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Posts by Michael Myers

  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I can't say. I never had sex, so there's that.
  2. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Same here, actually, from rubbing off with harsher-than-desired fabric than I should, in combination with a death grip, due to being circumcised. I have scars over my dick and sometimes scuffs when I don't learn from my mistakes. Then the pubic hair chafing against my skin while jerking off obviously adds to the irritation as well. Oh well, what else can I do? I'm a virgin after all, this is all I have in order to get some relief of these type of desires.
  3. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Huffing.... raid.
  4. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm both a misogynist and racist. Call me a realist.
  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Sweet And the most attractive are mixed race, which objectively validates race mixing as being the genetically correct decision that does in fact produce humans with evolutionarily superior fitness.

    Folx this fact is the source of great perturbation, denialism and racist vitriol amongst white males.

    I disagree. White women prefer their own, most couples involving white women are usually with white men. Sometimes the white women will be with black men but that's like 1 out of 10 couples or something. The least desired by white women are brown men. That's because us brown dudes don't get promoted by the media like black men do and as of recently yellow men thanks to the rising influence of East Asian pop culture. Having said that, I prefer my own women so it's not a problem, the real problem is my own women don't like me. :(
  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka - There's three guys harassing me because they like me.

    Now you're just bragging.
  7. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by faxmachine25052025 Anyway how did people know what was cringe before they started calling things cringe?

    We'd say stuff like "you should contemplate killing yourself."
  8. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You could alternatively write it as "veel cum," since you pronounce "veel" the same way as "fail," and "veel" in Dutch means "lots of," therefore his nickname would be "Captain lots of cum."
  9. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Status, money. Things the common man doesn't have.
  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm listening to the Baywatch theme.
  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm 27. I turn 28 this year unless I die before that moment.
  12. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kafka I found a pigeon in my garden, a cat was watching it closely and a few seagulls. I kept having to scare the cat away. I didn't see any injuries but it was very slow to move and seemed sick. I picked it up with some rags and have put it in the garage now and made sure no cats or anything can get it, but it's dark in there and I don't want its final moments to be in that dark garage, it's a bird. I don't know what to do with it or who to call.

    Thanks for being nice to the pigeon!!
  13. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Full. All praise to God.
  14. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Prometheus You muttering goodbye
    Leaving my umbrella behind, I run away
    The city where sorrow begins to fall, smokes silver
    I can't erase only you
    so as not to get wet in the last rain
    Chasing after her, she just hugged me and closed her eyes

    If I seriously forget
    I won't love you enough to cry
    as long as it's stolen by someone
    I want to hold you tight and break you

    Did you translate it? Seems like it, since I just realized the title means "The Last Rain" and that's what it says here in the translation.
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I'm not much of an anime guy, I like a select few. The first anime I watched was uhhhh 東京喰種. I loved it. I watched the live-adaption first though but it made me want to watch the anime. I am currently watching 呪術廻戦. About halfway through the first and only season for now. I am hoping to finish the rest of the season tonight.
  16. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Hello etremely parasitic, I am Michael Myers.
  17. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    To beat the gay away?
  18. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Why would nuns use a mace?
  19. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Wholeheartedly agreed.
  20. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny hanji or bastardized katakana.

    Hiragana, but I also know some katakana and some kanji (around 30 or so).
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