for the over-sized
9. 2016-06-18 at 1:38 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   "hurr female empowerment hurr" It's stupid, those who are willing to participate are literally cucks.
10. 2016-06-17 at 10:52 AM UTC in Tripping shrooms part
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bill Krozby, you always have the most interesting stories to tell, which always makes me question "Is this real? Or is he making shit up?" What is it?!?!?
11. 2016-06-17 at 10:33 AM UTC in Flirting with girls born after the year 2000
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Fixed

    
    Joe plz
12. 2016-06-17 at 10:25 AM UTC in Wayback Machine
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt---that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt --- speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have
13. 2016-06-17 at 10:24 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    But you guys don't understand. I feel a sense of elitism whenever I glance over my collection of obscure bands from the 90s.
14. 2016-06-16 at 11:04 PM UTC in Flirting with girls born after the year 2000
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Flirting isn't harmful. I don't do it, but as long as you don't escalate, you could definitely flirt with someone who is 16.
15. 2016-06-16 at 11 PM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I really don't care for Kurt Cobain, crucify me guys. I think Smells Like Teen Spirit is pretty cringeworthy in terms of the way his voice sounds. And Bill Krozby, see how Slappy doesn't mention which kind of music he is into? That's because he knows his taste in music is garbage.
16. 2016-06-16 at 10:50 PM UTC in I got a new cat
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You watched Hellraiser? Sweet. Definitely check out Hellraiser 2, arguably better than Hellraiser. And the blonde girl in that movie is an extreme qt. In fact I even had a dream about her after I watched that movie a couple of months back, except her hair was shorter. She was topless as well. Why hasn't somebody invented a tool with which you can record dreams? Well fuck it---it's too late anyway.
17. 2016-06-16 at 10:30 PM UTC in Haji Kills 50 Spic Fags. Fucks Given?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    A muslim walks into a gay bar,
    
    the bartender asks: "what will it be?"
    
    The muslim replies: "shots for everyone!"

    
    
    Heh! Good one.
18. 2016-06-16 at 10:09 PM UTC in Anyone remember me?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    

    
    
    You're a fucking asshole, but I lol'd.
19. 2016-06-16 at 10:07 PM UTC in Dirty slut
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Nothing can surpass the beauty and grace of the Aryan race.

    
    
    Jeez, you're a fucking cuck, Malice. Latinas are beautiful.
20. 2016-06-16 at 10:06 PM UTC in Dirty slut
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    They're just pretending to be sick, Duke. They know it's wrong, but if it provokes a reaction, it's justified.