Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2016-06-11 at 6:25 PM UTC in Wait, am I the oldest surviving totsean?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Are you trying to scare me or something?

   
   You don't scare me, kid. I know that I do scare you, though.
2. 2016-06-11 at 6:22 PM UTC in I dented my poop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I've never seen it, I've only heard about it from my neighbor and from rs
   
   my neighbor told me that the newest friday the 13th actually starred the guy from supernatural

   
   That's very true! Jared Padalecki starred in the Friday the 13th remake, I really liked that movie. Funnily enough, the other half of the duo also played in a slasher remake in that same year. My Bloody Valentine 3D! Check it out if you haven't, it's really good.
3. 2016-06-10 at 10:44 PM UTC in Some random chick gave my friend her number.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Well, not really the same thing but girls try to give my friend their phone number through a mutual friend of theirs. He never even gives them any attention, and they'll bug the mutual contact about it. Hahaha.
4. 2016-06-10 at 10:21 PM UTC in None Of You Even Scare Me In The Slightest
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Yeah and import the Zok database on VB5

   
   I don't think the Zoklet database is around. It should be on Vb3 though.. Vb5 is shit.
5. 2016-06-10 at 10:10 PM UTC in We don't like your kind around here
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   war implies mutual combat between humans
   
   the extermination of vermin infestations is pest control

   
   
   MUH EDGY POST.
6. 2016-06-10 at 10:06 PM UTC in Getting a new job
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I've actually decided I'm not going to work there, its to gay and lame, I have another interview tomorrow at a better place. I will see how it goes.
   
   

   
   Looking good bro! As for stealing money at the laundry job, I can't do that. The guy was nice enough to hire me even though he has plenty of work force and even some family members who work for free, so I'm glad I got the job. Today was my second day, was working with this other Pakistani and holy shit he was pretty annoying, tell me I'm weak and not a real man because of how I was doing my work. I'm just being careful, it's only my second day and my second job after 6 years.
7. 2016-06-10 at 10:01 PM UTC in I dented my poop
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   A couple days ago I bought "silverleaf ghost pepper" salsa and some chips, I didn't get around to it until yesterday afternoon. I was drinking some beer and busted it out. It was really good, a very vinegary flavor, with a garlic flavor. Some of the best salsa I've ever had. But let me tell you, I love spicy foods but this was hands down the spiciest salsa I've ever had in my life. I didn't think anything of it when I opened it just figured the warning on the label was sensationalism for all the honkeys out there. It tasted great so I was just shoveling it into my drunken [size=7]pie hole[/size], but after a couple minutes I realized I'd already eaten a lot of it, and I started to tear up and my mouth burned real bad. I started chugging the rest of my beer to make it stop but it only got worse, so i then went and drank a glass of milk, and I just ent up laying in bed panting and sweating like a sick dog until I fell asleep.
   
   I woke up a few hours later and my stomach was hurting like crazy (ghost pepper salsa, beer, milk…) I got up and quickly walked to the bathroom, I ran into the door knob of my bedroom door (it was dark) and I hit the door knob so hard into my stomach it hit me in the colon and between the force and the mushiness of my poop it pinched my colon (like if you were to stand on a watering hose and disrupt the flow) so I finnaly made it to the bathroom and I sat there for like 15 minutes, and because my colon was pinched I started pooping out long skinny brown tail like poops that burned my asshole. I ent up going back to sleep afterwards, I was exhausted.
   
   Best salsa i've ever had 10/10 would eat again.
   
   http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OQMTvUkEru
   
   

   
   Supernatural fan?
8. 2016-06-10 at 9:54 PM UTC in Parental love and respect
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I'm sorry for your loss. As for your mom, just.. yeah, I dunno...
9. 2016-06-10 at 9:45 PM UTC in Wait, am I the oldest surviving totsean?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Let's just say we'll die together.

   
   Oh.... Okay..
10. 2016-06-10 at 9:40 PM UTC in How I perceive users on niggasinspace sounding
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Jesus Christ Bill Krozby those were PATHETIC. You've actually heard half of those voices and your impressions weren't even close. Maybe that's what I really sound like, I don't know.
    
    Also Myers: http://vocaroo.com/i/s04GmWSGzvmm Spot on right?

    
    Hahahaha, you're off but I fucking lol'd, thanks mQ. (You forgot to say "skin" in "cumskin" by the way).
11. 2016-06-10 at 9:36 PM UTC in I'm gonna be fuckin RICH
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    What's POP?
12. 2016-06-10 at 9:35 PM UTC in I have an addiction/ disorder
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Five entire pizzas? Wow. I think I could down in two or three at most. You're a madman.
13. 2016-06-10 at 9:34 PM UTC in I'm getting my life on track
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Imma derail yo life, cracka
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    I want Tacho to come back. He was really self-centered.
14. 2016-06-10 at 9:24 PM UTC in Tort is a fuccboi
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Tort doesn't post on NIS, iirc.
15. 2016-06-09 at 8:45 PM UTC in Wait, am I the oldest surviving totsean?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Seriously, ENTER. I was on Totse in 1989. It's no lie. No fabrication. No stretch of the truth. I actually am a relic of the original &Temple of the Screaming Electron. I am what you might call "the constant feature", when it comes to Totse. And I'll be the last one out as well.

    
    Are you going to kill Jeff?
16. 2016-06-09 at 7:58 PM UTC in I'm getting my life on track
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    This forum will die without me

    
    Never leave.
17. 2016-06-09 at 7:57 PM UTC in Getting a new job
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Nice going, Bill Krozby! I too got me a job at a drycleaner.
18. 2016-06-09 at 7:56 PM UTC in ITT: You get called names
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    that's actually a pretty solid response to 'handsome and well tanned individual'

    
    Right?! I thought I was the only one who used it, but then I found out some people on /fa/ do it as well. They probably saw me posting it somewhere because I'd never seen it before, anywhere.
19. 2016-06-09 at 7:51 PM UTC in ali was a piece of shit
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    He was a motherfucking OG. Bill Krozby, I'm glad your life is so terrible. You deserve it.

    
    Agreed, but I don't wish Bill Krozby a bad life. He just needs to... not hate black people.
20. 2016-06-09 at 7:50 PM UTC in the young terds make up excuses for anti-trump protestors
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    [SIZE=72px][FONT=georgia]REMOVE KEBAB[/FONT][/SIZE]

    
    
    #triggered