Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2018-10-28 at 4:01 PM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Right but what exactly did he die of? Dehydration?

   
   Yes, when you replete your body of fluids, it becomes dehydrated. But the story is odd, like how would they know he did it 41 times? Maybe it's just a hoax.
2. 2018-10-28 at 3:53 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ughhu How old are you? If your under 16 I could see those numbers making sense.

   
   
   I am turning 23 in early December.
3. 2018-10-28 at 2:57 AM UTC in TRUMP signals for 'Civil Unrest' to begin: Use the Word
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by infinityshock aborigines

   
   LOL. I think they are the least desired race, even Indians are more attractive. For women, that is. Men, on the other hand, are thirsty as hell. They'll go for anything with a hole.
4. 2018-10-28 at 2:56 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   If I masturbated 4x the amount I did, I could've died too. The teen who died doing it started from midnight and lasted the entire night. Wow.
5. 2018-10-28 at 2:51 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ohfralala I wonder what the Guinness record is.

   
   No clue, but I do know some Brazilian teen masturbated 41 times in a row and then died. WHOOPS LOL.
6. 2018-10-28 at 2:50 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I don't have pics, guys. Sorry to disappoint. That's all I do anyways, disappoint people...........
7. 2018-10-28 at 2:46 AM UTC in Dumpster fire Sinead O'Connor converts to Islam, wears hijab, changes name to Shuhada’ Davitt
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by HTS Then why does Iran do sex changes? 🤔

   
   They also allow tattoos and "prostitution." A woman is allowed to marry four times a year, and they use this twisted concept to quickly marry anybody to have sex with them, and then they divorce each other. Let's just say they are following their own, twisted version of Islam. But if Shia Islam sounds appealing to you, I'd say go for it. It's better than nothing! And I'd still call you my sister in religion (keeping in mind you're MtF).
8. 2018-10-28 at 2:43 AM UTC in DIVERSION: Clinton faction pulls a synagogue attack?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra *terrorist financiers and handlers

   
   That, too. I was specifically referring to any US soldier """serving""" (slaving for the zionist masters, really) in Islamic countries.
9. 2018-10-28 at 2:31 AM UTC in Dumpster fire Sinead O'Connor converts to Islam, wears hijab, changes name to Shuhada’ Davitt
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   MA SHA ALLAH! This is great news. May many more people see the light of Islam and become reverts.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by HTS Inshallah one day I will convert to Islam too. If Allah (SWT) would take someone like me, ALL of my worship would be for Him. 😇

   
   Sorry to disappoint, but transgenderism is only allowed if one does not alter their body through hormone injections or a sex change. As a transgender, one is not allowed to marry either. But considering you aren't a revert, once you revert, you will be cleansed of all your sins. That you had a sex change will not matter if you become a revert. The only thing after that is you just cannot have sex, or in other words, marry anybody.
10. 2018-10-28 at 2:29 AM UTC in DIVERSION: Clinton faction pulls a synagogue attack?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I knew it had to be a white male, they are the biggest domestic and international terrorists.
11. 2018-10-28 at 2:18 AM UTC in TRUMP signals for 'Civil Unrest' to begin: Use the Word
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Just imagine thinking you're superior to anyone else based on your ethnicity.
12. 2018-10-28 at 2:02 AM UTC in I will be leaving you now
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Goodbye, buddy, I'm gonna miss you. I just logged in after not being here for months and I saw you quoted a post of mine and I have to reply to that, but you say you're leaving so I will do so when you get back. If you ever get back, that is. And funny that you think that Lanny is part Pakistani, I am Pakistani myself.
13. 2018-10-28 at 1:55 AM UTC in I masturbated 10 or 11 times
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    From 1:30am - 7:30am. Happened a few nights ago.
14. 2018-08-19 at 3:27 AM UTC in NIS Movie Party Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I completely forgot about this. It's just that I've been busy with babysitting my friend's nephews but they've already gone back to their native country so if anyone wants to do this.. Let me know.
15. 2018-08-19 at 3:22 AM UTC in Does 9/11 seem "weird" to you?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    There are too many cancerous neocons that are advisors to Trump which is why these endless invasions will not come to an end and the US and the rest of NATO are accomplices to war crimes that are happening in countries such as Afghanistan and Yemen. I'd be optimistic and say one day America will stop being a piece of shit but unfortunately as long as people value money over lives, that will never happen.
16. 2018-07-20 at 8:42 PM UTC in Israel adopts controversial jedi nation-state law "officially legalises apartheid and legally defines Israel as an apartheid system".
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by RottenRobert On 7 February 2010, Iran's supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said the destruction of Israel was assured. According to the Tehran Times, Khamenei told Palestinian Islamic Jihad leader Ramadan Abdullah Shallah, "Israel is going downhill toward decline and fall and God willing its obliteration is certain". Khamenei went on to call Israel "a symbol of atrocity, viciousness, and ugliness," and said the West’s "support for the Zionist regime is ineffective."Former Iranian President Ahmadinejad’s chief of staff, Esfandiar Rahim Mashaei, said that if Israel attacked Iran it would be destroyed within a week.
    
    
    
    Yes Israel is trying to suck us into another war like Iraq cause Iran doesn't like them. Israelis would prefer to watch American soldiers shed their blood for them on TV like they did in Iraq war. Parasites

    
    According to a top ex-Mossad spy (or general?), 70% of Mossad's operations are directed at Iran.
17. 2018-07-20 at 8:40 PM UTC in Israel adopts controversial jedi nation-state law "officially legalises apartheid and legally defines Israel as an apartheid system".
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by HTS I really don't see a problem with this. Israel belongs to the jedi people. G-d bless!

    
    This is why you're a tranny.
18. 2018-07-20 at 8:26 PM UTC in When do you get rid of clothes?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    When they don't fit anymore. Then you no longer need tissues when you masturbate, you can just use your old, non-fitting t-shirt instead.
19. 2018-07-20 at 7:49 PM UTC in Manonfire is my electronic friend...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't have electronic friends, however, I do have online friends.
20. 2018-07-20 at 7:48 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Captain > too low IQ to tell with no effort

    
    Exactly. So spill the beans, faggot.