2016-06-17 at 10:52 AM UTC
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Tripping shrooms part
Bill Krozby, you always have the most interesting stories to tell, which always makes me question "Is this real? Or is he making shit up?" What is it?!?!?
2016-06-17 at 10:25 AM UTC
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Wayback Machine
Yeah, I noticed that too. Zok must've enabled robot.txt---that way, you can't access the old forums. Smosh.com did the same thing, fucking assholes. There is no fix for this, unless Zok is able to disable robot.txt --- speaking of smilies, can you share your collection? I would like to have
2016-06-17 at 10:24 AM UTC
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Anybody like the shaggs?
But you guys don't understand. I feel a sense of elitism whenever I glance over my collection of obscure bands from the 90s.
Flirting isn't harmful. I don't do it, but as long as you don't escalate, you could definitely flirt with someone who is 16.
2016-06-16 at 11 PM UTC
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Anybody like the shaggs?
I really don't care for Kurt Cobain, crucify me guys. I think Smells Like Teen Spirit is pretty cringeworthy in terms of the way his voice sounds. And Bill Krozby, see how Slappy doesn't mention which kind of music he is into? That's because he knows his taste in music is garbage.
2016-06-16 at 10:50 PM UTC
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I got a new cat
You watched Hellraiser? Sweet. Definitely check out Hellraiser 2, arguably better than Hellraiser. And the blonde girl in that movie is an extreme qt. In fact I even had a dream about her after I watched that movie a couple of months back, except her hair was shorter. She was topless as well. Why hasn't somebody invented a tool with which you can record dreams? Well fuck it---it's too late anyway.
2016-06-16 at 10:06 PM UTC
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Dirty slut
They're just pretending to be sick, Duke. They know it's wrong, but if it provokes a reaction, it's justified.
2016-06-16 at 10:03 PM UTC
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My grandma just died
That's true, mQ. (Hey, that rhymed) but I felt like saying it anyway. I don't even know who Bubba the cat is.. Or was.
But, since you've led me to the right path, I say this to Bill Krozby: get a ticket to Amsterdam, and I'll see you there.
2016-06-16 at 9:34 PM UTC
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My grandma just died
My condolences, Bill Krozby. Reaching 94 is quite an accomplishment. In 74 years, I will be next. Mark my words. I will live until at least 2090.
/suddenly dies after hitting "Post Reply"/
2016-06-16 at 9:33 PM UTC
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The 2016 Shitposting Awards
Did you know for every star in the sky, it represents yet another one of Adam's children? For every star, there is a person. I am a star. You are a star. We are all stars in here.
2016-06-13 at 11:42 PM UTC
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I got a new job
Now you can spit in the food of customers you hate.
I forgot to mention the fact that a lot of them are deluded as hell... with all those tumblr buzzwords.
2016-06-11 at 6:44 PM UTC
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Getting a new job
Hahaha I think they're related though, can't do that unless I want to get fired. Fucking Pakistanis. Lol.
2016-06-11 at 6:43 PM UTC
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Tort is a fuccboi
Really? Who's his boyfriend? You mean HTS?
Bill Krozby still hasn't delivered for me. Welp.
I am on Facebook and have befriended a lot of American teenagers/early adults. They are all very sensitive, opinionated, and if you have an opinion you don't agree with, they won't like you. They feel that they are always right, no matter what. It can get kind of elitist-ish, and you can only be a part of that if you conform to their ideas. So they're really totalitarian in that regard. Anyway, like I said---they are sensitive, this results in passive-aggressive remarks and circlejerk. But at least they're not racist nor hateful, although you do have some who are like that. A lot of them suffer from anxiety which I think is hilarious. These are all of my observations. Oh, and they're all feminists, too.. even the guys. So what I'm saying that they're cucks, but they're cucks that have girlfriends that aren't ugly, so maybe they're doing something right after all.
