Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2019-03-14 at 7:04 PM UTC in Zoklet theme!
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Ghost Submit a pull you lazy fuk

   What's a pull? And will it guarantee being implemented, or not? @
2. 2019-03-14 at 7:03 PM UTC in My Birthday
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So in April then?
3. 2019-03-14 at 7:02 PM UTC in Social Justice Warriors
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Are you a tree hugger?
4. 2019-03-14 at 7:01 PM UTC in Peace Love Unity Respect
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   So this is what plural means. I heard about it before but didn't know what it was.
5. 2019-03-14 at 7 PM UTC in Self-imposed dilemmas
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Aren't most dilemmas inherently self-imposed?
6. 2019-03-14 at 6:59 PM UTC in First World Problems
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Zanick I enjoy an excellent standard of living that I've done nothing to deserve except being born in a country that thrives on committing acts of violence half a world away. Also, I couldn't get high tonight and had to settle for a bottle of wine instead.

   
   How do I activate PTP signature?
7. 2019-03-14 at 6:59 PM UTC in Have you ever followed a girl home to see where she lives?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Lanny When I was in highschool there was this girl I had a crush on. We'd walk home in the same direction after school but go separate ways after a while. One time we were walking home together and talking about some shitty local band we both liked and ended up following her all the way to her house and when we got there she was like "don't you live over that way?" and I had to make up some story about how I was going to some store that was in the direction of her house instead of just admitting I enjoying talking to her and didn't want to end the conversation.

   
   So what band was it?
8. 2019-03-14 at 6:57 PM UTC in Have you ever followed a girl home to see where she lives?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Maybe Bill Krozby has a story or two. He seems like the type to.
9. 2019-03-14 at 5:44 PM UTC in Have you ever followed a girl home to see where she lives?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I never have.
10. 2019-03-14 at 3:57 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Believe it or not, it's happened for me dozens of times.
    
    I'll concede that a big part of it might be genetics (height, facial structure, general build, etc), but it's worth noting that having some alcohol in my system is an absolutely necessary requisite because I'm low NT and high inhib as fuck (unless I drink).

    
    Either the female strangers weren't good looking, or you are good looking. Which one is it? While I am NT, I used to be extremely low inhibition, but after purposely making myself introverted, I've become high inhibition when it comes to girls I think are good looking. Based on your story, you got your looks working in your favor. In all honesty, I've destroyed my looks by causing a facial injury. It's taken away my facial harmony. Give any person my injury, and they will become bad-looking.
11. 2019-03-13 at 10:45 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost Honestly how do any of these DH people find dates? Who the fuck would want to interact with such a retarded group of people.. I guess ugly chicks and fat dudes perhaps lololol

    
    One thing is for sure.... an attractive man would not need to resort to online dating (unless he wants a quick "pump and dump.") The same goes for an attractive woman. So you might be onto something here.
12. 2019-03-13 at 10:44 PM UTC in Sanctionedsuicide foums
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Lanny is the Queen of the spammers. Just take a minute and call up his posting history for proof.

    
    Then you are the King of idiocy.
13. 2019-03-13 at 10:43 PM UTC in Congratulations on my 100 posts
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Ghost I snort cocaine in a rolled up Zimbabwean trillion dollar note bitch

    
    So that's where my $10 note went.
14. 2019-03-13 at 10:41 PM UTC in Are you a good person?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You tell me.
15. 2019-03-13 at 10:40 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by WellHung No one can do that.

    
    Once you reach a certain level of attractiveness as a male, you will be universally appealing. There's plenty of guys who can pick up good looking random women if they wanted to. I actually have a friend who's without a doubt the best looking guy I know, and he's been approached by girls in the streets. He ignored them, though. Just lol.
    
    

    Originally posted by Archer513 False
    
    Charm,a sense of humor can work wonders.

    
    Those things do not work. What you need is a good looking face, if you don't have that, you're pretty much screwed. If you're average, then that'll do as well, but your options will be severely limited.
16. 2019-03-13 at 10:38 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Umm if you leave the house once in a while that's really not that uncommon.

    
    It is uncommon, though. I'm not making it up. I probably go more outside than you do. Wait, weren't you that old guy? Times have changed since then, bud. People in their 20s don't do this at all.
17. 2019-03-13 at 10:37 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i've done that before so i guess i'm a 7+/10 thanks for the compliment

    
    Let me rephrase: it only applies to attractive women. inb4 your 5/10 Becky = 7/10 girl.
18. 2019-03-13 at 10:36 PM UTC in Hi negroes
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why were you fat to begin with?
19. 2019-03-13 at 5:55 PM UTC in how is this spam
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't know. How is it? I haven't clicked, btw.
20. 2019-03-13 at 5:54 PM UTC in How many people actually hooked up on DH?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by gadzooks Honestly, the whole meeting people to date online thing is kinda foreign to me.
    
    I prefer the serendipitous romance of a spontaneous encounter.
    
    You see someone IRL, and, as you exchange glances, your eyes meet and sort of just lock for a few seconds (although it feels like much longer). Then you go on a spontaneous improvised date right then and there. Sparks start flying… Romance is in the air.
    
    Whatever happened to good old-fashioned romance?
    
    😞

    
    You've been watching too many movies, my friend. That stuff doesn't really happen in real life. Unless you're a 7+/10 male. Then you'll be able to pick up any girl, anywhere you want.