Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-03-25 at 12:27 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai can't believe you people actually masturbate. disgusting.

   
   I'm a virgin. What other option do I have?
2. 2023-03-25 at 12:27 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai

   
   Very cute video. Thanks for sharing.
3. 2023-03-25 at 12:26 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Holy shit people masturbate that often? Lol
   
   I jack off like idk 3 times a month when I'm bored

   
   I deduce it must be because I am 27 year old virgin who never even went on a single date. I don't masturbate because I feel like it, rather, I do it because sometimes I feel sad and then it numbs me emotionally; it is the after-effect that I seek.
4. 2023-03-25 at 12:25 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Instigator Ramasham .
   
   
   Allah is a paedo.

   
   And you are pathetic.
5. 2023-03-25 at 12:24 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I love me some Ramadan noodles but I don't think I could eat them for a month.

   
   Eating the same food everyday is not enjoyable nor desirable. I fully agree with you.
6. 2023-03-25 at 12:23 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra wariat should observe ramadan

   
   Hahaha. Yes, it would certainly be beneficial! It is the month of cleansing; especially spiritually.
7. 2023-03-22 at 6:38 AM UTC in The month of Ramadan is nearing! It starts tomorrow.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Which means I will have to abstain from my porn consumption and masturbation for at least a month. This will be a challenge for me because I have jerked off everyday for the past year and often between 2-5x a day; sometimes one, sometimes six, rarely zero. I'm going for round five now. Then I have to take a shower to ritually cleanse myself and then I can participate in the month of Ramadan. Technically I am allowed to resume my bad habits after sunset / sundown but I prefer to abstain for an entire month instead. Wish me luck!!
8. 2023-03-21 at 2:52 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by WellHung Because you feel a strong burning sensation when you piss? 👍

   
   No, but I have had that sometimes. I wonder how that even happens. I read you can only get that from STDs but I don't have one considering I'm a virgin and I also don't use public bathrooms and my own bathroom is STD-free as well. It's odd.
   
   User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "bathroom"!
9. 2023-03-21 at 1:39 AM UTC in Back as a child, in school, Scron's favorite subject was Earth Science...
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You people had Earth Science as a subject? In elementary school? That's odd!
10. 2023-03-21 at 1:37 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    ❤️

    
    I don't understand how someone can enjoy a meal or a drink all by themselves whenever they go outside for consumption. Perhaps I have some kind of social anxiety because I would just feel like a good-for-nobody loser if I were to do it. It's kind of admirable in a sense that some people can eat or drink by themselves in public.
11. 2023-03-21 at 1:35 AM UTC in what u having for supper?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I had rice with pieces of meat and also a large meat ball which was random. It came from my relatives that held a birthday party yesterday for their 19 year old son (my cousin's son). I was invited but I didn't go because I preferred to stay at home instead. My brother went and jokingly said it was the saddest birthday ever because only his uncle, aunt and niece showed up along with my brother with his wife. Lol.
12. 2023-03-21 at 1:32 AM UTC in Ugly women reproducing is the most funny shit to me
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by cigreting Guy is spot on. That's why I always laugh about women bragging about being pregnant like it's an accomplishment. All they have to do is go out in public or make one phone call and some guy will come over there and blow a load in them and they'll be on assistance forever, then go to college for free on my dime…But remember, according to the government and society, life is unfair for women

    
    Seeing a pregnant woman is sickening to me. They look so disgusting. People shouldn't procreate. Embrace anti-natalism!
13. 2023-03-21 at 1:31 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Thinking about why I always feel the need to prolong peeing whenever I feel the need to go number one.
14. 2023-03-19 at 1:25 AM UTC in What did you get your ma for Mother’s Day?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Knife I will stream it just for you

    
    Thank you so much.
15. 2023-03-19 at 1:25 AM UTC in crazy shit fuys
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Wariat i get literally none and star trek can attest to it in poland how difficult it id and hoe hard i try.

    
    Still no luck, Wariat? How come?
16. 2023-03-19 at 1:24 AM UTC in What did you get your ma for Mother’s Day?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Grylls People still use film? You must be old
    
    I’d like to see him wrap himself in film

    
    I'm old, alright. I'm twenty-seven. That's like, old.
17. 2023-03-19 at 1:23 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka You're not meant to punch using your knuckles lol. I'm glad you got hurt.

    
    He's a friendly guy. Just some outbursts here and there. Perhaps you can be his new girlfriend?
18. 2023-03-19 at 1:20 AM UTC in What did you get your ma for Mother’s Day?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Knife Now im gonna take a shit in your mouth too faggot

    
    Can you make sure to film this moment? It will go down in NiStory.
19. 2023-03-17 at 12:11 AM UTC in kim jung un uncle
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I love North Korea! Kim Jong-un zindabad!
20. 2023-03-09 at 6:19 AM UTC in Either Bradly goes or I do
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Bradley bro i'm like 30 and i don't go out and im trying to stop drinking, i haven't had sex in like two months

    
    Man hasn't had sex in two months, feels like he needs to post about it. (PLEB)
    
    Man hasn't had sex his entire life, rarely mentions it. (PATRICIAN)