Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2019-03-08 at 2:52 AM UTC in Funny Joke You might like.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by AngryOnion THOUGHT FOR THE DAY!
   "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well…are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said, 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." – Emo Phillips

   
   I liked this joke. Thanks for sharing it, AO!
2. 2019-03-08 at 2:50 AM UTC in Gonna watch american history
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Grylls turns out i ended up watchin gangs of newyork

   
   How does one make a grave mistake like this? More importantly, how does one recover from it?
3. 2019-03-08 at 2:47 AM UTC in So what is ur oringinal account name from totse?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by GGG Arnox

   
   >Sees dragon porn online
   "god, I wish that were me" - you, Arnox
4. 2019-03-08 at 2:46 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Erekshun Calling bullshit again.

   
   It's not bullshit. I will speak to you in Dutch, if you'd like me to. Of niet, dat is ook goed! Zolang jij maar blij bent.
5. 2019-03-08 at 2:45 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Thank you for asking, I'm at work, ignoring ppl left & right. I ate a frickin chocolate chip cookie & drank some milk & my stomach is out of control.

   
   Heh, you're welcome! What kind of job do you have? I ate a whole pack of mini chocolate chip cookies. So good! Hopefully you'll be able to devour those delicious things without upsetting your stomach.
6. 2019-03-08 at 2:44 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung they do. He is using the term soccer so we don't get confused .👍

   
   You are absolutely correct! Not only are you well hung, you are also intelligent. :)
7. 2019-03-08 at 2:44 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Grylls michael v-a-n–g-e-r-w-e-n
   
   darts player

   
   Ah! The fat guy. I didn't know you liked watching darts. I don't see the appeal of man throwing little sharp metal sticks into a wall, though.
8. 2019-03-08 at 2:42 AM UTC in I heard you're feeling blue, well I can see just why you do
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Erekshun I already called you out for calling football soccer. You are a fraud.

   
   I did it out of convenience for you. Don't mistake my kindness for frauding!
9. 2019-03-08 at 2:38 AM UTC in Motivational porn
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Ha! With the word "porn" being thrown around a lot as a lazy way to say "appreciation," before opening this thread, I legit thought of "Imagine if he posts actual porn." Lo and behold, he did. Ahh.
10. 2019-03-08 at 2:37 AM UTC in Uber backup driver criminally liable for self-driving car mowing down jedi.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by mmQ You practically did. I'm going to bed and hoping I wake up knowing otherwise. Faux jedi shit is getting tiring. Own up or dont. :) I love 9 hours of sleep.

    
    Are you a zionist scumbag?
11. 2019-03-08 at 2:32 AM UTC in I heard you're feeling blue, well I can see just why you do
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so why are you using a jedi user id ?
    
    yiu like being jedi ?

    
    jedi user ID? I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe you are confusing Michael Myers, the character and main villain from Halloween, for Mike Myers, that one comedian guy.
12. 2019-03-08 at 2:31 AM UTC in I heard you're feeling blue, well I can see just why you do
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Sorry to hear about your situation.

    
    What are you sorry about? I am a proud Pakistani, and I like living here in the Netherlands, too. Without the Netherlands, Pakistan wouldn't have nuclear weapons, so in a way, I do appreciate the Netherlands.
13. 2019-03-08 at 2:30 AM UTC in Lanny, why does everyone but me have a customized usertitle?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Lanny of course spectral is a huge faggot. Even a blind man can see that.

    
    I agree. He needs to turn off FOX News.
14. 2019-03-08 at 2:30 AM UTC in Lanny, why does everyone but me have a customized usertitle?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Of course there is. Even a blind man can see that.

    
    The only invasion that is happening in the world right now is that of Afghanistan, which is being done by US troops and its NATO slaves. It's been 18 years now. Open your eyes, blind man.
15. 2019-03-08 at 12:28 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Grylls nice one, mvg played tonight

    
    You are talking about soccer, right?
16. 2019-03-08 at 12:25 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Grylls what country do you live in?

    
    I live in The Netherlands. 🇳🇱
17. 2019-03-08 at 12:24 AM UTC in I heard you're feeling blue, well I can see just why you do
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Michael Myers..which countries are you from….

    
    I live in The Netherlands. 🇳🇱
    
    I am also Pakistani. 🇵🇰
    
    So by nationality, I am Pakistani and Dutch.
18. 2019-03-08 at 12:21 AM UTC in What Ever Became Of Jerry? From DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Jerry-O's
19. 2019-03-08 at 12:19 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by DontTellEm No, I'm not talking to u Michael. Wyd bud?

    
    :D Okay I figured I'd ask first. I'm a very negative person. Anyways, I'm with two friends hanging out in the streets at 1:20 A.M. and my stomach is about to explode. I ate too much. What about you, pal?
20. 2019-03-08 at 12:17 AM UTC in I want DontTellEm to pounce and sit on my face
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Me mostly…I know if I had a choice I wouldn't live with me either.

    Same. At least you are honest. Third time's a charm.