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  1. #41
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if you don't want to wreck your corpse just go with the tried and true helium bag or opiate hotshot


    if you don't care, dynamite helmet
  2. #42
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by aldra if you don't want to wreck your corpse just go with the tried and true helium bag or opiate hotshot


    if you don't care, dynamite helmet

    Why not a dynamite onesy?
  3. #43
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra if you don't want to wreck your corpse just go with the tried and true helium bag or opiate hotshot


    if you don't care, dynamite helmet

    That helium bag method does seem pretty solid
  4. #44
    Youre fucking weird dude
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  5. #45
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre fucking weird dude

    In other news water is wet

    What's ur point
  6. #46
    Originally posted by Rape Monster In other news water is wet

    What's ur point

    @ the lass
  7. #47
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka My suicide note will be instructions that my foundation is Ecru.

    post mortem

    ** mortician uses low quality plaster of paris instead **
  8. #48
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sudo Fucking raccoons, how do they work?

    I googled "fucking raccoons" to find a satisfying answer, saw this.

    https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60347c6bc3718

    "Pregnant Slutty Raccoon MILF wants your Cum!!!"

    Absolutely disgusting.
  9. #49
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    very haram
  10. #50
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by aldra very haram

    Only if I say something like "yummy cummy."
  11. #51
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Why not a dynamite onesy?

    if I wanted out that badly I probably wouldn't want to spend the time making/finding enough explosives for an entire suit, it's just overkill


    I do remember hearing about an ex-EOD guy who supposedly loaded his car up with 200kg of explosives and drove out to the desert. they don't really know for sure because they found the crater, but not enough of him or his car to identify it
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  12. #52
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre fucking weird dude

    This is a compliment.
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  13. #53
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I just now noticed the ad says '100.5%'

    inb4 they send a bottle of fanta
  14. #54
    troon African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor post mortem

    ** mortician uses low quality plaster of paris instead **

    no amount of cover-up was going to hide all the botox swelling
  15. #55
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka I looked it up the anaesthesia causes fluid in the lungs so the person feels like they’re suffocating/drowning/panic.

    IV potassium chloride in the right dose will cause cardiac arrest in minutes. If you just chug it in large quantities there is a good change you'll get Rhabdomyolisis. Which is what ended up killing Juicebox.
  16. #56
    Originally posted by Sophie IV potassium chloride in the right dose will cause cardiac arrest in minutes. If you just chug it in large quantities there is a good change you'll get Rhabdomyolisis. Which is what ended up killing Juicebox.

    Paedophile
  17. #57
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich Paedophile

    Why do you call him that? If you call him that because he thinks teenagers are attractive then he isn't a pedophile but an ephebophile.

    I believe we had this discussion before.

    I am not defending pedophiles, in fact, I am defending truthhood: we must speak in facts - not lies based on mere emotions.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Why do you call him that? If you call him that because he thinks teenagers are attractive then he isn't a pedophile but an ephebophile.

    I believe we had this discussion before.

    I am not defending pedophiles, in fact, I am defending truthhood: we must speak in facts - not lies based on mere emotions.

    No he likes children therefore paedophile.
  19. #59
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by The Earl of Sandwich No he likes children therefore paedophile.

    Oh, okay... well, can't argue that, then. But just to be sure: you do not consider teenagers to be children, do you?
  20. #60
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh, okay… well, can't argue that, then. But just to be sure: you do not consider teenagers to be children, do you?

    I don’t think 12 year olds qualify as teenagers
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