Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2016-06-19 at 6:44 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   1 man 1 jar is better.

   
   Agreed. I showed 1man1stump to my classmates. 1man1jar too I believe. Showed 'em all kinds of fucked up websites.
2. 2016-06-19 at 6:42 PM UTC in Kreepyk thinks this song is gay
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   It's pretty gay. Classic rock is gay.
3. 2016-06-19 at 6:42 PM UTC in ATTN: Sploo.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Sploo can't hurt anyone, akhmah is a way of life; a peaceful one.
4. 2016-06-19 at 6:31 PM UTC in To what extent of being responsible for someones death would you feel bad?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Everyone who says they wouldn't feel guilty is lying. I'd feel bad about killing anyone, unless they're a really shitty person. Let's say I'm driving down the road and Crooked Hillary suddenly ends up under my car... yeah, not feeling bad at all.
5. 2016-06-19 at 6:28 PM UTC in My sisters new boyfriend
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   If he likes pepe or anything else, he can't be an actual memester. He's just pretending, nigger. He's just... pretending.
6. 2016-06-19 at 6:16 PM UTC in Moving, finally- fuck Florida
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Hanging out with §m£ÂgØL is like hanging out at a gay club^

   
   Very true.
7. 2016-06-19 at 4:47 AM UTC in Moving, finally- fuck Florida
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Avoid gay clubs.
8. 2016-06-18 at 5:15 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   I feel the same way about anal fisting porn.

   
   www.1man1stump.com
9. 2016-06-18 at 3:01 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Look what I found! This is the best I can come up with. Took it from a screenshot I took.
   
   Now, I don't mean what I'm about to say, but it's gonna be fitting.....
   
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   All of you are raging faggots and you will never be worth anything, you guys are just a bunch of dumb, pathetic losers.
10. 2016-06-18 at 2:39 PM UTC in My grandma just died
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    thanks man. And by the way I do pay child support for my daughter

    
    I completely forgot you were a dad, Bill Krozby.
11. 2016-06-18 at 2:39 PM UTC in Most people are in denial about death, but I'm not.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Probably because you an ugly faggot that like things up your anus

    
    Aren't you edgy? I'm not a faggot, ugly? Definitely. But a faggot? Hell no.
12. 2016-06-18 at 2:11 PM UTC in Most people are in denial about death, but I'm not.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    I think about death almost 24/7. I know I'm going to die. I know how fleeting the experience of life is.
    
    And yet I do nothing with it. I just sit in my room. What is there to even do though? What the fuck should I be doing?

    
    Same. Other people change the world. I sit around doing nothing.
13. 2016-06-18 at 2:03 PM UTC in SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE IN HERE.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Holy shit, Enter's post actually felt very, very relatable for the first time. Thank you, Enter. You're great.
14. 2016-06-18 at 1:48 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    I don't have a collection. :( That's the whole point, DON'T YOU SEE? That is where I went to gather my smilies. HAD I KNOWN that this ATROCITY was going to take place, I would've taken the necessary measures to upload EACH AND EVERY SMILEY to my imgur.
    
    Is that really what it means? It's just…..done? GONE? FOREVER??????
    
    

    
    Ugh, mQ, now---I like you, but you're being dumb sometimes, man. You had access to the site back then but you didn't bother to save the smilies immediately? But it's OK, I mean, I didn't do it myself either. Guess we're all dumb here.
15. 2016-06-18 at 1:42 PM UTC in Wayback Machine
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    A lot of useful posts in this thread, thanks -SpectraL and AFJ. And even mQ for the over-sized
16. 2016-06-18 at 1:38 PM UTC in lol, femdom is so fucking stupid when I'm not horny.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "hurr female empowerment hurr" It's stupid, those who are willing to participate are literally cucks.
17. 2016-06-17 at 10:52 AM UTC in Tripping shrooms part
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Bill Krozby, you always have the most interesting stories to tell, which always makes me question "Is this real? Or is he making shit up?" What is it?!?!?
18. 2016-06-17 at 10:33 AM UTC in Flirting with girls born after the year 2000
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Fixed

    
    Joe plz
19. 2016-06-17 at 10:25 AM UTC in Wayback Machine
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt---that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt --- speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have
20. 2016-06-17 at 10:24 AM UTC in Anybody like the shaggs?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    But you guys don't understand. I feel a sense of elitism whenever I glance over my collection of obscure bands from the 90s.