Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2022-08-14 at 8:04 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sudo There have been a bunch of jailb8 looking girls checking me out around my area. These two just double checked and waved at me. Feels pretty noncey I guess this is how you flex on wariat. Yesterday two probable 16 year olds were coming in and out of the gas station 3 times when me and my friend were in there and one was obviously trying to force an interaction with me. It took every ounce of my gen pop prison influenced psyche not to reciproc8.
   
   Meanwhile a couple older girls I've been talking to are kinda qri5ing me off as an unstable toxic weirdo which is a badge I wear proudly. I think my best plan is to drink more so my behavior is more excusable and to heed James ellroys dad's deathbed advice to his son "try to pick up every waitress who serves you"
   
   This is not about waitresses or women, just about opportunism and allowing yourelself to be open to what path life allows you to travel down. I should pray more too, and I've got a couple ideas for making l00t. I need good people around me. I realized last week that some people in my life have a complacent and stagnant mentality that's holding me back and co signing some negative behaviors on my part. My friend is out of prism now and full of good energy. His grandmother said "Jeesus loves you" to me u unironically and it was so sweet.

   
   Yes, you should pray more -- and so should I. We both should, basically. I also agree that environment is key; surround yourself with good people and you will stay away from things that will harm you. Also, it always feels good when you're being checked out -- it rarely happens to me, so that's why I know.
2. 2022-08-14 at 8:01 PM UTC in Grocery shopping for old people.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   (((David)))
3. 2022-08-14 at 7:35 PM UTC in I got LSD - never tried acid before.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Sophie Breh with this heat you probably should put that in a tupperware box, with a baggy of those decanting beads and put that shit in the fridge. Also, LSD is quite an experience. Last i heard all you did was smoke the chronic, and blonde marok beetje zoals jij :P

   
   Hahaha verdomme, ik had je net een uitgebreide privéberichtje gestuurd waar in ik vrijgaf dat ik LSD voor het eerst heb gebruikt en nu zie ik pas je reactie hier. Even eerlijk, ben je er niet van een beetje geshockeerd? Je kent mij namelijk langer dan vandaag en je weet dat ik meer aan mijn religie vasthou dan anderen dat doen. Ik was gestopt met roken op mijn 18e, op mijn 25e (vorig jaar) waren dingen zo slecht dat ik weer begon met roken (voor een maandje of twee). Ben alweer gestopt! Alleen laatste paar weken heb ik wel drie sigaretten in totaal gehad, omdat mijn vriend zat te roken en hij beweerde dat het zijn laatste zou zijn, dacht dat het wel tof zou zijn als we samen zouden stoppen tegelijkertijd en dat ik hem ermee kon helpen maar toen chillde ik later weer met hem en bleek dat hij gewoon zat te roken weer. XD Toen had ik ook een sigaretje met hem gerookt. Maar ja, nu is er een hele nieuwe wereld voor mij geopend en ik vind deze shit wel geweldig. :) Het probleem is alleen dat ik op mijn vriend moet wachten totdat ik het weer kan gebruiken, in plaats van dat ik het zelf ergens koop. Ik ken niks betrouwbaars plus ik ben van nature al paranoïde en ben bang dat ik foute spul krijg die niet echt werkt. :(
   
   PS: Ik had het op kamerstemperatuur bewaard (in de kast in mijn kamer). Mijn kamer is van nature al best koel dus dat was geen probleem haha. :P
4. 2022-08-14 at 7:31 PM UTC in I got LSD - never tried acid before.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Obbe Remember:

   
   You make a great point. But the thing is, I already think thoughts sometimes when I'm somewhere up high "Imagine if I jump from down here, what would happen?" I can only imagine that while I'm tripping, I'd take the leap. So, I just want to be careful. Get familiar with LSD and then get out of my comfort zone -- but gradually.
5. 2022-08-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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   I am eating roti with lentils. Like hateful Afghans would say, I'm a proper daalkhor. :)
6. 2022-08-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in adults who drink orange juice...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Anyway, I'm fine actually, thank you for asking. What about you? :)
7. 2022-08-14 at 7:28 PM UTC in adults who drink orange juice...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung Lol good one. So, how is life in Kazakhstan, Mr. Myers? Enjoying your time there?

   
   I live in the Netherlands. XD
   
   My parents came from Pakistan. I am planning on taking a trip there. I hope to sneak in some acid so I can trip during my trip. How trippy is that?
8. 2022-08-14 at 6:39 PM UTC in adults who drink milk
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Wariat im a better journaist imo than her tho:
   https://www.vice.com/en/contributor/daisy-jones

   
   She is the writer of shitty articles.
9. 2022-08-14 at 6:39 PM UTC in adults who drink milk
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra well, if you haven't lost your v-plates yet who's to say you're not going to throw them through the hole in the wall of a public restroom stall

   
   I haven't lost my v-plates yet, as you put it, and I am 26 years old. Is that problematic?
10. 2022-08-14 at 6:38 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? Shut up shitskin

    
    Pot calling the kettle black.
    
    You are also a shitskin.
11. 2022-08-14 at 6:37 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Thinking about getting another popsicle.
12. 2022-08-14 at 6:36 PM UTC in adults who drink orange juice...
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Orange Jews.
13. 2022-08-14 at 4:44 PM UTC in hey warioat
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    No one fell for my bait post ITT. :(
14. 2022-08-14 at 4:26 PM UTC in Locked galaxy phone
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hey Semi, I was thinking about you the other day. Then I checked my Facebook and I saw two pages of yours. I had you as a friend with your older one, or at least that is what I recall but then I noticed I am only friends with your newer account? How did that happen? Both seem to be inactive, I think. |Anyway hope you're doing well. :)
15. 2022-08-14 at 4:21 PM UTC in WTF! I found out Crazy Mike also passed away.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    On what basis do you say so?
16. 2022-08-14 at 4:21 PM UTC in adults who drink milk
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    This bitch definitely as issues. She has that "I'm dead inside" look and those tattoos.. they're all give-aways that she's troubled (read: an abused whore).
    
    https://video-images.vice.com/contributors/57a206b9524c24dfe9570e55/lede/1657300614856-screenshot-2022-03-30-at-152629-daisy-jones.png?crop=1xw:0.8957169459962756xh;center,center
17. 2022-08-14 at 4:20 PM UTC in adults who drink milk
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Makes sense, it is a VICE article after all.
18. 2022-08-14 at 4:17 PM UTC in WTF! I found out Crazy Mike also passed away.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Poast I’m still alive. My buddy OMGPLZDNTBAN drank himself to death last year. Long live BHL. I rarely post on here, but pop in every now and then to watch that schizophrenic totse2k call me a dead mossad agent. Anyone who gets involved with him IRL is retarded.

    
    Wow! I'm really glad to you decided to post this (moar liek poast amirite???) because people were saying you were dead. I'm really, really glad that you're alive~! :)
    
    Sorry to hear about your buddy. :(
19. 2022-08-14 at 4:16 PM UTC in WTF! I found out Crazy Mike also passed away.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Guys, I fucked up big time. Turns I already knew Crazy Mike was gone some time ago, but I just forgot about that because of insomnia-induced memory problems.
20. 2022-08-14 at 4:04 PM UTC in I got LSD - never tried acid before.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by fuckerofmothersandsuckeroffathers You should go outside on LSD and bask in the sun's rays.
    
    There is an energy to LSD that needs to be released.

    
    I don't trust myself enough to be walking outside while I'm on LSD. Maybe when I get more experienced with it, but for now I will do it at home.