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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's on a decline, sure, but it's not nearly dead yet.

    Really? What bands do you still listen to? I am talking modern bands.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You should drink everyday. Water, I mean.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    A 12 year old?
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny cancelled due to monkey pox (zeta strain) outbreak

    In other words: stop being gay.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm 😝

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CK6EN7xY2JY/T4k9fmdGJ7I/AAAAAAAAGDs/7YHvdNa-fbs/s640/cute-puppy-wallpapers+(1).jpg
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Hey, hey, my, my
    Rock and roll can never die
    There's more to the picture than meets the eye
    Hey, hey, my, my

    Out of the blue and into the black
    You pay for this, but they give you that
    And once you're gone, you can't come back
    When you're out of the blue and into the black

    The King is gone but he's not forgotten
    This is the story of Johnny Rotten
    It's better to burn out, 'cause rust never sleeps
    The King is gone, but he's not forgotten

    Hey, hey, my, my
    Rock and roll can never die
    There's more to the picture than meets the eye
    Hey, hey, my, my

    How many rock albums charted on the number one spot on the Billboard 200? Let's face it, rock is dead.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Thanks bud. I’m a a new me! Don’t tell anyone.

    I won't tell em. :)
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Nah actually they're not weird at all, for example trans people aren't weird, they are perfectly normal.

    [lie detected]
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Gross. ^ go lay down

    She's just keeping nu-metal alive.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Hey Hey Hey

    Hey. :(
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In that case, I think they should be feeding us. KFC, supersized drinks and pizza, preferably.

    I like the way you think, Speccy.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I am a sad fat white women :/

    1. Turn that frown upside down
    2. Lose weight
    3. Get a tan
    4. Get on hormone replacement therapy

    I just fixed all your problems in one post. You're welcome.
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Everyone is making fun of OP but it just goes to show who the actual fools are.

    OP, you are right. You seem to know all about Italying bastards.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Unless you're into elephants.

    Speaking of elephants, I hear they find humans to be cute; just like how we find puppies cute. Elephants thinking we are cute is what is cute.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo I like how meta the "Who are you Xxx" thing has gotten. I guess it was never intended to be funny but just to churn out unfunny jokes, with the account inventing the premise for the jokes themselves (I assume) which involves questioning a character themselves who may or may nor have been the catalyst of a noun.

    I'm gonna take acid and stare at captain falcons latest losername and see if it makes me funnier (it wont)

    My man.

    Sidenote: your insults are pretty hurtful, man. I'd be upset if I was at the receiving end of those. Especially that last line.

    I'm glad I'm not CF.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre fucking weird dude

    This is a compliment.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Armenians aren't white.
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra very haram

    Only if I say something like "yummy cummy."
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Xlite Don't inject that shit into your body. Its stupid and you're gonna end up with courteney cox face.

    Nobody wants a cocks face.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Rape Monster being alive

    One year from now, you will say "raping."
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