Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-14 at 4:02 AM UTC in Things you’re tired of
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Unwyred

   
   Come back. :(
2. 2022-08-14 at 4:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka I woke at 6pm which is fine because it’s cooler at night, got beer and watched Netflix, a quick walk to the beach, idk what else I’ve been spaced out and depressed, don’t want to be productive. My boobs have got bigger in the past few weeks which is odd because they were only like this when the implant was active, never normally. Idk what triggered my hormones. It feels weird sleeping without a heavy blanket. All those times I was craving cigs and I just remembered I have a vape kit. Still trying to get used to my new face. It’s nice but it’s not me so I don’t really like it, but I am more confident now things were corrected. Trying to avoid scumbags. Will listen to an audiobook now.

   
   They say beer makes your coochie stink.
3. 2022-08-14 at 4:01 AM UTC in News
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo Fucking raccoons, how do they work?

   
   I googled "fucking raccoons" to find a satisfying answer, saw this.
   
   https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60347c6bc3718
   
   "Pregnant Slutty Raccoon MILF wants your Cum!!!"
   
   Absolutely disgusting.
4. 2022-08-14 at 4 AM UTC in Mohammed Bin Salman's Tiger Squad...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung Sandnigger.

   
   FTFY.
5. 2022-08-14 at 3:59 AM UTC in That ukrainian sude keeps trying to give me meth
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra going down the phonebook asking everyone if they have daughters

   
   A moment of silence if they answer with "Yes."
6. 2022-08-14 at 3:59 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why the hell not?

   
   Because they are cute, why would I eat them?
7. 2022-08-14 at 3:58 AM UTC in whatever happened to foul bachelor frog??
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   We don't use that format anymore.
8. 2022-08-14 at 3:57 AM UTC in That ukrainian sude keeps trying to give me meth
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Tell him to go back to Russia.
9. 2022-08-14 at 3:56 AM UTC in R
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   C-c-combobreaker!
10. 2022-08-14 at 12:54 AM UTC in Are you more of a Jason Momoa or Lisa Bonet fan?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Michael Myers Neither.

    
    Jason Momoa is the guy from Game of Thrones (the one who abducts and rapes the blonde bitch who ends up owning a dragon). He is also the guy who played Aquaman.
11. 2022-08-14 at 12:53 AM UTC in Are you more of a Jason Momoa or Lisa Bonet fan?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Neither.
12. 2022-08-13 at 9:05 PM UTC in Early usage of psychedelics in history (and how it relates to me)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Maybe you guys don't care, but I thought I'd post this anyway. According to psych.global's History of Psychedelics in Asia:
    
    "Soma, an elixir thought to contain the highly psychedelic Amanita muscaria (Fly Agaric mushroom), is referenced heavily in ancient Hindu Sanskrit texts."
    
    "In the Rig Veda, a text that is over 3,000 years old and remains sacred to Hindus to the present day, the psychoactive sacrament soma was the subject of hymns of praise for its power to bring those who consume it in contact with the gods."
    
    The Rig Veda was composed in Panjab (literally translated as "The Land of Five Rivers," a region in South Asia; the majority of which is now located in modern-day Pakistan). That is where my family is from, but I was born and raised in Europe. Although I am Islamic (like most Panjabis are), I think South Asian history is important to learn about for me due to how rich it is, tracing back to the earliest civilization in the world: the Indus Valley Civilization (which even pre-dates the Vedic era in which the Rig Veda was composed), even if my ancestors' beliefs and traditions are foreign concepts to me.
    
    Well, at least psychedelics aren't a foreign concept to me anymore as I tried it for the first time a few days ago. I absolutely loved it. I theorized earlier about how I may have had a naturally higher resistance to substances and now learning about the history of psychedelics, I think it makes more sense to me now.
13. 2022-08-12 at 12:39 AM UTC in Rape Monster goes to Planet Fitness 4 days a week, and walks leisurely on a treadmill for 30 minutes each session...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra just chase women at night

    
    Brown guy chasing women at night... not a good combination.
14. 2022-08-12 at 12:38 AM UTC in My job.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Well, at least you have a job. You are a contributing member of society, congratulations, Fonaplats.
15. 2022-08-12 at 12:37 AM UTC in New York City?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    J ew Dork Shitty.
16. 2022-08-12 at 12:34 AM UTC in I will thank your post in this thread if it is a good post, but not if it is a bad post
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I am incapable of producing good posts, I apologize for the inconvenience this may cause you.
17. 2022-08-12 at 12:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Rape Monster You guys ever had rat meat?

    
    Red meat? Yes. Rat meat? No.
18. 2022-08-12 at 12:32 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Sitting in bed, listening to music. My ankle hurts from walking too much these past few days.
19. 2022-08-12 at 12:31 AM UTC in Rape Monster goes to Planet Fitness 4 days a week, and walks leisurely on a treadmill for 30 minutes each session...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I don't even work out.
20. 2022-08-11 at 12:25 AM UTC in I'm a 26 year old virgin (who's never been in a relationship or on a single date)
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley Do you ever consider stealing from the Value Village?

    
    You didn't answer my previous question! I ask again; what is your dick size (measurement)?
    
    Also, is that question directed at me? If yes: no, I don't steal.